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EVERYTIME i bring up how much golf sucks and we should get rid of it to repurpose the land its on people are always like 'but its fun :(' bestie i cannot stress how much i do not care. arson is fun but it's still illegal
jonah magnus, shoving his eyes into elias, who peter described as attractive 1 (one) time: this is how i save my marriage
the uniforms in enterprise make 0 sense to me.
through the passage of time in the shows the uniforms lose more and more color. so if we work backwards they gain MORE color :)
ex.
see???? just a little around the neck
then just the shoulders :)
torso! minus the shoulders.
whole shirt! entire shirt! its the whole entire shirt!
so OBVIOUSLY as we work backwards through the timeline you'd expect EVEN MORE COLOR based on this, right?
WRONG
they only have! little shoulder lines!!!! by logic these guys should be wearing full jumpsuits of color! a morph suit to show they're an engineer or something!!! BUT NO! it makes ZERO sense to me to jump from this style of uniform with the itty bitty bit of color to an entire shirt worth!!!!
put them in jump-suits! make them look stupid! make their shoes match their color, even! I want them to look ridiculous.
taking personality tests is really just me exasperatedly telling my computer about how neurodivergent i am
seeing lockwood & co. work after seeing kipps and his team work is very funny because with each other lucy, lockwood, and george seem fairly sane but as soon as they encounter any professionals it becomes EXTREAMLY clear they're all completely feral
watched lockwood & co. and like, when do these children sleep
Hunter: Wait there are mind control chips in our brains? Tech: Don't worry, we're neurodivergent, so they don't work.
not dean 'the very touch of you corrupts' winchester being blackmailed by the angel assigned to keep evil out of the garden of eden to stay away from his angel-turned-human boyfriend castiel
its wild going back to school from break because my brain is telling me "oh dear, uh, we are around people and we do NOT remember social rules"
everytime i'm watching something with one of my siblings and i bring up how i think a character is lgbtq+ they're like 'oh? and wheres the proof?' like bestie i just know
writers work hard but by god ashoka's lesbianism works harder
since supernatural exists in supernatural and books can get TV show adaptions the winchester boys could one day be forced to experience november 5th
people are right when they say that if castiel had taken a female vessel destiel would’ve happened but super “i hate women” natural would have fridged cas faster than they sent him to superhell
Its Asexual Awareness Week which means that All The Asexuals Have Heightened Awareness. watch what you say! we can hear you.
fun game to play at the library: is it gay?
you look at the book title from the spine and pull it out if you think it'll be gay based on the title. then figure out if you're right from the cover or the blurb
ahsoka puts off such big lesbian vibes that whenever my sister mentions her love interest i experience hetero psychic shock
my younger sister's middle school was doing a fine arts night where they like, do music and shit. so the preschoolers were singing a song called 'jesus is my superhero' and it was accompanied by a lego stop motion animation where a ton of superheros ran around and sang together and every once and a while there'd be a person in jedi robes doing a little gig. so i sat there for a while trying to figure out if it was anakin or obi-wan but the face didn't match either of them.
it took me about 2 - 3 minutes to realize that it was the man himself, Jesus Christ.
is anyone else completely entranced with drinking oddly colored drinks? i don't even liked strawberry flavored stuff and was still ecstatic to drink some strawberry flavored tea JUST because it was pink.
i know people like to stick their feet in water and stuff but out of everything to meaninglessly stick my feet into i think i'd prefer paint
alternate history where instead of killing all those witches and magic people during the witch trials in europe they killed all the scientists and our society evolves in a magical direction so that instead of having to take AP Chemistry and my ap test i can instead take ap magic and take an ap magic test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my friend: Hello there!
me: General Kenobi
my friend: why does EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?
the doctor, regenerating: new year new me
do you mean half of the conversations to happen in gotham
my gender is Yellow. its one of the three primary ones.
personally i believe that we should be allowed to trade our middle names around like pokemon cards
people:
me, a young aromantic:
today i was wearing my imperial socks and my teacher walked up to me and said angrily 'We're gonna have a problem' and pulled up his pant leg to show me his resistance socks, so i yanked my pant leg up higher to properly show off my socks and responded 'yeah! we are!'
i was rewatching the first few episodes of Rebels and i got to the part in episode two where ezra pops out of the ceiling wearing a stormtrooper cadet helmet and zeb punches him in the face.
so ezra says 'wHy DiD yOu PuNcH mE???' and zeb is like 'how was i supposed to know it was you, you're wearing a bucket" but like, he's also wearing a BRIGHT ORANGE JUMPSUIT
there should be a game show where the contestants are given a group of memes involving one event and have to figure out what event they're all about or what happened