Latest Posts by duracel-battery - Page 3
BREAKING: Geode has arrived at the Met Gala
again? so soon? i beg of you.
can i not rest.
send help.
"arthur returns" au but instead of like him returning now he returns in the 80s because i think he should be forced to wear neon and rollerskate everywhere. i need him to use 80s slang.
I have done it. Vine boom for every slap
my small contribution to the dinluke community
pspspsps come collect ur bot slayer badge
was out hunting bots in the ace tag and read the tagline to one of the health advertisements as 'alien power supplement' and was like 'huh! getting creative?' but later i saw the same ad again and realized i'd just misread the word aizen :(
sometimes my friends will go "yeah [insert character here] is hot" and i have to silently stare at the wall for a bit to realign attraction into my view of how people see a character. sometimes i will repeat "[character] is hot????" over and over again like a broken record to cope. truly terrible.
as an aroace i will forget that being attracted to people is normal until someone else mentions it and it shocks me into silence
as an aroace i will forget that being attracted to people is normal until someone else mentions it and it shocks me into silence
I couldn't get McCoy's words from "Requiem for Methuselah" out of my head and so I put spirk moments for his words. because spirk make my body ache. that's all.
i wear a white and black ring as an aroace person and every acespec or arospec person i've met i've had to describe why i wear them every single time except once. i was talking to an acespec friend of mine a bit ago about the card suit thing and they didn't even know it was something that was done. idk it feels like every time that i bring up something i learned about as being ace or aro culture, my ace and aro friends have never even heard about it. it's kinda sad
every time i think about the aphobia and blatant erasure of aspec culture that’s been so rampant in online spaces i get SO sad. now aspec people don’t even know their own history!! aspec people are calling queerplatonic relationships “just friends”!! people are confusing asexuality with celibacy and aromanticism with asexuality!! aspec people think aspec identities are a 2000s fad!! this is so sad!!!!!
you are one mobius m(obius) mobius. you love your boytoy arm candy boyfriend. one day out of the blue he has an engineering degree and seems a little stressed out. boytoy decides to go outside into some radiation famous for turning people into spagetti and/or peeling their skin off and doesn't put on a suit. he walks all the way down a walk way up to a big ol' machine and decides to grow 3 foot horns and a cape on his way down. he blows up the generator that powers your place of work. he decides to walk straight into the cosmic spaghetti it spits out, turns it into a giant glowing green tree, and you never see him again.
i started college a few months ago and i'm living in the dorms and the people right above us like to listen to taylor swift in the morning and you can hear it through the bathroom pipes (but only when you're actually IN the bathroom) and this morning after my shower the person playing music sang along to one of them and their voice is pretty and i'm living out a fan fiction trope :(
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“Are you really watching Good Omens for the third time in three days?” It’s called COPING and DOING MY PART to help my COMMUNITY
think i'm a bit a boy but like how a stick is to a tree yk
just like the horrors my gender is incomprehensible
loved the way queer relationships were represented in good omens 2. it wasn't like a 'look they're gay and they're happy!!!' they were really just people who happened to be gay
like, instead of pushing them together to be a little happy gay couple, the characters instead have messy or complex relationships
idk it just means a lot to me to get to see queer characters being presented as people first instead of just token representation
everyday i wake up (face down in mud), roll out of bed (hair a mess), text god (say good morning), eat a raw cactus (yum), go to the doctor to get ALLLLL the spikes removed from my mouth (ones that i grew myself) and flirt with ALLLLL the medical professionals (M.D. stands for Mvery Dnice)
everytime i drink water it goes straight up into and out of my head. my hair hasn't been dry for days. i can't live like this
since in TOS the characters sometimes all wear the same eyeshadow i've come to a few possible conclusions
everyone saw spock wearing it and decided they wanted to do they same (boring)
they all accidentally bought the exact same eyeshadow and the same store at the same time. they kept seeing each other and pretending they didn't so they wouldn't have to talk to their coworkers (slightly amusing)
everyone is actively stealing spock's eyeshadow right from his room to wear it. he has found people applying eyeshadow in his bathroom several times. he cannot get them to stop (fun)
the senior staff has meetings every morning where they do each other's make up (very fun)
don't want to make sense here anymore, sorry
just went from listening to horror podcasts to listening to a silly little radio show podcast and my brain is just sitting there listing to it thinking "where are the Horrors"
when the bad batch met all those thief kids on that explosion juice planet they shouldve just taken them all with them and turned the marauder into a mobile orphanage
getting back into supernatural is basically going mad for a bit (frothing at the mouth and everything) over destiel
love that in the movie jackson is walking around saying dumb shit like 'what do detectives even do' and then proceeds to know exactly the smell of a specific tree burning