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Everytime this is reblogged, JK Rowling steps on a lego

tbh the only taylor swift song that isn’t marauders coded is 22

Jack Black being the disowned older brother of Sirius and Regulus Black

Regulus: Ugh, I hate my second cousin.

Sirius: Which one?

Sirius: Wait

James: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: puts more tape over their mouth I said stop eating it.

happy mother’s day to all mothers, but especially lily evans, who never got the chance to be the best fucking mum in the whole entire world to harry

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your moots or followers 🩷

reading, of course

baking. But do i actually bake? No. I have like 500 recipes I want to try but I barely ever make stuff. I will HAPPILY eat baked goods, though

swimming. I swim for a team and it is physical torture, but I still really like it and i honestly don’t know why

spotify (need i say more?)

free stuff. It can be anything and i will be happy because its FREE

if i could write coherent sentences it would be over for you bitches

James: Lily, can I ask you a question?

Lily: You just did.

James: Okay, can I ask you two questions?

Lily: You just did.

James, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!

Lily: You just did.

James: When?!

Lily: Just now.

Sirius: I am an expert at identifying birds. 

Remus: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? 

Sirius: Yeah, they're all birds.

Remus: 

Remus: That one’s an airplane dumbass

Peter: Punch me in the face. 

Sirius: ...Punch you? 

Peter: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me? 

Sirius: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

James: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture." 

Remus: ...I think we should leave this bar.

Dorcas Meadows!

First time posting fanart, hope u guys like it

James was the kid who put glue on his hands then peeled it off

Peter was not allowed to touch glue

Sirius took a big ass bite out of a glue stick

Remus was the one who told him it was edible

James definitely didn’t realize Santa Claus isn’t real until he was living alone. He also definitely called Effie in tears thinking he did something wrong, only for her to burst out laughing.

Lily: Hey, what’s up? 

Dorcas: The sky. 

Lily: No, I meant like, what are you doing? 

Dorcas: Oh. Marlene. 

Marlene: *highfiving Dorcas* Nice!

Remus: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things. 

Sirius, entering with an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too. 

James: No way, Remus was late too! What a coincidence!

At Jily's wedding:

Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Evan: LILY.

*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*

Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!

Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

*wolfstar raising harry*

harry: guys i have something to tell you. you might not like it, but it’s who i am, and i can’t hide that from you guys any longer

sirius: harry you can tell us anything!

remus: yes we love you!

harry: okay well… i’m bisexual… idk if you guys are okay with that or if you even know what it means but i had to tell you

remus:

sirius:

remus: harry what do you… what do you mean that we don’t know what being bisexual is??

harry: well yk because both of you are straight-

sirius: I’M SORRY WHAT

remus: harry you think we’re straight??

harry: yeah because you guys are!

sirius: REMUS AND I ARE MARRIED

harry: WHAT I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE ROOMMATES OR SOMETHING??

sirius: WE LITERALLY RAISED YOU 😭 YOU CALL US “MOONS” AND “PAD” DO YK WHAT THAT STANDS FOR HARRY?? IT STANDS FOR “MOM” AND “DAD”

harry: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE JUST RAISING ME PLATONICALLY??

remus: there’s literally a picture of us kissing above the fireplace…

harry: i thought it was a platonic kiss?? 😭😭😭

sirius: WE WEAR WEDDING RINGS

harry: I THOUGHT THEY WERE FRIENDSHIP RINGS

sirius: WHAT IS A FRIENDSHIP RING??

remus: we celebrated our anniversary last week!

harry: i thought it was some sort of friendship anniversary 😭

sirius: omg i knew i joked that he would be stupid because james is his father but this… this is another level

i made this 😭

Remus: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! 

James: A llama? 

Remus: No. 

James: A baby llama? 

Remus: No! 

James: A baby llama with a little hat on? 

Remus: No!

James: TWO baby llamas?

Harry: Do you have a pink ribbon?

Remus: Why the fuck would I have a pink ribbon?

Sirius: Do you want light pink or magenta or sparkly or polka dot I got ‘em all

Remus: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Harry. 

Sirius: You just said it again. 

Harry:

Remus: I am not a role model.

Lily: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? 

James: Aww- 

Lily: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Harry: School sucks. I keep almost dying.

Remus: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job. 

Harry: What are jobs like? 

Remus: They suck.

Harry: But how often do you almost die?

Sirius Black proposing to Remus Lupin, because he would never do it himself- he has too much self-hatred and self-doubt.

Sirius Black getting down on one knee and asking if, maybe, Remus would be willing to love him for the rest of their lives, because he was absolutely sure that he would love Remus for the rest of his.

Remus Lupin tearing up and muttering in thrilled disbelief, “Are you serious?” Because he’s so happy and excited and he’s not thinking straight.

Sirius Black grinning tearfully and saying, “Yes, I’m Sirius. Sirius Lupin, hopefully.”

And Remus just fucking sobbing.

to consider: 

james trying to educate himself on muggle things to impress lily. remus feeding him fake information just to fuck with him. lily and her mum spending forty-five minutes trying untangle james’s hair from an electric whisk when he visits because remus told him it was a hair messer-upper. 

Marlene: How the did you crash my car?! 

Sirius: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. 

Sirius: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. 

Marlene: ... 

Remus, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen

James: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! 

Lily: You can eat a rock. 

Sirius: Air. 

Remus: The fabric of time and space. 

Marlene: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. 

James: You guys are not helpful.

James: Are you drinking enough water? 

Remus: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth I guess. 

James: Are you eating enough food?

Remus: Oh don’t worry about that, my tears are VERY salty

Remus: *closes a cabinet* 

*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* 

Lily: What was that? 

Remus: The sound of someone else's problem.