Im So Nosey Im Like Ohhh You're Jerking Off ? Can I See Can I See Can I See Can I See Can I See Can I

drinking is about getting a little silly. it’s also about getting that primal feeling deep in your pelvis that you need to be fucked or you’re gonna die

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

step 1: get sexy

step 2: let no one hit

someone made an utterly enormous archive of seemingly all of the official and fanmade ruby gloom things that they know of: official websites, flashes, fanarts, ytpmvs, obscure statements from the creators and cast members

https://goteamslugs.blogspot.com/2023/07/ruby-gloom-archive.html

look at itttttt omfg

simon who's been in the military so long that sometimes he can't function without someone giving him instruction.

simon who will come to you at all hours of the day, just staring at you in hopes you give him a task to do.

"Simon can you grab-" he's already getting up

"Simon can you cook that chicken in the f-" he's already putting on an apron

"Simon can-" yes. he will. he can and he must. its compulsory at this point.

doesn't need or ask for praise when he completes the task at hand, but will be over the MOON if you do. even a simple "thanks, Si," gets him wagging his tail.

god if i dont get dicked down and used soon im gonna lose my mind i feel like im in heat

do you want to hunt me for sport later

post nut clarity hitting me like a metal bat being swung at a electric fence