POTC Text Posts 2/??

Did you know that the J in Homer J. Simpson, stands for Jay.

So...

Me: I really need a solution for the plot hole in my multichapter fanfiction that I've been trying to finish for weeks. So please, just for once, focus on the task at hand.

My brain: Oh yeah, got it. No problem.

Also my brain: You know I have this idea for a whole new story. Completely unrelated to the other one. What if we start this one instead.

Tony: The idea of being married is so weird, like what if I’m having a sad moment late at night and I wanna cry in bed and there is just some guy there??

Stephen, putting a wedding ring on Tony’s hand at the alter: really, you bring this up now????

Tony Stark must be protected at all costs.

Me: disliking a character because they don’t get along with your fave is childish and stupid

Character: *looks at Tony Stark wrong*

Me: Your Skin Shall Be My New Curtains

Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham | Daddy | Hannibal Edit

Well... I have nothing to say in my defense. Except that the song just seemed perfect.

ok but why does captain america have a fitness challenge and why is it still being shown in schools. he took experimental super steroids and is currently an international fugitive

Slytherin: Would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

Ravenclaw: The threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the Duolingo owl.

"One word, love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist."

At the moment I am incapable of editing anything except Pirates of the Caribbean Tributes. So I hope, thats what you're here for.

Will Turner & Jack Sparrow | Bad Blood

They share one braincell...