Sirius And Dorcas Are Hogwarts's Smart + Hot Duo. Everyones Confused As To Why Tf Theyre Dating Those

Cop: You ran a red light. 

Sirius: So did you, hypocrite. 

Cop: I was following you. 

Sirius: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver. 

Cop: Get out.

*Cut to Remus in the passenger seat questioning his life decisions*

Harry: School sucks. I keep almost dying.

Remus: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job. 

Harry: What are jobs like? 

Remus: They suck.

Harry: But how often do you almost die?

Harry: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? 

Remus: Neither. 

Remus: Because it's twelve dumbass child

Sirius: rEMUS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

i bet if there wasnt a war james would take lily’s name

Why is it always „Lily Potter“ and never „James Evans“ ?

guys its ok, he's going through his midlife crisis 🤭

11 years old James: I drink to forget, but I always remember

Fleamont: You're drinking apple juice buddy

crimson rivers dorlene, my loves 🖤

“When the arena breaks open, it's on Dorcas' orders” ahh I love them

fic: crimson rivers by bizarrestars (ao3)

to consider: 

james trying to educate himself on muggle things to impress lily. remus feeding him fake information just to fuck with him. lily and her mum spending forty-five minutes trying untangle james’s hair from an electric whisk when he visits because remus told him it was a hair messer-upper. 

"You used to read so much, what happened?"

Bish i read plenty, just ask all the dead gay wizards in my phone.

Sirius Black proposing to Remus Lupin, because he would never do it himself- he has too much self-hatred and self-doubt.

Sirius Black getting down on one knee and asking if, maybe, Remus would be willing to love him for the rest of their lives, because he was absolutely sure that he would love Remus for the rest of his.

Remus Lupin tearing up and muttering in thrilled disbelief, “Are you serious?” Because he’s so happy and excited and he’s not thinking straight.

Sirius Black grinning tearfully and saying, “Yes, I’m Sirius. Sirius Lupin, hopefully.”

And Remus just fucking sobbing.

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