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I love your vampire tumblr posts, I didn’t even notice I was reading one of your posts at first

But I want to know is it official how many types of creatures have access to VT? and what do the colors of the follow buttons mean anything? (I know red is vampire but I just want clarification if there is any)

thank u!! :]

i think every monster you can think of could hypothetically be on vampire tumblr, but i normally stick to making fake posts with creatures that i know enough about. vampires are my main interest and any creature that i can fit into a storyline with vampires will pop up

and on desktop there’s a theme called vampire which is the one i use, and it causes the follow buttons to be red. in the vampire tumblr universe that’s the default design of the website

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