The Marauders As Musical Instruments:

Sirius: Hello friends! 

Everyone:

Sirius: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

CHARLI LIKES BOYS BUT SHE KNOWS I'D HIT IHT

DORLENE HEADCANNONS PLEASE

YESS HERE WE GO

• Marlene fell first and wasn't very subtle about her crush so obviously Dorcas knew it all along but found Marlene's behaviour cute and endearing so she said nothing

• Dorcas has a lot of rings and Marlene is completely obsessed about them

• Marlene actually confessed accidentally and was very stressed about it so she was just talking and talking and Dorcas cut her off by kissing her

• Dorcas introduced Marlene to the skittles and they immediately love her (even tho Barty loves to tease her and say the most horrific things just to see Marlene looking at Dorcas with wide eyes asking her if he's joking or not)

• they paint their nails together

• they also love to flirt during quidditch games

• they love to flirt all the time in fact

• Marlene loves to braid Dorcas' hair (she loves Dorcas' hair in general)

• they share all of their jewellery

• Marlene loves to call Dorcas 'Cassie' and Dorcas loves to call Marlene "Lenie" (to have their own nicknames instead of using Cas and Marls)

• they can both be very scary if they hear you saying something bad about their girlfriend

okay that's all i could think about for now, anyone feel free to add if you have more ideas ! :)

“you smoked then ate 7 bars of chocolate” Um taylor, remus lupin has a name

James: Lily, can I ask you a question?

Lily: You just did.

James: Okay, can I ask you two questions?

Lily: You just did.

James, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!

Lily: You just did.

James: When?!

Lily: Just now.

"You used to read so much, what happened?"

Bish i read plenty, just ask all the dead gay wizards in my phone.

James: Please, Peter, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. 

Peter: I’m sorry James. 

James: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. 

Peter: It has to be done. 

James:

Peter:

James:

Peter: *Places +4* Uno.

(you thought it was going to be something different didn’t you)

Andromeda : What's the worst thing you guys have done? 

Narcissa: I stole a pear once.

Sirius: I hexed Regulus

Regulus: So I pushed him down the stairs.

Bellatrix: I’ve set fire to a couple towns, I guess.

Narcissa: Cool, cool. Andromeda?

Andromeda: 

Andromeda: I don’t break KitKats.

Sirius: EVIL!

If you don’t give the black sisters as much hype as the black brothers then don’t talk to me

I wish real people had subtitles bc I seriously can’t focus on what people are saying half of the time