Changbin: Are you wearing makeup? Where’d your freckles go?
Felix: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade.
Changbin: I see...
— later —
Changbin: [beating the snow with a shovel while angry mumbling] Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch.
They in luv :3
bakusquad apocalypse au part 2!!! :D
Me: “Yeah, my girlfriend—“
Them: “Wait. Your girlfriend? Like boyfriend but a girl?”
Me:
This is so hecking cute
First pic by cheese3d
Adam: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Kai: What?
Adam: I said: if you died, I wouldn’t miss you.
(Kiri was born in an egg and doesn’t really know how humans work)
James Corden and Jimmy Fallon: We’re having a baby.
Jimin: Oh, okay, that’s gr-
James *slamming down a pad of adoption papers*: It’s you. Sign here.
Me: I ship it
Person: -but they’re not gay
Me: