Matthias: When I First Met You, I Did Not Like You.

me: *constantly makes gay jokes in front of family, wears rainbow pin and stickers, talks about gay celebrities and tv shows*

family: are you gay?

me:

Can we talk about the dedication in Aurora Rising by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff? It’s giving me all the feels 😭

Draco: I truly believe water solves all of our problems.

Draco: Dehydrated? Drink some water

Draco: Want clear skin? Drink some more water

Draco: Need to rid yourself of an enemy? Drown them

Harry: .......

Draco: *Eye brow raise* Am I wrong?

Harry: Only morally

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Fin: Guys, I think it’s time I tell everyone that…I’m bisexual. I just hope everyone is okay with it.

Squad 312: That’s fine-

Fin: Haha just kidding I don’t care what you fuckers think.

Has anyone done this yet?

Idk what I’m supposed to title this.

I just found this and thought it was cool

Alec: Jace is late.

Clary: How? I had Luke call him at 8 this morning and pretend it was 11.

Isabelle: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we’re starting at 9 instead of noon.

Simon: I set all of his watches and our clocks to say PM when it was really AM.

Alec: Uh, shit. Guys, I think we may have overdone it.

Jace, bursting into the room: WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT?

happy birthday nico ♪♥