I Love Tumblr Ill Be Like 'oh I Need To Kill Myself' And Then There Will Be An Older Man With Big Hairy

I want to take a pretty boy camping and show him my favorite hiking trails and roast hotdogs and smores at night and play wrestle in the dirt with him.

I want to share a tent with him and accidentally forget the other sleeping bag at home so now we have to share. and ofc it’s cold out so maybe we have to cuddle a little bit too. Oh and accidentally wrap my arms around his waist and pull his leg over my body. And maybe we makeout a little but it’s just the heat of the moment right?

fun fact about me is that i don’t actually want bottom surgery because i love being a faggot with a tdick and a cunt

okay but forcemasc AND dumbification in one??

you're no longer that intelligent girl, now you're just a dumb man, so turn your brain off and think with your dick like a real man, would you? yeah, spread your legs, just like that... wait, are you manspreading or just begging to get your dick wet? you really are just a dumb man after all.

this looks super cute, so i made a Please Praise Me!

send me things pleaseeee

reblog if you’re pro-plushie humping <3 ignore if you’re normal :)

i love being a weird perverted transgender dogboy who’s basically trained to get hard every time i hit a dab pen

“I’m sorry. You just feel so good. Fuck. My cock fits perfectly inside you. Oh, god- I can’t stop. I can’t stop. Fuck. I need to fill you up. I’m gonna fill you up. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m- ”

lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

before we start, you should know that if i'm making boys then i'm making good boys. none of this incel bullshit, i will not raise a misogynist. just because i'm subjecting you to brainmelting sci fi technology doesn't mean we can forget about feminism. look at me when i'm talking to you young man

i'm a nerd in real life, and one of my most shameful fantasies is getting used by stereotypical Nerd Types. looking a little too stupid and feminine at a comic shop and finding myself getting gagged on some nerd's dick over a pedantic knowledge test. joining a dnd table of all men not expecting anything to happen only for them to slowly plan their gangrape of me over a number of sessions. attending a video game competition and ending up drinking some neets piss before he cums on my face. supporting a friend at a card tournament and getting whisked away to huff and lick sweaty nerd asshole for hours. making friends with someone over a shared action figure hobby only for him to rape his own virginity away the first time i'm alone with him. i could go on and on and on