I Think Bruce’s Kids Seperate Batman And Their Dad In Their Heads. They Know, Logically, That They're

I think Bruce’s kids seperate Batman and their dad in their heads. They know, logically, that they're the same person, but it's how they separate "work" from "home."

Jason can sock Batman in the jaw and not feel an ounce of regret, but he's mean to Bruce once and feels unbearably guilty about it for weeks afterwards until he apologizes.

Tim gives Batman the cold shoulder for a month straight for not trusting him enough to let him take on an important case, but Bruce asks him whether he'll come for Sunday dinner and he folds like a bad hand of cards.

Damian doesn't listen to Batman on patrols and rolls his eyes at the Batglare™️ and lectures, but Bruce’s voice raises an octave when scolding him and he devolves into full-on sobs immediately.

Dick practices selective remembering. Bruce and him were yelling at each other when he was younger? No, that was Batman yelling at him; Bruce was the one that apologized and begged him to come home.

Duke's the only normal one, but even then he's beginning to seperate them. Like, it wasn't Bruce that made him train until he could barely walk—that was Batman. Bruce was the one that helped him up after and apologized and tucked him into bed.

Damian slips up around Bruce and says "Batman's unreasonable and unnecessarily cruel."

Bruce is stunned like, "I didn't know you felt that way, Damian. We can alter your training to be less strenuous if you feel like it's too much-"

Damian gives him a surprised look, "I wasn't talking about you, Father. I was talking about Batman."

Bruce tests him for hallucinogens when him attempting to say he is Batman end with Damian on the verge of a panic attack. The bloodwork comes up clean. His other kids go into similar states of distress whenever he tries to bring it up, so he accepts it as something his kids just Do.

2021 JDSE: Final day of posting! Sep. 5

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Today end's our posting period for 2021! Check in tomorrow, when we reveal the anonymous artists & authors behind the ONE HUNDRED AND TEN works in this years exchange! :D :D :D

Without further ado, here are today’s posted works:

be my husband man I be your wife by Anonymous for elwon [Explicit, No Archive Warnings Apply, 4.4k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Donna Troy, Artemis of Bana-Mighdall, Jim Gordon, Barbara Gordon, Bizarro (DCU), Gotham by Gaslight AU, Explicit Sexual Content, Frottage, Light Dom/sub, Crossdressing, Sexual Tension, Es…(click for more tags)

Summary:

Dick both never wanted the Gotham Season to end while also having grown quite tired of all the expectant debutantes hoping to become his wife. Thankfully Jason, the ever dutiful Valet, is there to remind Dick that he has a spouse already in every way that matters.

Or Jason gently domming Dick and no one noticing because it's normal, with a sprinkle of Dick getting fucked while in a Victorian Dress

let me occupy your mind as you do mine by Anonymous for spacecapes [Mature, No Archive Warnings Apply, 3.6k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Not Canon Compliant, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Vampire Jason Todd, Bloodlust, Lazarus Pit Madness, Mutual Pining, Seemingly Unrequited Pining, Insecurity, Blood Drinking, mildly dubious touching,…(click for more tags)

Summary: A forbidden fruit that Jason feared he would taint if he ever tried to take a bite. And bite he would; an all-consuming ache in his bones urged him to devour Dick piece by piece so that he was punished, so that he bled, so that he was Jason’s. Three burning desires that shook Jason to his core just acknowledging them.

Vampire!Jason comes home to find the most exquisite treat asleep on his couch. Unfortunately, he must fight the urge to do more than look when all three of his secrets threaten to expose him.

Open Up Your Window by Anonymous for justtoarguewithyou [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 1.1k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd-centric, musings, References to Jason's death, And less than stellar upbringing, for catharsis and the aesthetic tbh, Also watch out for a tiny bit of general Gotham unpleasantness, Brief …(click for more tags)

Summary: Jason Todd walks the streets of Gotham.

the court magician by Anonymous for LullabyDance [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 2.3k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Talia al Ghul, Damian Wayne, Pre-Slash, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Historical Fantasy, Nanda Parbat, But I spell it with an extra 'A', Sorry Not Sorry, Body Guard Jason Todd, Flirting, magician …(click for more tags)

Summary: Prompt: I'd love to see a fantasy AU!! With Dick as the new court magician and leader of the Titans? And Jason is the young prince, curious about this mysterious figure and if he's really as powerful as they all say? Or maybe Jason is the Captain of the Royal Guard who doesn't trust this masked newcomer at all and decides to investigate? Is Dick even a magician, or is he a dragon in disguise or just a human with a few tricks up his sleeve? You can go wild

I’d like a minute alone with your habitual proximity to death by Anonymous for justtoarguewithyou [Not Rated, No Archive Warnings Apply, 7.4k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, with cameos by Cass & Zatanna & Alfred, Magical Nonsense, as an excuse for introspection, dick's self awareness sucks a little bit, jason is annoyed by his own improving mental health, …(click for more tags)

Summary: Jason gets cursed to know what he wants. It doesn't really go like he'd expect.

Family Dinner by Anonymous for Birdlovers4 [General Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 0k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Slice of Life, Fluff, humor(hopefully), …(click for more tags)

Summary: A belated treat. Hope you'll enjoy! [ART]

So lovely was the loneliness (of a wild lake) by Anonymous for Birdlovers4 [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 11.5k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Mermaids, mermaid dick grayson, Mermaid Damian Wayne, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Good Older Sibling Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson Loves…(click for more tags)

Summary: When his little brother Damian is captured by humans, Mermaid!Dick performs a spell that will give him a single night to be human. He seeks out the help of Jason to help him find his brother, and learns all about being a human in the meantime.

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entropydropstozero

3 years ago

I am here for the tags

Jason has an ejectable soul?!!!

Yeah. He'll just step out of his body whenever he wants - it's useful for spying on people

Though he has a limited amount of time he can stay out of his body before he can't go back at all - there's also a distance limit. And if his body sustains fatal damage he wont be able to go back

So he has to be super careful where he leaves his meatsuit

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entropydropstozero

4 years ago

Can I just take a moment of silence and marvel the work of this marvelous artist/poet? She is an amazing girl of multipe talents.