Being A Multishiper Is So Wild Like I'll Reblog/post Something About Jily But I Also Want People To Understand

Harry: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? 

Remus: Neither. 

Remus: Because it's twelve dumbass child

Sirius: rEMUS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

Im in a mood so im just gonna rant about jegulus

(tbh i think it’s cute and i like it as a background ship but I hate how it’s taking over the entire fandom)

Regulus denyed his crush on James, but James always flirts with him. I always see fanart with reg threatening to hex james and james just being like “i want to kiss him”

SOUND FAMILIAR? THIS LITERALLY WAS THE JILY DYNAMIC!?!?!?!

Fanon turn Reg from an awesome complex character into Lily in another font. The sarcastic, book loving personality. The younger sibling who just wants to be enough, but is never seen that way by their older sibling. The person who secretly loved James’s obnoxious flirting. The black cat girlfriend/boyfriend to the golden retriever boyfriend. Oh, and fanon always makes regulus very short- always around what would be lily’s height.

The only reason Jegulus is more popular than Jily, or ships like Dorlene and Nobleflower (Same dynamic as Jegulus) is because Reg is a guy, because of the fandom’s misogyny.

Regulus: Ugh, I hate my second cousin.

Sirius: Which one?

Sirius: Wait

At Jily's wedding:

Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Evan: LILY.

*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*

Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!

Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

Lily: You really shouldn't be using a straw. 

Marlene: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment. But this one’s paper!

Lily: Yeah okay, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

"You used to read so much, what happened?"

Bish i read plenty, just ask all the dead gay wizards in my phone.

Evan: How would you hide a body-

Dorcas: Hypothetically-

Pandora: You aren’t fooling anyone-

Barty: ANYways, how would you do it?

James: 

James: You see, in quidditch, the snitch-

Barty: Nope. 

Dorcas: MarLENE!

James: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture." 

Remus: ...I think we should leave this bar.

james deserved to know what type of cheese he was

rip James potter you would’ve loved taking personality quizzes

James was the kid who put glue on his hands then peeled it off

Peter was not allowed to touch glue

Sirius took a big ass bite out of a glue stick

Remus was the one who told him it was edible