I’m Not Just A Good Pair Of Tits. I’m Also Incredibly Annoying

Referring to short guys as bite sized because of their height but also because I’m going to sink my teeth into them the first chance I get

how high is your pain tolerance? (flirting)

I know for a fact Jareth’s room is fucking messy, it’s messy in a Howl Pendragon way but also if like rococo period lace and drapery threw up everywhere as well as like some shiny things and glitter. It’s like a 18th century prince bachelor pad.

There’s lit candles everywhere where it’s probably a serious fire hazard, he has a writing desk filled with half finished letters and paperwork and ink-splatted paper, quills, and inkwells. He’s both too lazy and too entitled to really clean or organize anything. There’s a bunch of broken furniture and shit in a corner collecting cobwebs and he won’t throw it away or anything. you cannot see the floor.

my resolution for 2025 is to be incredibly delusionally confident and less self-limiting because you know what? I've earned it 😤 I'm literally hot plus pure hearted so yeah

oh and to also get my driver's license

i'm free at last *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

do you want to hunt me for sport later