I NEED SOME FLUFFY JILY HC'S PLEASE
fluffy jily hcs because i can never get to my asks on time (ILYSM LINN IM SO SORRYYYYTY đđđ)
james gets up the earliest in this household because he's a psychopath morning run typa guy, lily sleeps in for HOURS. like she'll literally wake up at 4 pm sometimes and james will keep checking her pulse every 5 minutes thinking she's dead or something
lily: *wakes up at 6 pm* oh hi babe
james, standing in the corner, thinking she just rose from the dead or smth: đ¨đ¨đ¨
intermission: promoting the song disco by surf curse, and also never lose me by flo milli, best music frfr
okok but lily is the big spoon, you can't change my mind. like she loves loves LOVES to just wrap her arms around james and press her face into his back, partly bc of the abandonment issues that she has, and james needs a weight on top of him to sleep, so they end up sleeping in a weird position where james is half on his side, half on his stomach, and lily is latched onto his back with one leg just thrown over him or something.Â
they're so cute oh my god â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸ i swear guys i might exit my bartylus brainrot to explode the jily microfics. or jegulily??? actually yeah methinks jegulily but STILL WIWGWJHAKAHAJ-
they're the original "neat freak" x "messy af" couple, bc i honestly see lily as being really into art and the likings and james will walk into the flat while she's working on something and her stuff will be everywhere and james is just like NUH UH and drops everything to help organize
no but imagine him helping her organize books and stuff at hogwarts and slowly lily realizes he's doing more flirting than organizing đđ lol
i saw someone say james would be a househusband and i YES. for no particular reason except the vibes.
Remus, holding out a cookie for Sirius: Look! This ones a heart, thatâs how I feel about you!Â
Sirius:Â *Ugly crying*Â
Remus, holding out another cookie for James:Â This ones like Michigan, thatâs how I feel about you!Â
James, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?!
Lily:Â You really shouldn't be using a straw.Â
Marlene: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment. But this oneâs paper!
Lily:Â Yeah okay, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.
A little dorlene couch cuddle for @uhhlifeig
"You used to read so much, what happened?"
Bish i read plenty, just ask all the dead gay wizards in my phone.
James:Â WHY WOULD YOU KILL HIM HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!
Sirius:Â I SWEAR I DIDNâT MEAN TO IT WAS A MISTAKE!
James:Â THINK OF HIS KIDS! THINK OF HISÂ Â FRIENDS!
Sirius:Â I SWEAR I MEANT NO HARM!!!
Remus:
Remus: JamesâŚ
Remus: It⌠it was just an ant.
one thing about me is if a fic includes dorlene, i'll read it
Marlene:Â How the did you crash my car?!Â
Sirius:Â So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.Â
Sirius:Â I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.Â
Marlene:Â ...Â
Remus, with a proud smile:Â And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen
Remus:Â I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Harry.Â
Sirius:Â You just said it again.Â
Harry:
Remus:Â I am not a role model.
Harry:Â Do you have a pink ribbon?
Remus:Â Why the fuck would I have a pink ribbon?
Sirius:Â Do you want light pink or magenta or sparkly or polka dot I got âem all
James definitely didnât realize Santa Claus isnât real until he was living alone. He also definitely called Effie in tears thinking he did something wrong, only for her to burst out laughing.
hey! i have no idea what to write on thisshe/they, ravenclaw, ENFJ (idrk what that means i just took a quiz)i guess i should mention i'm a minor but idc who contacts me.I'm 100% definitely not obsessed with a bunch of dead gay witches and wizardsOk maybe I amAnyways I mainly post marauders stuff but i also love hunger games, heartstopper, and um... (fuck I forgot all fandoms I'm in) stranger things but, like, in the gay way yk? anyways, have a good day!!
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