Ko-fi Request: "Can You Please Draw Sans Undertale Eating Guacamole? :)"

✨Free to use, no attribution needed repeating star backgrounds!✨

all made by me. i've got a couple more, check reblogs!

via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."

Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.

This is cruel and unusual

It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!

Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting, reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote

You all have one week, let's see how this goes

@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this

Have fun !!

Anyone ever noticed how vaguely off most mideval type pictures are but like

What if they were ALL very accurate and things just looked like this

I'm not even sure if this is even a cat but take it as example

You DO NOT NEED MORE THAN 1-5 spurts of perfume or cologne to just be out and about

DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:

it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

one universe away

THIS I wanted to browse my tags and then suddenly I'm being forced to read a wall of text because someone doesn't use the read more

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

beavis vs the mid life crisis allegations