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hello aurora cycle fandom

Gina Carano did not get fired from The Mandalorian for being transphobic.

She got fired for being Anti-Semitic.

Her being transphobic is not at all okay either,

But anti semitism is not talked about enough.

She basically just compared Holocaust victims to having different political opinions.

I’m Jewish. I really don’t like when someone compares the genocide of 6 million of my people to having a different political opinion! Do you realize how fucked up that is?!

Reblog this. Don’t just like this post. People need to know this. People need to start taking anti semitism more seriously.

Don’t you dare just like this post!

REBLOG IT

Seungcheol: You gotta be dunkin my donuts.

Jisoo: You gotta be huttin' my pizza.

Chan: You gotta be mackin' my donalds, man.

Wonwoo: You're really innin' my outs here, buddy.

Jeonghan: You're fivein' my guys.

Seungkwan: Ya whitin' my castle. Ya dairyin' my queen.

Mingyu: Ya steakin' my shake.

Seokmin: But are you belling my taco?

Junhui: You're expressing my panda.

Minghao: You're starring my bucks here, bud.

Jihoon: You're really krispin' my kremes, dude.

Soonyoung: You're really carling my junior here, bucko.

Hansol: Wendy's.

You know, if you think about it, lollipops are essentially just flavored spit.

My nails on any metalic surface or anything i hold that vibrates

ppl w adhd and autism reblog and add what texture is so awful it haunts your dreams its okay if its incredibly specific ill go first: scratching my nails on a car

I updated the Love situation in Shadowhunters

Look

If these two idiots could switch pronouns that quickly when they realized that Zam was a woman, then SO CAN YOU.

monbebe: im cold

carat: here, take my jacket!

army: hey, im cold too

exol: well damn army, i cant control the weather.

Reblog if you’re stanning more than one kpop group and don’t see the point of all the fandom wars

Jungkook: Hyung, you deserve an award for putting up with us

Namjoon: No, my members are my award. I don't need anything else

....

Mark: You deserve an award for dealing with us

Taeyong, visibly distressed: Can my award be the dreamies NOT SETTING THE DORM ON FIRE. JISUNG! STOP!

Young K: Wow! Watching 4 kids is hard!

Jinyoung: Ah! 4? Try 6!

Hongjoong: 6!? 6!? Get outta here. What about 7!

Chan: Losers! I have 8! EIGHT!

Coups: I have 12! You guys be grateful!

Taeyong: I HAVEN'T EVEN MET ALL MY KIDS YET! *slamming table* I. Keep. Getting. More. *looks*

Edit: I had to change San to Hongjoong because I got so many hate comments...

[Kpop leaders pt.3]

*Jaebum, Shownu, Hongjoong, Taeyong and Chan taking a tour to the BTS dorm*

Namjoon, hesitating to open the dorm door: Uh—I left them sleeping…

*the door opens to reveal Jimin screaming at the top of his lungs, Hoseok desperately covering his ears, Taehyung pulling on Jimin’s ear and demanding cookies, Jungkook passed out on the floor, Jin holding a hand mirror for himself and Suga watching a drama in the background*

Namjoon:

*Namjoon, turning around and slowly closing the door*

Namjoon: On second thought, let’s have a tour of the elevators

You ever stub your toe on something and you get really mad so you kick that something, and it really doesn’t do anything except make your toe hurt more yet the act of kicking it brings a certain sense of satisfaction so you kick is as hard as humanly possible and the harder you kick it the better the feeling? 

Didn’t Jungkook peel a pineapple with his bare hands though?

[Kpop Maknaes]

*Everyone sitting at a meeting table*

Jungkook, clapping his hands: The first maknae meeting has commenced. Let’s have personal introductions.

I.N: I'm–…gold I.N

Jisung: I’m Pwark Jisung

*the pen in his hands falls and drops to the floor*

*Jisung awkwardly scratching his neck*

Jungkook, looking at the last one: What about you?

Jongho, holding an apple in his hands with a wide eyed stare: *breaks apple in half*

Jungkook, clearly disturbed: uh– first reminder, not to get on Jongho’s bad side.

for @bunny-minsungie

Jisung: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?

Felix: Yellow.

Jisung: The correct answer is packing peanuts.

Felix: Oh I see, because you carry the two and–

Seungmin: What is wrong with you people?

minho: describe yourself in one word

jisung, not looking up from his phone: yours

minho, tearing up: disgusting

minho: say it again

Felix: When I get murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.

Minho: What?

Felix: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Minho: Let's go back to the 'when I get murdered' part.

Chan, a trainee: *praying* hey it's me again. I need a friend here. I need someone who understands me, possibly speaks english? Someone cool tho, please? It's all I ask for. I just want a sweet, english speaking friend. Please...

Felix, walking into JYPE: 🤟😉YOOO G'DAY MATE🤪😎IM FELIX😛🤣AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE🇦🇺🇦🇺😱OI OI OI🇦🇺👌LEZ GEDDIT🤩😏MY BROS😍😅

That's my daddy everyone

Minsung on a first date

Jisung: so what's your fav colour?

Minho, unimpressed: srsly? Don't ask me dumb questions

Jisung: How is fomic acid prepared in a lab? Give me the chemical reaction for it.

Minho:

Minho: Pink. My fav colour is pink-

Changbin: Are you wearing makeup? Where’d your freckles go?

Felix: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade.

Changbin: I see...

— later —

Changbin: [beating the snow with a shovel while angry mumbling] Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch.

Young K: Wow! Watching 4 kids is hard!

Jinyoung: Ah! 4? Try 6!

Hongjoong: 6!? 6!? Get outta here. What about 7!

Chan: Losers! I have 8! EIGHT!

Coups: I have 12! You guys be grateful!

Taeyong: I HAVEN'T EVEN MET ALL MY KIDS YET! *slamming table* I. Keep. Getting. More. *looks*

Edit: I had to change San to Hongjoong because I got so many hate comments...

yoongi: i don't have a resting bitch face. my bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant.

yoongi: my bitch face will rest when its work is done.

Felix: Ow! My armkle!

Minho: Your what?

Chan, sighing: His wrist.

Chan: What do you guys want?

Jisung: McDonald’s.

Felix: Wendy’s.

Changbin: Mexican?

Hyunjin: Chinese.

Minho: Death.

Hoseok: Morning, Yoongi. What are you drinking?

Yoongi: Water.

Hoseok: Really? It doesn't smell like water.

Yoongi: It's... imported water.

Hoseok: Uh-huh. Imported from where?

Yoongi: ...Russia

Hoseok: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning??

Yoongi: It's nine-thirty.

James Corden and Jimmy Fallon: We’re having a baby. 

Jimin: Oh, okay, that’s gr-

James *slamming down a pad of adoption papers*: It’s you. Sign here. 

Draco: I truly believe water solves all of our problems.

Draco: Dehydrated? Drink some water

Draco: Want clear skin? Drink some more water

Draco: Need to rid yourself of an enemy? Drown them

Harry: .......

Draco: *Eye brow raise* Am I wrong?

Harry: Only morally

Finnian - AN ICON

Finn is just the embodiment of gen z culture. Too bisexual to function. A literal sarcastic fuckin mess. A bit too self-destructive to be safe, self-deprecating humour that makes others wince. Uses humour as a defense mechanism to cope with life. Is scared of being alone but won’t admit it. Finnian is bitches, bitches is me. I am Finnian