Latest Posts by filazuli - Page 6

Sometimes, in this crazy game we call life, your husband gets turned into a rat.

Please let them reunite, it will be so soul crushing but so good also, please-

Natalan: Hey, you speak Spanish?

Cellbit: Yeah yeah. I’m married with a Mexican.

Natalan: (Misheard) You’re Mexican?

Cellbit: No, no. I’m married to one.

Natalan: Ah, okay.

Cellbit: I’m Brazilian.

-

Cellbit: I know Spanish because I married Roier, who is my husband. He’s Mexican.

Natalan: Ah Roier.

Cellbit: Yeah yeah. Do you know Roier?

Natalan: Yeah I know him. Yeah he was my husband before as well.

Cellbit: What did you say?

Natalan: I’m serious.

Cellbit: What did you say? What did you say about my husband?

Natalan: No, uh, lets see. First of all he was my husband before.

Cellbit: Before where?

Natalan: Uhhh-

Baghera: Don’t speak about his husband.

Cellbit: He’s saying he was married to Roier.

Baghera: What? What are you saying?

Cellbit: That’s. No. He’s crazy. He’s not saying that.

Baghera: What are you saying?

Cellbit: Yeah what the fuck are you saying?

Natalan: I’m saying that I was married with Roier before Cellbit.

Baghera: You’re saying bullshit.

Natalan: No! What?

Baghera: Yeah.

Cellbit: Then what is his favorite color?

Baghera: You are an idiot.

Natalan: No you are an idiot-

Cellbit: Yeah you’re an idiot.

(Cellbit Kills Natalan)

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Cellbit: Hey, don’t you ever- You will never, never again, speak that name again, yeah?

Baghera: Yeah.

Cellbit: Never again. Never again.

Baghera: You don’t say the name anytime. No. It’s over.

Cellbit: You are never getting near him again.

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Cellbit: He is gone for you. He will be happy without me and without you. And he will never come back to this place! He will never return here!

Natalan: I’m just telling the truth. I’m just telling the truth.

Cellbit: He will never come back here! He will never come back here!

Natalan: I was married with Roier before you.

Cellbit: The past doesn't matter. The past doesn't matter.

(Baghera chainsaws Natalan)

Natalan: It’s just the truth! It’s just the truth, okay- I won’t say anything, okay- You’re killing me!

(Cellbit walks away)

CELLBIT ROIER ISNT HAPPIER WITHOUT YOU

HE’S BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR SO LONG CELLBIT

CELLBIT

CELLBITTTTTT

YALL WITH ME, TRIPOIERS?

I definitely saw this wrong at first-

A version with what was probably actually going on

Hello QSMP fanbase.

I was dragged into this fandom and I don't think I'll be finding my way out anytime soon.

LOOK AT THEM ALL

LOOK AT THE

fandude requests i did over on twitter salute emoji

Old af postal stuff. Still like it. So me post it. (p1 and p4 Dude are mentally ill besties)

"hi there!"

(inspired by @kultklok sentient Dude headcanons, the thing itself was deleted but it got stuck with me, because I'm a real big fan of sentient video game characters and 4th wall breaking bits and anything of that sort, so it's no surprise.)

blaghhh postal dude oc i made but ive been holding off on posting it bcus im lazy

SORRY ITS ON LINED PAPER

other stuff too

i looked and she was sleeping like this. on purpose, she chose this. and when she heard me laughing she crawled out from under the duvet all sleepy and gave such an angry offended look

Today on fandude shenanigans: dolls.

Nemo has a new favorite toy (which is definitely probably demonic or something but hey, he's happy) and Faust got a P1/Redux Dude talking doll (he's very happy with it).

In my own reading, before this line, I honestly just assumed Meredith was what Novel Dude called his version of the demon.

Meredith being a random dead woman made much less sense. Why is she a random dead woman who gets brought up once?

The only kinda explanation for who the fuck Meredith is and it's a single line.

Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

THIS

We love animation memes but the only Postal animation meme I can think of off the top of my head is the Heaven Says one my friend made (which is very good, look it up).

Maybe we should try to make some ourselves...

i'm sad postal dude doesn't have any animation memes??

where's my Bye Lena Problems Corkscrew RuLes animation meme?

postal epoch animation meme?

postal i can't decide animation meme? medicine? TRYPOPHOBIA? v† X † CΛIN †?? panic?? trauma?? mon amour mon ami?? dreams??? posin'??? sick???? little mistake????? bloom???? life letters???? grrrls???? bye bye?? echo?? all eyes on me??

uhhhhhhhhhh wait i know more i need to remember

cradles??? rpg??? copycat?? happy pills, candle queen, everything black, hip, i'm the man????

seriously why aren't there any??

got an autism win with the p1 doll bc this is both

-the character i hyperfixate on the most

-INCREDIBLY FUCKING SOFT PLUSH

like its a genuine sensory thing now to kinda fondle his trenchcoat a lil and also kinda just squish his head sometimes bc hes so,,,soft

Offering your P1 one of the new Classic Dude plushes. It's a doll of him! :)

he likes it!

The sillies!

Shout out to that one person who really likes angel dude and demon dude

its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

swnd him to myhouse.wad

afraid

Today on clownery from my fraternity: I started “pavlov training” this guy from my frat as a joke but now it’s actually working

Coming to you LIVE from my opulent mansion abode:

The OFFICIAL Dialtown glow in the dark Randy plush + Dialtown enamel pin-set are now available to buy over on their respective Makeship store pages! WOW!!!

So glad y'all finally get to see what these look like, because maaan, I'm really happy with these! First time ever doing enamel pins OR glow in the dark stuff and man, am I hyped! I apologize sincerely to all of your wallets, coin-purses and cash-mattresses for the simultaneous launch, but I couldn't so no to the opportunity to make official Dialtown pins!!! JUST LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT THEEEEM.

Makeship

Randy Jade GITD Plush

Admittedly, Randy hasn't felt all that great since he got pushed into that vat of glowing radioactive sludge. In fairness, taking his date t

Makeship

Dialtown Oliver + Randy Enamel Pin Collection

Woah! Siiick, are those Dialtown pins?! You bet! Sold as an inseparable pair, Dialtown's grooviest fez-owner AND feeblest bandage-owner are

when a ship involves one character being so utterly devoted to the other that its borderline religious????? when the devoted character is written to be seen as a sinner, or damned, or a non believer??? and the other character an angel or god-like???? i simply eat that shit UP how can you not??

fuck off it's not a collar it's to hide my decapitation scar. my head will literally fall off if you take it off it's not a sex thing. the decapitation was a sex thing though yeah.

If anyone wants to ask any of these about our fandudes, please do!

WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS

What’s the lie your character says most often?

How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?

How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?

What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?

Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?

What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?

What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?

How loose is their use of the phrase ‘I love you’?

Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?

What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

When do they fake a smile? How often?

How do they put out a candle?

What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?

What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?

What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?

Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person?

What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?

What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?

What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?

Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?

What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?

How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?

What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?

What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?

How do they respond when someone doesn’t believe them?

When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?

When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?

If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?

How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?

How do they greet someone they like / love?

What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?

What’s a secret they haven’t told serious romantic partners and don’t plan to tell?

What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?

Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?

How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?

What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?

If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?

What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?

What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?

Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?

Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?

Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do?

Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?

What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?

What’s a phrase they say a lot?

Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?

Who would / do they believe without question?

What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?

What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?

If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?

What’s a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?

How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?