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A personal favorite non DC video from Panda.

All hail the B man XD

Soooo beautiful. Not mine. Credits to the artist.

batman doesn’t dance.

I am here for the tags

Jason has an ejectable soul?!!!

Yeah. He'll just step out of his body whenever he wants - it's useful for spying on people

Though he has a limited amount of time he can stay out of his body before he can't go back at all - there's also a distance limit. And if his body sustains fatal damage he wont be able to go back

So he has to be super careful where he leaves his meatsuit

I love Jason's glowing green eyes headcanon. But I must add, his scars also glows in the dark when he gets angry. I mean the ones related to his death, like the autopsy and the crowbar scars. Rough lines running through his body in a glowing deadly Lazarus-pit- green. And his family totally take advantage of it. To be fair, Jason is a total brat about it too.

My friend and i were talking about it and we both agreed that one of Jason's ideas of fun is standing in the corner of his siblings rooms, in the middle of the night, looking at them sleeping on their bed. He will make a noise to wake them up and just watch as his panicked sibling screams and falls on the floor, all twisted in the bed sheets while a dark figure with glowing eyes is maniacally laughing at them.

Jason constantly makes midnight snacks in the kitchen, he doesn't bother turning the lights on. So one night Bruce was going to his study to read some files he had in hand. He passed by the kitchen and saw jason there, with his glowing eyes and thought "You know what? I'm too tired to go all the way to my study just to read a fucking file." He then walked towards jason and held the papers right under his eyes. "The fuck B?"

The batfam use his glowing scars all the time in missions.

Tim: Okay, we can't use our comms in the field or else they will track us. So everybody, get a partner and I will send you a sign to regroup.

(Later that night)

Tim: Hey Jason, do you remember that gun that you really loved? There's a reason why this sentence is on the past.

Jason, glowing bright green: WHAT. DID. YOU FUCKING. DO!?

Bruce: There's the sign!

____________________________________________

(Everybody trapped in a riddle's bizarre scape room)

Riddle, through the speakers: It's time to get this riddle a little more dark

(The lights goes off)

Damian: Tt great, now we can't see the key hole

Tim: I swear I saw it right here!

Steph: well, since we're gonna be stuck here for a while, i'll talk about my English assignment. My teacher suggested me to choose Diana Wynne as my author, but she is too boring, so i chose Jk Rowling instead.

Jason: if you think that a motherfuCKER TRANSPHOBIC TERF IS BETTER THAN DIANA WYNNE YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FUCKING HARRY POTTER AND SHOVE IT RIGHT INTO YOUR ASSHO-

Steph: I found the lock!

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Dick : Well then I will tell Tim to get the divorce papers ready. Will that make you take me to dinner?

Dick : take me out to dinner

Jason : I dont go out with married men

Dick : but I'm your husband

Jason : I make no exceptions

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WJXHAJXHWIZBFO MOONIE ANSWERED MY ASK!!!! THE AUTHOR OF MY FAVORITE SERIES ANSWERED MY ASK!!!! BEST DAY EVER!!!!

I love your stories and i love your art. The mob boss au is my most favorite AU of the entire batfandom or jaydick fandom. Keep writing. And never lose hope. There will always be someone to support you and pray for you. ❤💙💜💖💗❤💙

This is such a good sip of positive energy for my day. Moonie is crying now

Gonna keep it on my dash to finish reading all of em.

JayDick Fic Masterlist

Last Updated: April 26, 2021

Completed

Silence ringing inside my head (please carry me, carry me, carry me home) (7k, ao3) Dick!whump cause Bruce.

go sing it like a hummingbird (2k, ao3) Fake fake dating from Tim’s PoV.

And I’m running scared (cause I adore you) (6k, ao3) Angsty sugar daddy PWP.

tonight eternity is an open door (3k, ao3) Omega in heat + tentacle Dick.

from the fading light I fly (3k, ao3) Wing fic. 

in love with a fairytale (even though it hurts) (7k, ao3) Knight!Jason & prince!Dick in fairy land.

You set the pace (we’ll take it fast and slow) (4k, ao3) Strictly Come Dancing AU.

cause i can feel myself believe (3k, ao3) Secretly getting married to fix the relationship.

We wanted miracles (they didn’t happen) (17k, ao3) Alien soulbonds make for fun roadtrips.

clock ticking (sudden silence) (7k, ao3 I tumblr) Dick’s soulmate timer is an asshole.

The stars gaze back (1k, ao3 I tumblr) Stardust AU with more swearing.

In the Shallows (20k, ao3) Celebrity ‘She Loves Me’ AU. Bonus Drabbes One + Two

I dream of our story (our fairytale) (1k, ao3 I tumblr) Epilogue to In the Shallows.

A revolution is a simple thing (6k, ao3) Anastasia AU.

Tumblr Ficlets

I’m slowly starting to post these on ao3.

Soulmates: Dick saves Jason from the Joker

Same Age Robins - Bruce adopts Jason (Gen-ish)

Same Age Robins - Watchtower Kiss

Meet Cute in a dressing room

Arranged marriage + sequel

A kiss to fool everyone

Chase after me

Jason wants Dick to stop hurting

Hemlock!Jason

New Year’s Kiss

Drug triggering bad thoughts

Circus boy

Never getting over him

Jealousy

Paramedic AU + Accidental Baby Acquisition

Soulmates fooling your ex

To miss someone

A breathtaking (fake) kiss

A distracting kiss (Titans-verse)

A post break up kiss

Better with you

You make me so happy

Kiss me already

Always been you

Beautiful

Let me propose first

Take a hint, Dick

The only home I need

Kiss me or kill me

Red Strings of Fate (Cass’ POV)

Forget what I said + Bonus neighbor POV

Stripping for the mission

A firefighter and a cop, late night in a diner

Phone sex

Gamer AU + Companion Piece

Rooftip Dating + Catlad!Jason

Priest + Prayer

“You’ve always felt like home.”

“I’ve had enough”

A better place

He’s dangerous.

An argument

Feel alive

“Don’t walk out that door.”

Hands brushing, linking, on a busy street

Bruh thats just a huge wtf. How did I not notice this iconic moment before.

Jason and Dick are brothers and I am here for it.

Titans: Titans Together #1 (2020)

JAYDICK EXCHANGE: AUGUST 29, 2020

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment and kudos for the authors and artists. They’ve worked very hard to bring you a ton of great works. Authors/artists will be revealed September 3rd!

It Should’ve Been Enough by anonymous for ZeroMonster [FIC, Teen, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd] 

Additional Tags: Six of Crows AU, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Moral Dilemmas, Kidnapping, Copious Amounts of Guilt, Grisha Jason, Severe bouts of Self-Doubt, Captivity, Angst, Death of unnamed background characters

Summary: Jason is more than Dick could’ve ever asked for in a little brother, and he’s willing to do a hell of a lot to keep him safe and happy. Maybe too much.

Six of Crows AU.

When you wear white by anonymous for Redzik [FIC, General Audiences, No Warnings Apply, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Wedding Fluff, Idiots in Love, That’s it that’s the plot

Summary:  Dick can’t help the simultaneous inhale and exhale when he sees Jason coming down the aisle. The cut of his white tux makes a gorgeous figure against the backdrop of blue and red they chose for the decor. A nightmare for their wedding planner, but somehow, someway it worked for them. Dick can feel his heart flutter in his chest. 

He didn’t know how to feel about Jason wearing white. When the man first brought it up he agreed without question. 

Now staring at his handsome, statuesque fiance he wishes he thought about it more.

Raise the Stakes by anonymous for Prickat [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Fluff and humor

Summary: After a (presumably daring) rescue, Dick cooks dinner and games are played.

somewhere in nineteen by anonymous for 3ssen [FIC, Mature, Underage, Dick Grayson/Jason Todd] 

Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Canon-Typical Violence

Summary: Sixteen-year-old Jason Todd knows there’s opportunity, and then there’s Opportunity, and he’s never been the one to miss a chance to help him survive on the streets of Gotham.

Degrees of Offence by anonymous for Cirth [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, Dick Grayson/ Jason Todd] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Lady Shiva is Jason’s Mother, Jealousy, Resentment, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Canon-Typical Violence, Denial, Crushes

Summary: Jason should have known better than to go picking unnecessary fights with heroes. Especially ones like Nightwing. Now that his mother has offered Dick Grayson training in exchange for defeating her son, all he can do is seethe at the injustice of it all, as well as hope for the opportunity to set the record straight again. An endeavor that would be much easier if Dick didn’t insist on being so perfect all the time.

my soul a raging storm by anonymous for Witchy_Clover [Fic, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Alternate Universe - Creatures & Monster, sSoul Bond, Identity Reveal, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Minor Violence

Summary:  A huge storm is raging over Blüdhaven.

Nightwing is missing.

Jason volunteers to walk into the storm, lies on his tongue and a second heartbeat in his chest.

What he discovers could change everything but is it enough to find Dick and stop the storm?

I think I want to miss you right now by anonymous for Airdanteine [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings,  JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Dick Grayson is Ric Grayson, Canon-Typical Violence, Amnesia, Clubbing, Fighting Kink, Blow Jobs, Consensual Sex, Dubiously Consensual Blow Jobs

Summary: The latest rumor is that Nightwing had been taken down by a lucky contractor. Jason didn’t believe it at first.

Welcome Home by anonymous for Nottak [ART, Gen, No Warnings, JayDick]

Additional Tags: Fanart, House Husband AU, Jason Todd is Not Red Hood, Civilian Jason Todd, Dick Grayson is Not Nightwing, Civilian Dick Grayson, for a given value of civilian, JayDick Summer Exchange, nose kisses, y’all nose kisses are cute too, it isn’t just forehead kisses, Married Life, Married Couple, Police Officer Dick Grayson, oops forgot to add that tag

Summary: Dick Grayson of the Bludhaven Police Department comes home to find his lovely husband cooking dinner.

Jason greets him with a kiss.

JAYDICK EXCHANGE: AUGUST 31

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

WE’RE AT 102 EXCHANGE WORKS FOR 2020 YOUR CREATIVE POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED! I cannot stress how amazing this number is as we only had 71 sign ups. That’s a lot of treats from some very amazing artists and writers.  Please continue to add your stories and artwork to the collection! It’s always open. If you’d like your treat included in our promotional posts, please have it completed before midnight EST September 3.

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment and kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed September 3rd…ISH!

If this room was burning (I wouldn’t even notice) by anonymous for pissvinegarandacrowbar [FIC, Mature, No Warnings Apply, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Post-Game(s), Developing Relationship, Angst, Implied - Friends with Benefits

Summary: Ever since Knightfall, Dick has felt like the floor is on the ceiling and everything he’s holding onto is slipping through his fingers. But tonight Penguin has decided to throw a party in Gotham, and Dick is furious and looking for a good time.

He’d Trade His Guns For Love by anonymous for strikeyourcolors [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings Apply, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Thieves, Con Artists, Casual Sex, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Hand Jobs, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Complicated Relationships, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

Summary:  Moments later, Dick has made his way through the crowd and is hanging off Jason’s shoulder, whispering into Jason’s ear, his breath tickling the short hairs at the nape of Jason’s neck. “If you’re here for good old Kathy’s trinkets,” he purrs, “then, ohh, Little Wing, I’m afraid I beat you to the punch on that one.”

Dick butts into one of Jason’s meticulously planned scores and gets “punished” appropriately.

Perfect Day by anonymous for Hedgebelle [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Fluff, Humor, Weddings, Groomzilla, Wedding Planning, Wedding Night, Kissing, JayDick Summer Exchange

Summary: “I ordered white lilies, not pink! How do you think my fiance will feel when he walks out here for his big day and sees these monstrosities instead of his favorite Easter lilies? Are you trying to ruin our whole wedding with your incompetence?” 

The florist looks like he might piss himself. Dick rushes over before things get any more out of hand.

-

It turns out Jason is a bit uptight about making everything perfect for his and Dick’s big day. It’s up to Dick to prevent his fiance from having an aneurysm, and from possibly murdering a florist…

Lazarus by anonymous for 3ssen [ART, Teen, No Warnings Apply, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd] 

Additional Tags: Post-Apocalypse, Steampunk, Alternate Universe, Pre-SlashFanart

Summary: There’s a boy in the Wastelands, unaging, preserved in the bright, green fluid of the Lazarus Cores - the last human from Before the End.

you can mend a heart that’s frail and torn (i’m worn) by anonymous for DDDemosthenes_1986 [FIC, Mature, No Warnings, Dick Grayson/ Jason Todd] 

Additional Tags: Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Post-Red Hood and the Outlaws #25, Jason Todd Deserves Better, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Jason Todd Has Daddy Issues, Protective Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson Has Daddy Issues, Pre-SlashSelf-Esteem Issues, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Character Death, Trauma, Aftermath of Violence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Pining Dick Grayson, Jason Todd Feels, Hurt Jason Todd, POV Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne is a Bad Parent, Dick Grayson cares, References to Forever Evil (Comics)References to Nightwing #30

Summary: “My biggest mistake was coming back. That made me human. That made me not perfect. That hurt his rep, ruined the pretty little tale he’d conjured in his head. His little pedestal he’d build for self-flagellation after patrol. Don’t you see Dickie? The whole family loved me as a corpse. They didn’t love me when I came back filling graves with criminals. Even you…”

Jason gives a self-depreciating laugh, hugging himself and looking down.

“Even you.”

A Good Soldier but not A Good Son.

***

Not all wounds are skin deep, and some conversations have been a long time coming.

May We Together (Become Greater Than the Sum of Both of Us) by anonymous for MFLuder [ART, GEN, No Warnings, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Star Trek Fusion, Vulcan Jason Todd, Betazoid Dick Grayson, Alternate Universe - Space, Xenolinguist Jason Todd, Engineer Jason Todd, Command Track Dick Grayson, Diplomat Dick Grayson, TOS/AOS uniforms bc reasons, reasons being, jason in red and death jokes, and also command gold has a nice ring to it, Shippy Gen, Fanart

Summary:  Starfleet Cadets Jason Todd and Dick Grayson celebrate a successful mission simulation.

The Edge of Heaven by anonymous for slifer the sky noodle [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings,  JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alpha!Dick Grayson, Alpha!Jason Todd, Anal Sex, Knotting, Dick in Lingerie, Dirty Talk, Buttplugs, Unconventional Relationship, Omegaverse

Summary: for the JayDick Exchange 2020 prompt: Alpha Jason and alpha dick, teeeeensiiiion and dick likes taking knots?? Thank u god bless

if I could tell you I would let you know by anonymous for solomonara [Teen, No Warnings Apply, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd]

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Jason Todd, Protective Dick Grayson, Pre-Slash, could be gen too

Summary: Jason sits up slowly, letting the comforter fall away to reveal bandages criss crossing his whole torso. There’s no way he did them himself. Besides not remembering it, the way they were wrapped suggests someone else’s hands. The question now is who.

The bedroom door opens at that moment, and Dick Grayson steps in.

Like a Dark-Haired Rapunzel by anonymous for Zillabird [ART, Teen, No Warnings Apply, Dick Grayson/Jason Todd]

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Mythology, Alternate Universe - Historical, Indian mythology - Freeform, Shahnameh, Zal and Rudabeh, Fluff, Long Hair, Jason Todd has Long Hair, Jason Todd is a Prince, (ess), Dick Grayson is also a Prince, Boys Kissing, A lot of research went into this okay, Fanart

Summary: The lonely, sheltered, handsome Prince Jason meets Dick - also handsome, also a Prince, but very much the successor of his father’s sworn enemy.

It’s love at first sight.

Cleaning Teams by anonymous for prompt_fills [Fic, General Audiences, No Warnings Apply, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd]

Additional Tags: Batfamily (DCU), Sibling Bonding

Summary: Short drabble of the Batkids attempting to clean the manor for Alfred.

Wanna know something?

I hate Thorki. I find myself incredibly uncomfortable when being put in front of a Thorki piece of fanart.

I see it as incestuous, because they have been raised as brothers all their childhood, without even knowing one of them was adopted.

Besides, I think that there is way safer, and cute, and sane ships for both Thor and Loki.

So you wanna know what I do when I encounter some Thorki content?

I scroll past it and freaking move on with my life, and understand that everybody on this planet doesn’t have the same point of view than me and that their opinions are as much valuable than mine.

Is it asking people too much to do the same when they see something they don’t like?

I mean, I’m not asking you to not filter the tags, or to not block people.

All I’m asking on this account is for people to stop harassing, sending death threats and s*uicide baits over contents they don’t like.

Is it really too much asking?

I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?

HI darling,

I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn rewards by taking polls

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

how to avoid a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to knit

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

100 tips for life

Apartments/Houses/Moving

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit (The Responsible One)

How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins (The Responsible One)

Education

How to Find a Fucking College (The Sudden Adult)

How to Find Some Fucking Money for College (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School (The Sudden Adult)

Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) (The Responsible One)

How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a College Major (The Sudden Adult)

Finances

How to Write a Goddamn Check (The Responsible One)

How to Convince Credit Companies You’re Not a Worthless Bag of Shit (The Responsible One)

Debit vs Credit (The Responsible One)

What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost (The Sudden Adult)

Budgeting 101 (The Responsible One)

Important Tax Links to Know (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting

How to Write a Resume Like a Boss (The Responsible One)

How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read (The Responsible One)

How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up (The Responsible One)

10 Sites to Start Your Job Search (The Responsible One)

Life Skills

Staying in Touch with Friends/Family (The Sudden Adult)

Bar Etiquette (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do After a Car Accident (The Sudden Adult)

Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries (The Responsible One)

How to Survive Plane Trips (The Sudden Adult)

How to Make a List of Goals (The Responsible One)

How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment (The Responsible One)

Miscellaneous

What to Expect from the Hell that is Jury Duty (The Responsible One)

Relationships

Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)

How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple  and catastrofries)

Travel & Vehicles

How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle (The Responsible One)

How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch (The Responsible One)

Other Blog Features

Apps for Asshats

Harsh Truths & Bitter Reminders

Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later

Apartments (or Life Skills) - How Not to Live in Filth (The Sudden Adult)

Finances - Tax Basics (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Replacement ID (The Responsible One)

Health - How to Deal with a Chemical Burn (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - List of Jobs Based on Social Interaction Levels (The Sudden Adult)

Job Hunting - How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - Questions to Ask in an Interview (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - First-Time Flying Tips (The Sudden Adult)

Life Skills - How to Ask a Good Question (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Reasons to Take a Foreign Language (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Opening a Bar Tab (The Sudden Adult)

Relationships - Long Distance Relationships: How to Stay in Contact (The Responsible One)

Adult Cheat Sheet:

what to do if your pet gets lost

removing stains from your carpet

how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps

throwing a dinner party

i’m pregnant, now what?

first aid tools to keep in your house

how to keep a clean kitchen

learning how to become independent from your parents

job interview tips

opening your first bank account

what to do if you lose your wallet

tips for cheap furniture

easy ways to cut your spending

selecting the right tires for your car

taking out your first loan

picking out the right credit card

how to get out of parking tickets

how to fix a leaky faucet

get all of your news in one place

getting rid of mice & rats in your house

when to go to the e.r.

buying your first home

how to buy your first stocks

guide to brewing coffee

first apartment essentials checklist

coping with a job you hate

30 books to read before you’re 30

what’s the deal with retirement?

difference between insurances

Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:

Reasons to move out of home

You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:

wishing to live independently

location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university

conflict with your parents

being asked to leave by your parents.

Issues to consider when moving out of home

It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:

Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.

Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.

Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.

Your parents may be worried

Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:

They may worry that you are not ready.

They may be sad because they will miss you.

They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.

They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.

Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.

Tips for a successful move

Tips include:

Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?

Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.

Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.

Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.

Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.

If your family home does not provide support

Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.

If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.

If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.

Where to get help

Your doctor

Kids Helpline Tel. 1800 55 1800

Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44

Home Ground Services Tel. 1800 048 325

Relationships Australia Tel. 1300 364 277

Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50

Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. (03) 9416 2577

Things to remember

Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.

Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations. 

(source)

Keep me updated? xx

The Definition of Proship

I’m just going to type this out for anyone that would like to know a more accurate definition for the term ‘proship’. Because from what I know and what I’ve seen being spread around, antis and other people that don’t fully understand the actual meaning have slandered the term - demonizing it in a way, and making all people that call themselves ‘proship’ seem like people that deserve to be in jail. This definition is the personal version of being proship that I live by / that I follow. It may be a bit different for other proshippers, but what I am about to say is the basic definition of a proshipper.

This post is being made for the sole purpose of educating those who do not know the actual definition, or have been told the twisted and wrong versions of what it means to be proship.

To me, being proship is a sort of ‘live and let live’ outlook on shipping. A ‘don’t like, don’t look’ way of treating fictional pairings. Proshippers do not all enjoy the same content - some of them have ‘problematic’ ships, and some of them don’t. However, one thing that all proshippers have in common is the basic decency to not go out of their way to harass other people over FICTIONAL CONTENT. Proshippers can not like or agree with certain ships, but will not attack or harass the people that do ship said things. You can not like ships and keep that to yourself. Fictional ships aren’t causing harm to real people. FICTIONAL CHARACTERS are not going to be harmed if you ship them together with other fictional characters. Proshippers are able to identify the line between fiction and reality. Proshippers may enjoy certain ‘problematic’ ships or content in fiction, but do not endorse such things in real life.

That is the definition of proship that I live by and that I practice. I do not harass or attack others based off the fictional content that they choose to enjoy. I have problematic ships, yes - but I don’t endorse any of the bad problematic things that I like / ship in the real world. Only in fiction, because to ship something in fiction isn’t doing harm to anyone unless they go out of their way to make it their business…which they shouldn’t do.

Proshippers are normal people, just like everyone else. We should not be treated as animals or terrible people - we should be treated the same as anyone else. Because, quite frankly, we are all just normal people with interests. Everyone has interests and is allowed to like what they do - nobody should make another human being feel like shit for their interests.

We are not monsters. We are not predators. We are just out here trying to live our lives like the rest of you. Please do your research before bashing / hating on proshippers. Learn the actual meaning. Learn that we are not the horrible people that antis online make us out to be. And for antis and / or anyone that sends threats and harassment to other people simply due to what ships they enjoy…please think about your actions. Think before you speak. Realize that treating other people like that isn’t going to get you anywhere in life. If you yourself want to be respected, treat others as you want to be treated. Do not demonize people because you don’t personally like something / you think that what they enjoy is ‘bad’. Everyone has their own opinions, but NOBODY deserves threats or harassment based on said opinions - especially not what it comes to FICTIONAL SHIPS.

Thank you for reading. I hope this helped.

Well shit. Who's gonna fetch the old hag down?

Full credit to the creator @ ThePandaRedd on TikTok who actually made this video (if he contacts me to take this down I will) but I couldn’t just not post yet another golden video of his after watching it...

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

JayDick

JayDick Exchange: August 23, 2019

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment or kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed August 31st!

got my vows in my pocket and a gold plated ring (for my honey love) by anonymous for drunkraiinbow  [ART, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Fanart, Rockstar AU, Alternate Universe - Celebrity, Meet-Cute, Drunken Shenanigans, Illustrations

Summary: Due to a thoughtless drunken tweet world-renowned Rockstar Jason Todd somehow ends up in a relationship with world-renowned Popstar Dick Grayson. Some good old-fashioned business of the Love, Pop, and Rock n’ Roll variety ensues. 

The Shortest Campaign by anonymous for 3isme  [FIC, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Batfamily Shenanigans, Dungeons & Dragons References

Summary: The Robins are playing D&D and the usual grind is interrupted by the rolls of one Dick Grayson. Jason is more than happy to poke a little a fun at his expense.

A soft place to land by anonymous for RayByAnotherName  [FIC, Gen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: 5+1 Things, Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug, Big Brother Jason Todd, Reconciliation, Family Feels, POV Multiple  

Summary: “I think it’s about—you know. The other thing.”

“It’s okay, you can say it,” Jason rolls his eyes—then freezes. “Wait. Are you saying that Alfred is asking you to convince Bruce to quit?”

Jesus, that’s a tall order even for their resident Bruce-whisperer.

(Five subtle interventions and one that really isn’t.)

One Dance by anonymous for Reah22 [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Fluff, Prom, Slow Dancing, Minor Accidental Violence, Kissing 

Summary: When Jason gets roped into chaperoning prom with Dick, things go better than he ever could have expected.

Allure by anonymous for jh519 [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags:  Belly Dancing, Oral Sex 

Summary: Jason loses a bet to Roy, and ends up with a personal belly dancing lesson.

watching the detectives by anonymous for no_gurt [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags:  Fanart

Summary: "So, how’s it going?”

“Well.” Roy knows he’s failing hard at keeping a straight face. It’s a good thing Dick and Jason are too focused on each other to look over at him. “It’s going. Can’t tell you if it’s going well or what, but it’s definitely going.”

Play Date by anonymous for kuro49 [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Costume Kink, Identity Porn, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Plug, Cock Warming, Face-Fucking, Bottom Jason Todd, Top Dick Grayson

Summary: When the Bat is away, the birds will play. . 

The Space Between Our Hearts by anonymous for Sevidri  [FIC, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Space, Hurt/Comfort, Minor appearance from the Bat family, Angst, Piningcyborg!Jason, Falling In Love, Feelings, Alternate Universe, Peril, Alternate Universe - Science Fiction, space, Science Fiction, Protective!Jason

Summary:  When Operative Dick Grayson goes missing during a mission into the Darkspace, Bruce has little choice but to enlist the notorious outlaw, smuggler, and mercenary known as the Red Hood to find his missing son and bring him home. Unbeknownst to Bruce, the Red Hood is none other than his cybernetically resurrected second son, Jason, and he has sent one lost son to find the other.

For the Jason, the mission is bringing up all sorts of uncomfortable feelings that he’d thought died long ago. And as Dick begins to see past his cyborg rescuer’s gruff exterior, he begins to think there’s something about him that’s awfully familiar. Will the mission bring them both home, or will both of them be lost forever?

JayDick Exchange: August 24 2019

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment or kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed August 31st!

I think I saw a cute birdieboy by anonymous for join_the_conga [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Dick Grayson is Robin, Jason Todd is Catlad, Alternate Universe, Fanart

Summary: A surprise encounter between a birdie and a kitten…. 

Let Me Be Your Future, Let Me Be Your Past by anonymous for beewitch [FIC, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Time Travel, First Kiss, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Understanding, First Dates, Humor

Summary: “I know who I am, man, but who the fuck are you?”

Meeting Dick Grayson, the former Robin, was not what Jason had expected, their short partnership ending in flames. But a sudden push into the past forces Jason to see his predecessor in a new light, changing everything forever.

Celestial Orbits and Infinite Asymptotes by anonymous for elwon  [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Actors, Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, A little bit horror maybe, Tim Drake (Mention) – Freeform, Stephanie Brown (Minor) – Freeform, Drama & Romance 

Summary: Jason and Dick are co-stars in a new supernatural TV show and their characters are mortal enemies. In real life, they’re roommates, so it’s eye-opening when they find out that the internet ships not just their characters, but them both.

Or

The Oh My God They’re Roommates! that takes itself too seriously to be a proper rom-com….

Floriography by anonymous for Hayashi_Jazmin [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, jason todd was never robin, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, meta jason todd, some light drugging

Summary: There’s a new player in Bludhaven. He calls himself Nightshade and he’s complicating what Dick thought was going to be a fairly straightforward case. Dick has no idea what he did to deserve his very own Poison Ivy, but it must have been bad for all the trouble Nightshade is causing. Or then again, maybe it was very, very good…

Meet You In Between by anonymous for Redzik [FIC, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Capes, Police Officer Dick Grayson, Firefighter Jason Todd, Idiots in Love, Fluff, Pining, Misunderstandings, Netflix and Chill 4

Artist Note: Despite getting mixed signals from Dick, Jason actually believes that there might be something starting between them. But when Dick invites him over to Netflix and Chill, he has to learn that just might not be a pop culture reference that Dick knows.

jaydick summer exchange by anonymous for kultiras [ART, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Summary: My partners request was :these two boys having a good day, like a quiet day at home.

Fulfill My Needs by anonymous for Mikimoo [FIC, Mature, Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Forced Prostitution, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash, Child Abuse, Homelessness Lis

Summary: The backstory on the triumvirate of Dickie, Jason, and Timmy in Gotham by Gaslight.  

Daydream in Blue by anonymous for shinetheway [FIC, T, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Case Fic, Accidental Drug Use, Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together, Comic Book, Violence, Medical Inaccuracies, physical wound, mental wound, Panic Attacks, near overdosing, they are detectives and act as such

Summary: This is exactly why Jason is in town right now. Seems Goldie can’t keep his own trash in his city. So, he has decided to come and do some cleaning.

Red Hood style.

Reblogging it to keep in my dash

JayDick Exchange: August 25, 2019

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment or kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed August 31st!

Jaydick but with Pokemon by anonymous for Airdanteine [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Pokémon AU

Summary: Jaydick with their Pokémon

Or the one where Jason and Dick take a vacation out of town because the last time they visited a big city together on a break from Gotham’s chaotic lifestyle, they got turned into their Pokémon.… 

The Graveyard Shift by anonymous for anoncitomikolino [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Incubus Dick, Magic, Hypnotism, Mind Control, Dubious Consent, Alpha Jason Todd, Omega Dick Grayson, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Seduction, Barista Jason, Kidnapping, Breeding, Knotting, Soul Collecting, universe hopping, Dark Dick Grayson, mentioned mpreg, Infidelity, Deal with a Devil 

Summary: Jason is a young, strapping alpha working the graveyard shift in a 24-hour café. One night, the storm blows in a strange omega man, who raises both red flags as well as Jason’s arousal level.

Of course, Jason should have listened to his first instinct about the stranger, not blindly following his dick.

make a habit out of it by anonymous for Arsenic [FIC, Mature, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Sickfic, Self-Esteem Issues, Pining, Communication Failure, But they figure it out, Light Angst 

Summary: “He wasn’t worried. That wasn’t why he was here. He didn’t worry about bats, as a rule. Not even one he—”

Dick is staying at the manor to recuperate. Jason is not worried, not at all, not even now that their relationship seems to be changing.

Soft & Tender by anonymous for BehindTheRobinsMask [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Sailor Moon Fusion, Canon-Typical Violence, Past Character Death, Reincarnation, First Meetings, terrible meet-cute

Summary: Dick goes looking for his dream girl.

Dick wasn’t always Dick. He remembers what he was before. Now all he has to do is find the other reincarnated Sailor Scouts and everything will be better.

We’ll have one last dance, and then we’ll figure it all out by anonymous for elareine [FIC, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Future Fic, Tim and Kon are dads, Getting Back Together, Dick is Not Okay, I’m Bad At Tagging

Summary: It has been almost fifteen years and Jason’s life has changed a lot. He is on good terms with almost everyone, except Dick. Their breakup has been hard on everyone, and Jason just wants things to go back to the way they were before. His new boyfriend an simple life make him happy in a way he never thought he would be, but something is always missing.Dick crashes through his a window a few days before Damian’s wedding and Jason is reluctant to face his feelings for the man.

in olden times, when wishing still helped by anonymous for gwydionx [ART, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Medieval, Fanart

Summary:  It’s either a fairy tale with Dick being raised by the Fairies or prince Dick dresses as a maiden, running away right into the arms of Outlaw Todd. 

it starts with dying by anonymous for naol [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings,  JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Guardian Angels, Wingfic, Face-Fucking, Deepthroating, Bottom Jason Todd

Summary: Jason dies the way he does (beaten then blown up). Dick keeps on living the way he does (hand in hand with danger and near death at every turn).

What’s different here is that Jason comes back into Dick’s life changed, he comes back to him with wings. 

The Propensity of Foxes by anonymous for carbonjen [FIC, Mature, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Regency Era AU, balls, masquerades, Romps in Gardens, Canon Typical Violence, Non-Graphic Smut

Summary: Dick’s a young lord who gets approached by a most bewitching man at one of the last balls of the season. He’s tempted into a midnight tryst out in the gardens, but things aren’t quite what they seem. Perhaps they’re more magical?

JayDick Exchange: August 26, 2019

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment or kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed August 31st!

Unfinished Sentence by anonymous for Mariessa [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Character Death, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Dreams and Nightmares, Fan Comics

Summary: Pit affected Jason attacks his lover only to realize what’s he done when it’s too late. Bloody and lots of crying.

devil and the deep blue by anonymous for Fancy_Dragonqueen [FIC, Mature, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: AU, siren!Dick, brief descriptions of violence, i spent an insane amount of time researching 18th century poetry and used almost none of it, You’re Welcome, brief cameo by anne bradstreet 

Summary: Jason Todd frees the creature caught in his ship’s nets, and kicks off a strange courtship that spans sea and land.

Coming Over, Overcome by anonymous for GavotteAndGigue [FIC, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Bottom Jason Todd, Sounding, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Pseudo-Incest, Big Brother Dick Grayson 

Summary: Jason and Dick try something new 

You and Me (Could It Be Meant to Be) by anonymous for ggori6 [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: no capes AU, Alternate Universe - College/University, Meet-Cute, Fluff, student life, Student Protests, Noncon touching, That sounds really bad but I promise it’s brief and totally dealt with

Summary: Dick Grayson finds himself flung out of orbit as he navigates his final year of undergrad until he spots a man in a red hoodie who draws his eye.A no capes/university AU meet cute.

Glimmer in Your Eyes by anonymous for hyacinthsky [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe- No Capes, no capes AU, Alternate Universe- Circus, circus AU, 1920’s, Alternate Universe - 1920s, Period-Typical Homophobia, No real explicit homophobia

Summary: Jason tried to steal some food at Haly’s Circus but was offered a job instead. He was planning on turning it down, but then he saw Dick Grayson and everything changed.  

Baddies in a Diner by anonymous for Izayacchi [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags:  Dick Grayson is a Talon, Diners, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

Summary: The last time Jason checked (as in pre-death), Dick was the happy, sexy, high-flying Nightwing. When Jason came back as Red Hood, he expected floods of tears and tight-gripping hugs from the Golden Boy. Not a sad, blank (yet still sexy) man in a Talon suit. They meet at a Red Robin and…talk.

When the Rain Begins to Fall by anonymous for Lex_of_Gotham [FIC, Mature, Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Dick has a dark side, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Baggage, Batman is an ass, Batman is emotionally constipated, Bruce Wayne is a Bad Parent, Momentarily 

Summary: Dick Grayson is a Talon, Diners, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

Cluster Suck by anonymous for lolistar [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Vampire!Dick, Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

Summary: Jason can speak to ghosts, which is mostly cool. Deadman’s equal parts dead acrobat and chill wingman out to help Jason have a great night. Dick is a vampire who just wants a tasty midnight snack and some goddamn answers.

I never knew i needed this fic. Please link.

I just read a fic in which Jason described Batman as a “goth inspector gadget”.

Jason, how is Bruce going to recover from a scalping like that.

Good GRIEF

Reblogging this because I can't click a screenshot and I need this post in my life

You know what the batfam fandom don’t have enough headcanon about??? Gotham academy school plays and performances!!!

Bruce and Alfred showing up to all of Dicks talent shows and gymnastic competitions and the musical performances. And then later on Dick shows up to watch his younger siblings along with Bruce and Alfred.

And there just is a tradition that when ever there is a performance or a show or anything like that in school the whole Wayne family just shows up to watch it. No matter what else is going on.

Also?? Bruce getting into fights with PTA mums over who gets to sit in the front??

Dick and Jason shooting off a confetti canon when Tim finishes his mandatory music performance as a freshmen???

Damian almost jumping off stage to strangle Tim when he starts filming him preforming???

The entire family dressing up like they were going to the meet gala just to go watch Cass dance ballet???

Alfred practicing with who ever got a new role in a play??

Jason ALWAYS showing up to help people with their Shakespeare plays BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT (even if they didn’t want his help (Especially when they didn’t want his help))

Dick teaching all of his siblings about showmanship

The mandatory bat burger stop on their way home???

Stories getting repeated every time of the one year Jason yeeted the Skull from his reenactment of Hamlet into The riddlers face when he tried to take them hostage???

Bruce donating a ridiculous sum of money every year to Gotham art and theatre departments just so he is sure they will keep making performances so he can go watch his kids have fun and be normal. (Also so Alfred can take a million photos he can hide on the bat computer )

Cursed movie nights where they watch all the home videos of all the performances over the years.

+ Alfred pulling out Bruce’s old performances

+ Bruce finding Alfreds old theatre performances

+ Tim and Damian arguing over who played Macbeth the best while Jason and Dick are both loosing their shit laughing at the costumes.

Anyway I feel like this has a lot of potential.

Tim Drake as John Mulaney Quotes

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Powerpuff Robins✨3 And once again, the day is end .Thank you, the Powerpuff Robins！ –Previous✨ https://ningmoe.tumblr.com/post/616379784774238208/powerpuff-robins-p3p4-robins-want-to-drive-the

Conspiracy theory time

What if Alfred was the head of Court of Owls all this time and that's how he knew everything and he kept batman under his radar as he was a vigilante to make sure court of owls could be kept a secret. And when Bruce found out the truth he knew that the court of owls functioned from the very ancient arkham asylum and Wayne mansion because he sheltered the leader all this time, he blows everything up and erases everything, killing himself in the process.

But he doesn't say anything to any of his children in his last message in fear that Alfred will kill his children too.

Nobody doubted Alfred because he raised Batman and since Alfred basically had access to anything and everything thanks to Bruce Wayne's and Batmans reach and talented hacker "grandchildren", he could make sure nobody actually realized that "Court of Owls" wasn't just an urban legend but an actual organization with Alfred as head. Alfred later turns Batman and Little Damien Robin into Talons after their death. He wanted to turn Jason too but he was taken from grave before that.

Since Alfred was supposedly dead and wasn't supposed to survive the explosion of Bat cave he was in a dilemma since he couldn't have access to any of batmans kids and all the kids had their own head quarters.

I think the read plot twist will be if in the Game Gotham Knights, Alfred is revealed to be the head of "court of owls" all this time.

i hate the playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne. I just don’t want it

give me tired batdad Bruce Wayne who skipped a gala just to attend Tim Drakes highschool production of grease

give me Bruce Wayne who always keeps cereal in stock at wayne manor just in case Dick visits

give me Bruce Wayne who always trying to cheer up steph when she’s feels insecure about her abilities cause she hasn’t had the same amount of training as everyone else

give me Bruce Wayne who just wants one family dinner without screaming matches

give me Bruce Wayne who keeps putting trackers on Jason clothes everytime he comes to the manor because he gets so worried about him

give me Bruce Wayne who just cares for Duke so much. Who just wants to him to be happy and succeed

give me Bruce Wayne who spends nights doing puzzles with Damian even after patrol because he loves spending time with his son

give me Bruce Wayne who escapes to his office sometime for peace because his kids are just so fucking loud

give me Bruce Wayne who always covers Cass in blankets when she’s passed out after patrol

Give me Bruce Wayne who doesn’t know how to raise children in any way yet he has 583 of them

Can I just take a moment of silence and marvel the work of this marvelous artist/poet? She is an amazing girl of multipe talents. 

Agape

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Love her works.

The winter northerlies Carry a stolen essence of the warm South; A scorching kiss, A salty blow, That musk laden longing.

And the tinge Of a distant memory falling apart.

-Adila [21:54; 1st September, 2020]