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Han Sooyoung: Oi, I've got one thing to ask you.

Kim Dokja: You're ugly.

Han Sooyoung: Fucker... Who said I wanted to know? (Petty bastard)

Kim Dokja: Then what is it?

I love their interactions 🤣🤣

The post-Dark Castle arc conversation between Yoo Joonghyuk and Lee Sookyung we didn't get to see

do not let go the kdj

The brightest and most beautiful smile we ever got from YJH...

...was when he threw his future life and deaf companion of a bridge into the mouth of a giant see serpant.

I had to get this out of my system if you couldn't tell...

Based on this post.

Kim Dokja would be the type to pronounce the "x" just to annoy people

mfw i realized that his hand is too fucking big but fUCK IT

Honestly i dont know how some people still think this two are straight😪😪 even the novel artist and Uriel can see it smh😪🤡 (photos are not mine credits to the real owner)

How it started.

The King and his knight

Joongdok HS AU where kdj’s heavy love is about to clash with crazy yandere yjh’s love. He has no idea what’s to come.

Cue hsy watching this unfold. She’s too tired to deal with those idiots.

Did I ever tell yall about this yoohankim paramedic crack AU that I did? Its a crack au where hsy and yjh's first meeting with kdj is during an incident where kdj went into cardiac arrest and they both manage to resuscitate him, only to find out he had a DNR order form on him. Thus, an unconventional friendship was born!

Featuring:

Kim Dokja, a seemingly normal salary man who actually has a debilitating heart condition. His condition makes life extremely difficult to live with. As such, dude just wants to pass peacefully if his time (though expectedly) short does come. Although, luck doesn't seem to be on his side recently and the poor man never seems to know rest at all.

Advanced Care Paramedic Yoo Joonghyuk, a veteran who has a talent for 'reviving' patients from the brink of death. Being in the emergency healthcare profession for many years, this man has seen everything and done everything. Virtually nothing could faze this man. Under his care, you're sure to be given a detour to the afterlife. Some say this is due to his godly looks, some say its be of his adept skills and instincts. Who knows, though he has certainly adopted the moniker of 'God's Favourite'.

Emergency Medical Technician Han Sooyoung, fairly new as a paramedic (has about 2-3 years of experience so far) but shows great intuition and efficiency. Although gossip amongst the personnel say the only reason she chose to be a paramedic is to witness the drama that comes with the profession. Despite all that, her quick wit and predictive abilities makes her the perfect partner-in-crime to help aid in saving your buddies from the brink of death.

Also, here's the POV from kdj's side—

And some good ol' buddy-cop-esque interactions between yjh and hsy

Jung Heewon: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. 

Han Sooyoung: Really? I sleep with a machete. 

Kim Dokja: Weak.

Yoo Sangah: Then what do you sleep with? 

Kim Dokja: Yoo Jonghyuk

Yoo Jonghyuk: How did you know I was going to propose?

Kim Dokja: Lee Hyusung hasn't been able to look at me all month without crying.

I’m just a reader.

Kim Dokja: *sitting on YJH lap and playing on his phone* Hey bro-

Yoo Joonghyuk: My tongue was two inches deep down your throat 5 minutes ago, don’t you dare call me bro

[image description: 5 drawings starring biyoo from omniscient readers viewpoint. she looks like a cotton ball with a unicorn horn.

1: biyoo being carried by kim dokja, saying, “father I am too big to carry now.” Dokja says “no…” In another doodle, Yoo joonghyuk carries biyoo over his shoulder while holding a grocery bag. in the last doodle, han sooyoung sees biyoo sitting in a chair, and thinks, “I was going to sit here.

2: han sooyoung reaches for the chair, and thinks, “maybe I can squeeze in.” Biyoo wakes up, and Sooyoung thinks, “I’ll find somewhere else.”

3: han sooyoung sits next to Biyoo on the chair, with a computer on her lap. Text pointing to her says, “meant to work on writing, ended up watching a movie with Biyoo. joonghyuk watches the movie next to them, and text pointing to him says, “was going to say he’s done cooking, got invested in the movie. Kim dokja walks by, and the text pointing to him is just question marks.

4: Kim dokja puts his coat on Biyoo, and she looks suprised as it shrinks to her size.

5: Yoo mia wears joonghyuks outfit, and biyoo wears kim dokjas coat and has his sword. The outfits are too big on them. End ID]

biyoo times 16-20

Jason : You know since this is my second life.

Interviewer : * nervous sweating *

Mobwife Au Q&A: 20 Questions - Vogue style

1. Who is the top and who is the bottom?

Dick: Do you want me to hit you?

Interviewer: Okay, figured.

2. What is the thing that makes you nervous?

Dick: Being judged.

Jason: My husband holding a meat mallet.

3. Who is the spoon?

Jason: I am.

Dick: I am the knife.

Jason: An adorable knife.

4. What is keeping you busy these days?

Jason: The underground

Dick: ...My crime lord husband.

5. Who wakes up first and who wakes up last?

Dick: Depends on our night activities.

Jason: *chuckle* Yeah, night activities.

6. Who walks Beast?

Jason: John.

Dick: No, Beast walks John.

7. What makes you happy in life?

Dick: My family.

Jason: My family.

8. Who wears the money pants in the family?

Dick: Do you want me to hit you?

Interviewer: Figured!

9. What is the best thing in your life?

Dick: My family.

Jason: Marrying him.

Interviewer: *squeal* Next question!

10. Who drives and who is the shotgun?

Jason: I drive.

Dick: And I drive him crazy.

11. What would you do if your partner cheated?

Dick: Divorce.

Jason: I would #beep* and #beep* them and then I will #beepBeepBEEEEEP!!!* him and then myself.

Interviewer: *sweat* Ne-next question...

12. What is Gotham like?

Dick: Loud.

Jason: Beautiful.

13. What's your secret talent?

Dick: I can knot a cherry stem with my tongue.

Jason: I can stab a man 20 times and keep him alive for 30 more minutes just to suffer.

Interviewer: Cut cut cut!!!

14. Name one thing you can't live without.

Dick: Love, whatever form that takes.

Jason: My husband.

15. What's the weirdest thing about yourself that you've come across on the Internet?

Jason: Red Hood Gang DIY tattoo 15 minutes Youtube tutorial.

Dick: Nightwing's sweat perfume. It's $59.99 on Amazon.

Interviewer: ... Can I get the link?

16. Can Nightwing really purr?

Dick: I...don't...

*door slammed open*

Jefferson: He can!

17. Who is the clingy one?

Jason: I am *proudly*

18. Who is John's favorite?

Dick: Jason.

Jason: Dick.

19. Will John have a sibling in the future?

Jason: Can he?

Dick: Why are you guys looking at me weirdly?

20. What will you say to each other in another life?

Dick: Can we even meet each other though?

Jason: I've found you.

Imagine if they went to an alt universe and their universal counterparts main personalities are all things that the fam considered blasphemous like Jason’s hates reading, steph’s thinks pancakes are better, Tim’s hates to drink coffee, damian’s doesn’t care for animals and hates dogs, etc,...

Amazing, perfection, genius. I feel like their alternates would vary as would their reactions to said alternates. So let’s list them (and I'm adding a read more and a pt. 2 bc this is really long):

1) Alt Bruce

His alternate is super touchy feely and always wants to have heart to hearts.

He’s still Batman but he doesn’t rlly care about Gotham. Like he’s a hero who happens to be based in Gotham, not a hero for Gotham. If Gotham were to fail he wouldn’t really care.

He even thinks Metropolis is better.

Reaction:

Bruce begrudgingly admits that his alternates emotional availability might not be a bad thing.

They get in a heated debate about the significance of Gotham.

Regular Bruce punches alt Bruce after alt says that metropolis is better than Gotham.

2) Alt Dick

Is terrified of heights (so he runs around in the sewers like the hygienic man he is)

Does not think of himself as part of the family and does not care for the family

Hates cereal

Reaction:

This conversation–

Jason: Hey Dickiebird? Why does your alternate smell like shit?

Alt!Dick: I am the phantom of the Gotham underground. I have no perceptible scent.

Tim, trying not to gag: I beg to differ.

Dick, looking horrified: WHY THE SEWERS?! WHY NOT THE ALLEYS OR THE ROADS?!?!

Alt!Dick: Phantom of the Gotham streets doesn’t sound as cool.

Duke: But it smells better.

Dick calls his alternate a “sad smelly hermit” after the alternate says that Family is pointless.

After hearing that his alter doesn’t like cereal Dick starts listing every type and this happens–

Dick: Fruit loops?

Alt!Dick: No.

Dick: Honey smacks?

Alt!Dick: No.

Dick: Cheerios?

Alt!Dick: No.

Dick: IS THERE ANYTHING YOU LIKE?!

Alt!Dick: Grape-nuts.

Dick: You monster…

3) Alt Babs

Hates technology (so she keeps paper records for the fam and does research).

Thinks Alt!Dick hung the moon and can do no wrong.

She doesn’t understand any nerd culture and hates video games.

Reaction:

She can not comprehend her alternate’s dislike of technology. Like, no. It just, such confusion?? And she refuses to believe that Alt!Babs is actually a version of herself.

Hearing Alt!Babs talk about Dick in such a ‘dreamy’ voice leads to this convo:

Alt!Babs: Oh Richard, you’re right! What would we do without you!

Babs makes a gagging noise and glares at Dick.

Dick: Don’t look at me! Honestly it sorta freaks me out too.

When Babs realizes that Alt!Babs thinks Star Trek is a sequel to Star Wars she grumpily leaves.

4) Alt Jason

Despises reading.

Thinks normal Jason is stupid for going to Ethiopia.

Goes to Bruce for advice.

Reactions:

Well, this happens–

Dick: JASON STOP TRYING TO SHOOT YOURSELF!

Jason: THATS NOT ME AND HE INSULTED JANE AUSTEN!

Alt!Jason: Her books are stupid! She’s overrated!

Jason: I WILL KILL YOU!

This is based off of Alt!Jason's idolization of Bruce, but he didn't go to Ethiopia and is very critical of normal Jason for going to Ethiopia. Jason doesn't outwardly react to this much, but it does hurt and brings up painful memories.

Alternate Jason goes to Bruce constantly for advise and trusts his every word. Whenever normal Jason sees this he gets a disgusted/horrified look and glares at his Bruce.

Damian under the chair gives me life

Lads, he's back at it again

Fashion meme with the Batfam 

Ok new fic idea

Bruce gets transported to another dimension where everything is normal. There’s no magic, there’s no vigilantism, no super hero’s

Also his parents are alive

And he’s freaking the absolute fuck out, he’s trying to explain everything and say he’s not suppose to be there and they’re like, “uhhh, let’s call Clark?” And Bruce is like, “YES LETS CALL CLARK”

And Clark and Diana come over and they’re like, “Bruce you good??”

And Bruce is flipping his shit explaining to them, then he smacks the shot out of Clark and everyone is like, “BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK??” And Clark has a nose bleed and Bruce is just standing there freaking out more

Then suddenly he’s like, “where are my children??” And they’re like, “what children? Bruce you have no children?”

And Bruce is like, “My children I adopted! I have 6 kids! 7 of o count Stephanie and I do! WHERES MY KIDS. Talia! Talia I’ll get Talia, she and Ra’s have to understand”

And they’re like, “who????” And Bruce is like, “the mother of my child? The one who got away? We couldn’t agree on certain things. Like not murdering people or taking over the world”

And basically everything is like, “Bruce has lost his shit” meanwhile THAT Bruce is now is the Batman timeline and HES freaking the fuck out. Everyone is freaking the fuck out because that’s not Bruce, and poor Bruce is like, “I’m not ready to be a father??”

But then OUR Bruce is like, “ok I’ll actually prove it” and takes off his shirt and shows all his scars and everyone is like, “holy shit. What is happening?? You’re definitely not Bruce??”

Basically a want all hell to break and Constantine come son and fixes it the end

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

I like imaging Jason breaking into the manor in full Red Hood gear just so he can go into the kitchen and stress bake

Bruce: [walks in]

Jason: “no! Out! OUT!”

Bruce: “I live here!”

Jason: “I don’t care- look you made my soufflé collapse!”

Bruce: “I didn’t do anything, I just wanted to see who was making all this damn noise in my kitchen and get some water”

Jason: “your ugly face scared my fucking soufflé”

Bruce: “Jason you can le-… never mind, I just want my drink”

Jason: “oh my god! Get out already!”

Bruce: [mumbling to himself] “remember you love him, it’s a miracle he’s here today, you love him, you missed him, he is a blessing”

Jason: [throws water bottle at Bruce] “here’s your fucking water, switch over to a filter you fucking asshole. You’re killing the environment, it’s not like you can’t afford a damn filter”

Imagine the batkids roasting Bruce's tendency to wear only one fashion XD

Speaking of the Rogues in Gotham it’s so fucking funny all of them have met Bruce and Interacted with this kid since he was 13 to like 18 so like Bruce is fucking no stranger and they legit have seen him grow to Batman before before dipping for a couple of years so like I’m just surprised 99%-100% of them see batman and aren’t just like

“Oh shit it’s turtle neck boy who doesn’t know what a social cue is!!!BRUCE HEY WHAT UP-”

one of those aus where the justice league doesn’t know about batman’s kids BUT ALSO when they finally meet dick, he tells them all random facts about his family that sound EXTREMELY fake, even to a woman made from clay, 2 aliens, a guy who got struck by lightning, and a space cop but are 100% true

AGHHHHHHHAJBRIWBWKXHEKABEIW. SO FUCKING PERFECT. WRONG TIME TO BE BROKE. SO MUCH WRONG TIME TO BE BROKE. I HAVE TO WAIT 8 FUCKING DAYS TO UNLOCK CHAPTER 4 AND 27 FUCKING DAYS TO UNLOCK CHAPTER 6. I STILL HAVENT SEEN DICK. WTF WTF WTF. I AM SO HAPPY I AM CRYING.

Please tell me this is real 🥺

I live for this comic already, look at how everyone is drawn??? Main DC comics could never.

Now I want a cat just to see them panicc

Cat NO likey!

2021 JDSE: Final day of posting! Sep. 5

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Today end's our posting period for 2021! Check in tomorrow, when we reveal the anonymous artists & authors behind the ONE HUNDRED AND TEN works in this years exchange! :D :D :D

Without further ado, here are today’s posted works:

be my husband man I be your wife by Anonymous for elwon [Explicit, No Archive Warnings Apply, 4.4k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Donna Troy, Artemis of Bana-Mighdall, Jim Gordon, Barbara Gordon, Bizarro (DCU), Gotham by Gaslight AU, Explicit Sexual Content, Frottage, Light Dom/sub, Crossdressing, Sexual Tension, Es…(click for more tags)

Summary:

Dick both never wanted the Gotham Season to end while also having grown quite tired of all the expectant debutantes hoping to become his wife. Thankfully Jason, the ever dutiful Valet, is there to remind Dick that he has a spouse already in every way that matters.

Or Jason gently domming Dick and no one noticing because it's normal, with a sprinkle of Dick getting fucked while in a Victorian Dress

let me occupy your mind as you do mine by Anonymous for spacecapes [Mature, No Archive Warnings Apply, 3.6k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Not Canon Compliant, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Vampire Jason Todd, Bloodlust, Lazarus Pit Madness, Mutual Pining, Seemingly Unrequited Pining, Insecurity, Blood Drinking, mildly dubious touching,…(click for more tags)

Summary: A forbidden fruit that Jason feared he would taint if he ever tried to take a bite. And bite he would; an all-consuming ache in his bones urged him to devour Dick piece by piece so that he was punished, so that he bled, so that he was Jason’s. Three burning desires that shook Jason to his core just acknowledging them.

Vampire!Jason comes home to find the most exquisite treat asleep on his couch. Unfortunately, he must fight the urge to do more than look when all three of his secrets threaten to expose him.

Open Up Your Window by Anonymous for justtoarguewithyou [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 1.1k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd-centric, musings, References to Jason's death, And less than stellar upbringing, for catharsis and the aesthetic tbh, Also watch out for a tiny bit of general Gotham unpleasantness, Brief …(click for more tags)

Summary: Jason Todd walks the streets of Gotham.

the court magician by Anonymous for LullabyDance [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 2.3k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Talia al Ghul, Damian Wayne, Pre-Slash, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Historical Fantasy, Nanda Parbat, But I spell it with an extra 'A', Sorry Not Sorry, Body Guard Jason Todd, Flirting, magician …(click for more tags)

Summary: Prompt: I'd love to see a fantasy AU!! With Dick as the new court magician and leader of the Titans? And Jason is the young prince, curious about this mysterious figure and if he's really as powerful as they all say? Or maybe Jason is the Captain of the Royal Guard who doesn't trust this masked newcomer at all and decides to investigate? Is Dick even a magician, or is he a dragon in disguise or just a human with a few tricks up his sleeve? You can go wild

I’d like a minute alone with your habitual proximity to death by Anonymous for justtoarguewithyou [Not Rated, No Archive Warnings Apply, 7.4k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, with cameos by Cass & Zatanna & Alfred, Magical Nonsense, as an excuse for introspection, dick's self awareness sucks a little bit, jason is annoyed by his own improving mental health, …(click for more tags)

Summary: Jason gets cursed to know what he wants. It doesn't really go like he'd expect.

Family Dinner by Anonymous for Birdlovers4 [General Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 0k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Slice of Life, Fluff, humor(hopefully), …(click for more tags)

Summary: A belated treat. Hope you'll enjoy! [ART]

So lovely was the loneliness (of a wild lake) by Anonymous for Birdlovers4 [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 11.5k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Mermaids, mermaid dick grayson, Mermaid Damian Wayne, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Good Older Sibling Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson Loves…(click for more tags)

Summary: When his little brother Damian is captured by humans, Mermaid!Dick performs a spell that will give him a single night to be human. He seeks out the help of Jason to help him find his brother, and learns all about being a human in the meantime.