ghostking140 - Be Gay, Do Crime
Be Gay, Do Crime

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5 years ago

me: *constantly makes gay jokes in front of family, wears rainbow pin and stickers, talks about gay celebrities and tv shows*

family: are you gay?

me:

Me: *constantly Makes Gay Jokes In Front Of Family, Wears Rainbow Pin And Stickers, Talks About Gay Celebrities
5 years ago

You know that moment when someone’s giving you strong af gay vibes, but they really are straight and you’re just like

You Know That Moment When Someone’s Giving You Strong Af Gay Vibes, But They Really Are Straight And
5 years ago

Son: Mom, Dad.. I’m gay.

Mom: *staring at dad*

Dad: *clenches fists*

Mom: … dont do it

Dad: *sweats profusely*

Mom:

Son:

Dad: hI gAy I’m dAD!!

5 years ago

Me: “Yeah, my girlfriend—“

Them: “Wait. Your girlfriend? Like boyfriend but a girl?”

Me:

Me: “Yeah, My Girlfriend—“
5 years ago

The seven as Jokes I’ve made about my sexuality

Percy: I am a form of farewell… A good bi  

Jason: what kind of glasses do I wear? Bi-focals 

Leo: If I was a mode of transportation I would be a Bi-cycle  

Frank: If I was a snake I would be a Bithon 

Piper: you should be scared of me I’ll steal your man then seduce you 

Annabeth: when I’m cold I become like an atom, I have Bi-layers 

Hazel: i made a graph about men and women a ven-bi-agram if you will 

5 years ago
“It’s August 18,“ She Said. ”Your Birthday, Right?“
“It’s August 18,“ She Said. ”Your Birthday, Right?“
“It’s August 18,“ She Said. ”Your Birthday, Right?“

“It’s August 18,“ she said. ”Your birthday, right?“

↳  happy 25th birthday, percy jackson! you’re forever 17 in our hearts!

art: x . x . x

5 years ago
Mood Pride

mood pride

5 years ago
How I Imagine Simon And Baz:

How I imagine Simon and Baz:

Simon would have very soft features. He’d be my lil smol bean, smiley boy.

Baz would have sharper features and look dead inside (I guess he is ahahahahimnotfunnyahah). But he’s still DROP DEAD GORGEOUS😁

~

this isn’t my art-credits to the owner

5 years ago
I Present To You A Collection Of Memes In Hopes That It Might Help You Through The Confusing Times On
I Present To You A Collection Of Memes In Hopes That It Might Help You Through The Confusing Times On
I Present To You A Collection Of Memes In Hopes That It Might Help You Through The Confusing Times On

i present to you a collection of memes in hopes that it might help you through the confusing times on this here site tumblr dot com

5 years ago
Made A Frog With The Bi Flag Colors!! 

made A Frog with the bi flag colors!! 

since everybody seemed to like this lil guy and since frogs are awesome i wanted to do another pride frögé :3

5 years ago
YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 
YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 
YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 
YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 
YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 
YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

5 years ago

teacher: most kings in the past were bi

me, internally: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it

me: same

5 years ago

My mom, a homophobic asshole: Did you know that your hairstyle is generally worn by those in the evil evil lgbt+ community

Me, a closeted Gay:

My Mom, A Homophobic Asshole: Did You Know That Your Hairstyle Is Generally Worn By Those In The Evil
5 years ago
This Edit I Made Perfectly Descibes My Status Rn.

This edit I made perfectly descibes my status rn.

The purple in the background stands for #BisexualPride

5 years ago
Girls UwU

Girls UwU

5 years ago
Sleepy

sleepy

5 years ago

One pu-erh tea please! Can never have too many of those.

[Spill the tea, sis] 

Pu-erh tea: What is a book you can recommend to others?

One?

Just one?

How about two?

Once & Future by Amy Rose Capetta and Cori McCarthy

I finished this one yesterday and had a great time reading it. Do you like space and sword fights? How about King Arthur? How about a lady King Arthur who kicks a whole lotta ass? 

This YA adventure novel is about Ari, the 42nd incarnation of King Arthur, and her quest to take down the evil Mercer Company. Merlin is stuck as a teenager, Morgana is stuck as a ghost, and Ari is stuck fixing the universe’s mess. It’s got amazing queer POC rep, shenanigans, a whole planet that’s a Renaissance Faire, prison breaks, intergalactic conflict, and the wlw characters don’t die! Ari has two moms! Lam is genderfluid! Merlin is gay! Ari is a lesbian (with a sword)! Jordan is ace! And this story is so fun!

And the authors just got engaged!

The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue and it’s sequel The Lady’s Guide to Petticoats and Piracy by Mackenzi Lee

I LOVE THESE BOOKS. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. The voice is spectacular, the characters are such incredibly lovable disasters, and the adventure is so much goddamn fun. This was the most fun I’ve ever had reading a book.

Gentleman’s Guide is about Monty, a rich pretty boy bisexual disaster, Percy, his best friend in the whole world, and Felicity, Monty’s super nerdy younger sister who wants to study medicine, going on the Grand Tour of Europe, which is what young people used to do in the 1700s to get all the partying out of their system before they had to be productive members of society. 

Monty is in love with his best friend Percy. Monty is also a huge mess. Percy is the sweetest cinnamon roll. Felicity is so done with her brother’s nonsense. And then Monty yoinks something that sends them all on a wild adventure around the Continent. Please read this book. You will not regret it.

The sequel is about Felicity’s own adventures after the events of Gentleman’s Guide and is an amazing girl gang romp through the high seas. Also Felicity is ace and I love her so much. And there’s a big cuddly dog. [And a novella coming out in November I am so excited you have no idea.]

5 years ago
WHY SHOULD YOU READ THIS BOOK?
WHY SHOULD YOU READ THIS BOOK?

WHY SHOULD YOU READ THIS BOOK?

GENDERBENT QUEER KING ARTHUR. IN SPACE.

No, really, Arthur #42 is an Arabic immigrant named Ari on the run from the corporation that pretty much runs the galaxy. She’s also pansexual.

Merlin, who has aged backwards and is now 17, is gay. (Yes, he totally had a thing for one of the previous Arthurs and finds love again this time with one of the crew)

RENFAIRE PLANET. Yes, tacky cheesy renaissance festival themed planet.

With the most badass bisexual queen, Gwen.

Absolutely the most amazingly diverse queer cast. Srsly, of the main crew, there is only one cishet character in the main cast. ONE.

There’s an AroAce knight, a demigender knight and a non-binary knight (who’s pretty much considered the hottest of the crew)

SWORD WIELDING LADIES KICKING ASS. 

it’s a perfect cocktail of Arthurian lore and space opera

DRAGONS

I cannot say much about Morgana without spoilers, but I absolutely love the angle they went with her character.

READ IT NOW. Second book comes out in 2020!

5 years ago
The Greyhound Is The Fastest Dog Breed In The World. Because Of Their Incredible Speed, They Are Used
The Greyhound Is The Fastest Dog Breed In The World. Because Of Their Incredible Speed, They Are Used
The Greyhound Is The Fastest Dog Breed In The World. Because Of Their Incredible Speed, They Are Used
The Greyhound Is The Fastest Dog Breed In The World. Because Of Their Incredible Speed, They Are Used

The greyhound is the fastest dog breed in the world. Because of their incredible speed, they are used for human entertainment. Their life revolves around their cage, the training track and the racetrack. When the greyhounds can no longer perform to standard, they are often abandoned and, in some case, killed. Some rescue organizations save those racing dogs to give them a new life.

I made this comic for a comic contest and, as the owner of a beautiful retired racing dog, I think these types of stories should be shared. I loved making this art piece!

5 years ago
This Took Me So Long But I’m Quite Proud Of It :D

this took me so long but i’m quite proud of it :D

~click for quality~

5 years ago

fiona: baz won’t come out of his room

simon: just tell him i said something

fiona: like what?

simon: anything factually incorrect

baz, appearing moments later: i’m sorry, did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet-

5 years ago
Group Hugs And Lots Of Love ♥ Can´t Wait For Wayward Son And All The Roadtrips!
Group Hugs And Lots Of Love ♥ Can´t Wait For Wayward Son And All The Roadtrips!

group hugs and lots of love ♥ can´t wait for wayward son and all the roadtrips!

5 years ago
“im Trying To Be Efficient” Is Still Baz’s Funniest Most Underrated Line

“im trying to be efficient” is still Baz’s funniest most underrated line

5 years ago
True Erasermic Dynamic Is Both Of Them Accepting Theyre Dead Inside
True Erasermic Dynamic Is Both Of Them Accepting Theyre Dead Inside
True Erasermic Dynamic Is Both Of Them Accepting Theyre Dead Inside
True Erasermic Dynamic Is Both Of Them Accepting Theyre Dead Inside

true erasermic dynamic is both of them accepting theyre dead inside

5 years ago
Same School Au - Love Letters

same school au - love letters

5 years ago

I finally found part of Bakugou, Kaminari, and Kirishima’s trio part in Ultra Stage!

I Finally Found Part Of Bakugou, Kaminari, And Kirishima’s Trio Part In Ultra Stage!

It’s super quick, but you can see it in this video here, it does an awesome job showcasing all of the characters in the show!!

5 years ago
I Also Did Some Kirishima Colorings!!
I Also Did Some Kirishima Colorings!!
I Also Did Some Kirishima Colorings!!
I Also Did Some Kirishima Colorings!!
I Also Did Some Kirishima Colorings!!

i also did some kirishima colorings!!

pls do NOT repost without credit!! i also would appreciate if you let me know before you repost <3

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