I’m Not Complaining

Jungkook: Hyung, you deserve an award for putting up with us

Namjoon: No, my members are my award. I don't need anything else

....

Mark: You deserve an award for dealing with us

Taeyong, visibly distressed: Can my award be the dreamies NOT SETTING THE DORM ON FIRE. JISUNG! STOP!

Do you want some fries? 🖤

“🙂”

i love this emoji. is it happy? is it lowkey pissed? is it planning to kill you? is it tired of your shit? you never know..

teacher: most kings in the past were bi

me, internally: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it

me: same

Son: Mom, Dad.. I’m gay.

Mom: *staring at dad*

Dad: *clenches fists*

Mom: … dont do it

Dad: *sweats profusely*

Mom:

Son:

Dad: hI gAy I’m dAD!!

The seven as Jokes I’ve made about my sexuality

Percy: I am a form of farewell… A good bi  

Jason: what kind of glasses do I wear? Bi-focals 

Leo: If I was a mode of transportation I would be a Bi-cycle  

Frank: If I was a snake I would be a Bithon 

Piper: you should be scared of me I’ll steal your man then seduce you 

Annabeth: when I’m cold I become like an atom, I have Bi-layers 

Hazel: i made a graph about men and women a ven-bi-agram if you will 

Felix: Ow! My armkle!

Minho: Your what?

Chan, sighing: His wrist.

One colour!