Alec: Jace Is Late.

James Corden and Jimmy Fallon: We’re having a baby. 

Jimin: Oh, okay, that’s gr-

James *slamming down a pad of adoption papers*: It’s you. Sign here. 

Me: I ship it 

Person: -but they’re not gay 

Me:

One side of my brain: This couple could have different sexual and romantic interests in genders, so we should analyze the possible interests of each of them. We need diversity, so we can’t just label them senselessl-

The other side: They gay

monbebe: im cold

carat: here, take my jacket!

army: hey, im cold too

exol: well damn army, i cant control the weather.

minho: describe yourself in one word

jisung, not looking up from his phone: yours

minho, tearing up: disgusting

minho: say it again

happy birthday nico ♪♥

Hoseok: Morning, Yoongi. What are you drinking?

Yoongi: Water.

Hoseok: Really? It doesn't smell like water.

Yoongi: It's... imported water.

Hoseok: Uh-huh. Imported from where?

Yoongi: ...Russia

Hoseok: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning??

Yoongi: It's nine-thirty.

Kai: I am such an idiot.

Adam: …

Adam: …

Adam: If you’re waiting for me to disagree, you’re going to be waiting a while.

Nina: And now for a gay update with Wylan.

Wylan: Getting gayer.

Nina: Thank you, Wylan.