Latest Posts by ganiedethewitch - Page 2

thought about dressing up for "Clarissa's DIY wedding" but realized the stained p.e shirt from middle school and neon pink basketball shorts are exactly the vibe I go for in most DIY projects so I'm just committed to the bit

modern day Arthur Conan Doyle

how'd these guys keep getting into my bedroom?

oh boy it sure is a mighty fine day to be sellin’ a whole truck-load of gas-o-line

sometimes on the path to what we think we need we find what was really missing all along

my beautiful sons are coming home

I LOVE LIFE

the thought of this alone is sending me in into psychological distress

hozier covering misty mountains when

yall I got fire web creation and disease inducement. I am a god of destruction.

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

when will my gay dads return from the war

everyday i wake up expecting wdapteo in my notifs and everyday im HUMILIATED

if you had told me about 6 months ago that I would be currently obsessed with an improv comedy group consisting of four white British men to the point where I am learning more about improv comedy to better understand just how good they are I would've probably said "yeah that makes sense"

big day for shoot from the hip fans

my new years resolution is to create a "Doctor" list where if you're on it you can only refer to me at Doctor once I get my Psy.D. Currently the only person on this list is my mom's boyfriend because, according to him, "non-medical" doctorates dont count, and he won't call anyone without a medical degree "Doctor". He'll be in for a rude awakening soon

agree with all of these but I think Ganiede would be a pretty cool name

My apologies to people named Gareth.

honestly same

omg sorry for reblogging that ai art of that grasshopper i did not know it was ai and i don't fuck with that shit. i was like half asleep and forgot to look closely at it i just saw big grasshopper and clicked reblog

first recorded instance in history of celebrities being equally parasocial to their fanbase

I still don't understand why some people think that Dan and Phil dislike large swathes of the phandom. They know we're crazy! It's one of the reasons they love us so much! We submitted them to an RPF tournament 114 times and printed out a screenshot of the final poll and sent it in as a fucking preshow question and they reblogged the poll to help us win. They printed us sweatshirts saying legalize catboys and we wore them in public and then, on twitter, we found the normal people who posted about seeing us. We raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity and in return they gave each other eyebrow slits live on camera because they know we love to see them embrace edgier looks and touch each other. We told them that they raised us and instead of saying "no we didn't who are you" they apologized for being bad parents and sold us a hat that said "Dan and Phil are my dads." They turned Dan into a golden pig; no one even asked for that! In any way! They just did that! For the memes and the Dragon City sponsorship money! Someone made a post nine years ago about Dan and Phil kissing onstage at a combined MCR/FOB/panic concert and we kept passing that post around and referencing it for nine years, and when they realized MCR and FOB were performing together for the first time in more than a decade, they decided to reenact the post and put it on instagram, tumblr, twitter, and tiktok. We said their Sims 4 outfits were ugly, they made an entire apology video. We shipped them together, they said surprise! Our show is the matchmaking event of the century. They named their show tit. THEY NAMED THEIR SHOW TIT. We're crazy. They're crazy. Together, we've created one of the most unhinged fanbases on the internet. We matched each other's phreak and I think there's something pheautiful about that.

in my mind he's in witness protection

You know when a fandom just straight up ignores a character’s death so in every fic that character is alive?

I was literally reading The Return of King and thought “is still Thorin the king of Erebor?” and found it weird that it was not mentioned in the books- it took me several minutes to actually remember the ending of The Hobbit because I was too busy trying to remember if Fili’s coronation was mentioned anywhere… am I going insane

so I just watched "it's a wonderful life" (1946) for the first time and my god there is a reason this movie is a classic. genuinely crying in the club right now. I want to force everyone I know to watch this movie. I will never shut up about this for as long as I live.

just watched the last episode of Merlin so now I'm rereading No Matter How Far Away You Roam by lady_ragnell to hopefully feel okay again. I love holiday traditions

yadda yadda objects in motion yadda yadda yadda

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

first time I've ever seen someone reference ganieda/ganiede and am genuinely shaking in my boots about it

Forever wishing there would have been a seasonal gimmick where someone from Merlin’s past comes to Camelot and spills some tea.

Like, just some rando comes by and drops the wildest lore that not even the audience knows to the knights super casually and leaves.

I.e.

Will (if he had lived): I’m glad Merlin found a place here. I thought for sure he’d end up banished again (: Arthur: He got banished from Ealdor? Will: What? No. Camelot wasn't Hunith’s first choice. Merlin just kept pissing people off in other kingdoms so she had to send him to Gaius because nobody else had a chance of controlling him. Arthur: Are you-? Actually, no. This tracks.

Or

Random Girl: Hi, I'm looking for my brother? He lives in the palace, I think. Elyan: And who might your brother be? Random Girl: Oh, sorry. I'm Ganieda! Merlin's sister. Gwaine: No fucking way

I'm just saying, there is no way Merlin stayed out of trouble his entire childhood. Consider:

Some Guy: Is Merlin here? Leon: You're not related to him, are you? Some Guy: No, I cannot say I am. Years ago we had a brief tryst while on an adventure together before parting ways. I heard he was in Camelot so I thought- Arthur: He's not here. Some Guy: Oh, but- Arthur: He actually died yesterday and, completely unrelated, I'm going to have to banish you. Goodbye. Don't return.

in light of recent events I wanted to come clean and come out with my truth. I am in fact a Santa truther and will not be taking arguments at this time.

guys help every time someone mentions merlin everyone else is thinking of an old man with a beard while I'm thinking of a twink

BBC Merlin has ruined the Arthurian legends for me. Every time I hear King Arthur and Merlin I will automatically picture Bradley James and Colin Morgan.

me I fear

Being a grown man phannie is so funny like it’s one thing to get home from high school and binge dan and phil videos but I am a literal therapist mass reblogging dnp posts in my office between clients. Terrible influence indeed

genuinely loosing my mind I can't believe they announced it like THIS

genuinely what the fuck is wrong with them

I will be telling my children and grandchildren about this saga I stg

i don’t really know how to edit videos but i have adobe premiere and a dream. @rpftourney thank you for your service it’s been real

the energy of this art... effervescent

Αrt by Lily Seika Jones

bold of you to post this a wall away from me. I will make you go to bed don't test me

god why do finals suck ass. essay after essay after timed exam essay after essay after exam. in four days. dont be a history major kids, it isnt worth it /j

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year