ganiedethewitch

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I don't want to "go on dating apps" or "play the feild" I want to do what my hero dan howell did and have the first and only person I date be my soul mate, only date that one person for the rest of my life, and then proceed to make it everyone else's problem is that to much to ask?

A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time

please know I take my job very seriously. Anyway i made a phulletin board

You've really got to be an experienced improvisor to feel no shame or hesitation to imitate a nymph sex scene in front of your closest friends and hundreds of strangers

when I saw this I made a sound similar to sam when the others started singing 'it's raining men' at him

context: @you-know-cchio was one of the first sfth blogs I followed so this feels very surreal rn lol

hey yall check out this screengrab I got from accidentally pausing today's scene flurry

as a non-british sfth watcher, my understanding is they're basically plays written by students/first time writers that are trying to be deep/edgy but usually miss the mark and are instead unintentionally very funny

Sometimes I wonder how many non-British SFTH watchers have a just-off-the-mark perception of what GCSEs actually are thanks to the GCSE drama genre

UPDATE:

they're home and I love them

I LOVE LIFE

oh my fuckin god Adam's drones shot op

okay, wait, no. I just realized, langa and reki didn't really need to piggyback each other to the store. like, miya and koyomi didn't accompany them to make sure they served their punishment for losing. they could've just. walked normally and say they did it. BUT NO. they fucking do carry each other to the store. why? well, because they're ga-

I'm about to be so annoying

Guess who is back

I feel like the world would be a better place if everyone was just, like, 20% more scared of driving/cars in general

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this

if mania has no lovers I'm dead

mania haters are so bizarre to me like. you were too good to be true, gold plated. i am a collapsing star with tunnel vision but only for you. realised i can’t not be with you or be just your friend i love you to death but i just can’t pretend we were lovers first confidants but never friends, were we ever friends? i became such a strange shape from trying to fit in. the things you do in the name of what you love. i got dreams of my own but i want to make yours come true. i’m just young enough to still believe but young enough not to know what to believe in. you say please don’t ever change but you don’t like me the way i am. there are no atheists in foxholes. we’ve gone way too fast for way too long and we were never supposed to make it half this far. i got a feeling inside that i can’t domesticate, it doesn’t want to live in a cage, a feeling that i can’t housebreak. i’m yours until the earth starts to crumble and the heavens roll away i’m struggling to exist with you and without you. THESE ARE THE LAST BLUES WE’RE EVER GONNA HAVE LET’S SEE HOW DEEP WE GET! ARE YOU HEARING THEM!!!!!!

gonna start saying this on the reg

I was watching the new smosh games vid and they did the reoccurring bit of "cut that" and I had a genuine thought of "lmao poor angela (bcs it's always angela) theyre probably not gonna" before a few seconds later realizing and going "wait..."

yeah no, cool cool yeah, awesome, amazing even...

More GIFs because Luke and Tom's chemistry in this was something else

HANDS!!

"PAUSE!!" Bonus:

what can i say, i was charmed by the lovely drawings and giant tardigrades

the WondLa trilogy by Tony DiTerlizzi is absolutely my autism hyperfixation and if everyone does not read it right now i’m going to freak out

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

guys the universe is good I can finally access the site I use for watching movies which means I can also finally watch my favorite obscure movie (dare I say favorite movie of all time) bcs the only other way of accessing it would be by buying it on YouTube and there's no way I'm doing that

I want the people who follow me but dont know sfth to know that this is not out of context, that there was no context to this, and Tom just decided to start singing and the others joined it

this has been looping in my head all day

you'll be vibing, in a good place mentally and then a friend will do or say something and then suddenly you're 11 years old again and you're wondering why your friend didn't invite you to her birthday party and you're crying to your mom wondering why none of you're friends seem to like you very much and you pray that you could be different (i.e. normal) but the night just greets you with like your friend, with silence

youve heard of the 'shopping cart theory' now get ready for the 'laundry mat dryer theory' because there is no reason why dryers should be finished for 40 minutes and you still havent picked up youre damn clothes. 5-10 minutes is acceptable but 40! my clothes are already moldy

welcome to part 2 of making my friend make me rainbow loom merch for the random British men I'm obsessed with

once again thank you @fuckyeah-dragrace for making me another niche bracelet, and taking my crazy specific requests for it

how famous do i have to get to be able to do a photoshoot recreating all of these photos

muppet profiles

the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3

please I just want my childhood heroes back pleeeeeeeeeeeese

“they don’t do muppet movies anymore bc they’re not popular enough to be profitable—“ america loves the muppets!!!!! they’re our lil darlings!!!!!!!! stop pretending no one knows them anymore and start actually letting them be our felted celebrities again!! put miss piggy back on cooking shows / a special w martha stewart. have a talk show host interview kermit like joan rivers did. adapt a popular literary classic w the muppets and one (1) main human. let them make cameos. start acting like they’re REAL again bc in our hearts they ARE

I think it's the implication of a healthy adult relationship that appeals to many

i never understood bagginshield when i was a teen, why would you pair the hot broody guy with the hobbit?? but then i entered my 20s and rewatched the movies and oh my god. i saw the vision. i get it now.

I promised to get you more bands for your birthday! but I'm very excited for my next niche meme bracelet it's gonna be awesome

you know you have good personal branding when you ask your friend to make you a bracelet and they of their own volition decided to make this.

thank you for the phracelet @fuckyeah-dragrace , I can't wait to wear it in the wild

you know you have good personal branding when you ask your friend to make you a bracelet and they of their own volition decided to make this.

thank you for the phracelet @fuckyeah-dragrace , I can't wait to wear it in the wild

in the words of a very wise person "why would i bother reading something that you couldn't bother to write"

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

the temptation to do this despite class literally being canceled bcs of the cold is too great

maybe if you bundled yourself up and went for a walk out in the cold then came back inside with rosy cheeks and cool skin and warmed yourself up with a nice warm cup of herbal tea with honey maybe then you'd calm down

omg dads came back with the philk

WHAT DAN AND PHIL TEXT EACH OTHER 5