This Growing Sideways Chapter Will Be Built On Hopes, Caffeine, And My Fuckass Characterization Memory

"isn't it unrealistic that every time some rebellion shit goes on in District 12 it's someone related to or connected to Lucy Gray" no because Snow committed the cardinal sin of dating someone from a big family in a small town

Smacking your knee so bad that you gotta lay down for a second

laughing at the thought of this dumb headcanon idea

Please bother me. It will make me feel better about bothering others.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Guys, my brain rots over Anidala vs BOTW Zelink. Like ughhhhhhh my heart, my soul. BOTW Zelink are my favorite, platonic or romantically, and Anidala is so messy (therapy, ASAP, individually and relationship). They both have the theme of guard and royal yet Zelink is so much stronger, in my mind? Like, Zelda and Link very much have to go to therapy too, but they seem more emotionally stable about that fact. I think it's the difference between thinking what they have is okay (Anidala) and constantly working to improve (Zelink).

Anyway, Zelink, my beloved.

I'm so glad we all agree

@samthecookielord @justkillingthyme tagging for reach

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Am reading a fic where the author doesn't want remnant to be supernatural, so they changed the canon a bit (https://archiveofourown.org/works/45313468?view_full_work=true for anyone interested). That's all well and good, except now I have the concept of William Afton going "ah yes, the secret to immortality" and it's just. blood plasma or something.

"I am unstoppable" and he doesn't figure it out because he never bothered to investigate anything not related to engineering. He dies too soon to figure it out as his body continues to age.

Henry and Michael don't figure it out, since neither of them are too keen on killing a child to look at it. Michael is still alive after the scoop for unknown reasons. The Missing Children possess the suits via regular possession. Of course, the Missing Children don't know either, since they are, you know, little kids.

It's kinda tragic too. All this destruction and death for something you could find at the blood bank.

Oh yeah, I'm sure it's great. Yeah, I'm super interested. Unfortunately, I have a sneaking suspicion that it will absolutely devastate me, so.... I can't. Thanks though!

Inspector Grosky. Then we'd adopt Emmy.

If you had to marry a professor layton character who would it be?

"Not good with words!" Thyme says as they run me through the gut with ANGST

WHY DOES LAYTON BRING LUKE EVERYWHERE AND NOT FLORA?? it’s not even something like “oh it’s cause lukes so insistent” CAUSE FLORA IS, TOO!! AND SHES STILL LEFT BEHIND.