100% Agree

Why does Jack black look like he just received a word he doesn’t know for a spelling bee

Additional context: the account evil wizard was active before the original post was made. The nonspecific reference to an evil wizard was able to summon tumblr user evilwizard from amidst the chaotic flotsam and release them from prison like Michelangelo’s sculptures.

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

Artists who doodle on schoolwork and post the artwork with the actual words visible are the backbone of society

jesus was really just like "are you fucking stupid"

i think that cis men should be able to get a free trial of estrogen. but it’s one of those things where it’s really hard to actually end the subscription. so they end up with a bunch of extra estrogen. and they don’t just wanna waste it all…

Oro: The best part of an oreo is the black cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Sheo: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Oro: Yo Socrates, calm down. It’s a fucking cookie.

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

we all need to start appreciating peridot stevenuniverse more for what she did for us. it would be easier to say what she DIDN'T do honestly. she's autistic. she's silly. she's sad and little. she's an overworked i. t. guy. she's a saturday morning cartoon villain. she's aroace. she's gay. she yelled at her boss and immediately had a mental breakdown. she's both a victim of and perpetuates the oppressive society she was raised in. she has to unlearn her conceptions of other people's worth and her own worth so she stops hurting other people and hurting herself. she achieves this in part through robot fights. she's hyperfixated on a canadian soap opera. she draws shipping charts. she's nonbinary. she can never go home again. she doesn't want to go home again. she went from believing literally anything was a weapon that could be used to harm her to farming and making art and music with her best friend in a barn. she's like 3 feet tall. she has a twitter account where she talks in all caps constantly. she's green and her hair is a triangle literally what can't she do.

I want one that says “kissing girls” on the other side. I could flip it like a closed/open sign on a store.

IT ARRIVED BEST 20 DOLLARS I EVER SPENT