I'm A Nerd In Real Life, And One Of My Most Shameful Fantasies Is Getting Used By Stereotypical Nerd

Okkk but....calling a priest "father" the first time i fuck him? Seeing his eyes widen as he realizes that turns him on? Delicious.

getting drunk as fuck hehe

Little brothers who insecure about his body and going on a tangent about how disgusting he is, how nobody can be attracted to him bc he’s fat and blah blah blah and big brother who grabs his hand and puts it on his hard cock

“I don’t know little dude, does this feel like you’re ugly? I don’t think so.”

Tried to sleep on the couch last night and couldn't, so I went back to big brother's room,,,

Even at 3 AM, he's pounding energy drinks, eyes glued to his TV screen, jabbing at his controller. A lazy trail of smoke floats up from the empty can he's using as an ashtray. He doesn't even notice me when I come in - not until I crawl up in bed with him like a needy dog, rest my head on his thigh...

"Can I help you, li'l bro?" he asks, not looking away from his game.

"Can't sleep," I mumble into his leg. "I just wanted to be near you..."

"You can be near me somewhere else, y'know," my big brother says with an annoyed sigh. He tries half-heartedly to push me aside, but I won't budge - big bro is mine, after all - and gives up quick. "Whatever, fine, you can stay if you want. Just don't mess up my game, got it?"

I nod against his thigh and lie down properly. Lie among his sheets that smell like him, against his warmth. Let my hand come to rest on his leg... He makes a little noise at that, a sweet one I like. "Hey, c'mon," big bro sighs. "You're distractin' me."

"Oh, noooo...~" I murmur back. He sucks in a little breath as I trace my fingertips along his inner thigh - he's still avoiding eye contact with me, and it's pissing me off. "I'm so sorry... Am I bothering you, big brother~?"

"A lot, actually." He growls it a little, but I can see that little muscle in his cheek twitch - the way it always does when big bro's trying not to smile. Finally - god, finally - he looks down at me, eyes half-glowing in the light of the screen. My stomach knots up tight with excitement. "Tell you what. Let me just finish this round and I'll fuck you to sleep, alright?"

I narrow my eyes a little at him, smile so he knows that's not good enough. "You'll fuck me right here and now, or not at all."

Big bro raises an eyebrow. I can tell he's fighting the urge to either smack me or pin me down - but instead he grabs the controller, throws it across the room, and turns onto all fours like he's about to pounce on me. I squeal with delight and try to roll off the bed, get out of his grasp, but he's so fast, so fucking strong,,, Both arms snake around me, dragging me into the heat of his lap, his hands circling my wrists and pinning them behind my back...

"Lemme go," I laugh, squirming. "Lemme go... C'mon, you're hurting me...~"

"Oh, no, you don't... Don't play innocent now, baby," big bro purrs into my ear. I'm already melting as he slides his free hand down my waist, into my underwear... Past the point of no return, where any good big brother would stop - and yet he keeps going, fingers teasing me open...

"You wanted me?" my big brother whispers, biting my earlobe. "You got me <3"

i love tumblr ill be like 'oh i need to kill myself' and then there will be an older man with big hairy tits and a big hairy tummy on my dash and ill be like 'actually everything is fine'

boys that want to get pounded until their eyes well up with tears and their eyeliner is dripping down their cheeks

Whiney sad pathetic dads

Pathetic dads who thrust sloppily inside their sons talking about “you’re not gonna leave me, right kid?” “It’s you n me forever…” “you’re all I have…you’re the only good thing in my life..” “fuck kiddo, I know I’m a horrible father I’m so sorry..” “you deserve better, baby.” “Just stay still, daddy’s almost done I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry…” “I love you so much please don’t leave me…”

Bonus points if he’s wastedddd

stuff I like that makes me feel masc

im tryna go freak4freak, loser4loser perhaps

i loveeeeee men. shoutout men #man #men #faggot