hi! names Ratmo, I don't even know what this is tbh :D pfp drawn by @tacoprophecies
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Latest Posts by glenncloseisadilf - Page 3
etho is truly an enigma. doesn't post hermitcraft episodes for 2 months, then comes back with a terraforming video. okay cool, i love hearing etho talk about his builds. throughout the episode he explains that he enjoys adding realism to his builds. yknow the curvature of the river has to make sense
and like sure etho, i dont really pay attention to that but it's a nice detail. hard cut, he's done terraforming and he walks to the lake he was creating and explains "oh yea i added a beaver dam, because i wanted to explain why the river is lower than the lake" and like ???
man goes off on a tangent about beavers, explains that beavers have orange teeth in reality as opposed to the pristine white teeth they have in cartoons, ponders on the fact whether we as humans would choose stronger orange teeth over conventially attractive yet weaker, white teeth. then he explains he's thinking about adding more beaver stuff, a little beaver lodge for the beavers to raise their young, bird nexts ontop of these lodges, a coyote stalking the beavers, fallen trees that the beavers have been chopping down.
then he goes "oh i actually spend some time figuring out how to build beavers" AND THEN
there's even an orange to white gradient on the beavers teeth..
effervescent , truly nobody does it like him
I think that Scar is or would be a very very big fan of the mechanisms (queer and disabled space pirates??? What more could you want?!). I have a lot of thoughts on this (I’m writing a mechs inspired hermitcraft au where he’s literally the mechs biggest fan, so, of course I’ve put my mind to it very very often) so here’s some!
I think people would assume that Scars favourite character is Marius because they are very alike, and while, of course, Scar does love Marius an absurd amount like the rest of the mechs, I think his favourite would actually be Ashes! I think their backstory would be very interesting to him, and (this is mainly for the au) their mannerisms would remind them of Cleo a bit!
His favourite album would be High Noon over Camelot, and his favourite song Blood & Whiskey! Doomed relationships in a desert wasteland sounds quite familiar but I was not, funnily enough, thinking about that while deciding this. I think he’d generally love all their music, of course, like I do, but that album is his favourite. ALSO UDAD!! The music from udad is amazing (in my opinion) and I think he’d agree!
He watches Revenge of Spaceport Mahon religiously and laughs at the joke about flesh eating mutants (if I can recall correctly) every. Single. Time. Is this me projecting? Perhaps. But that doesn’t mean it can still be true!
Gets a lot of stims from the mechanisms. I see a lot of my own autism traits in him, so why not add another more? Humming or singing songs is an obvious one, but I think a lot of vocal stims from narration songs would also be common! “Ew!” (The Aurora strikes), “Where did you get that violin?!” (Expert testimony), “It’s been sixty years!”, “She was absolutely covered in blood. Luckily, none of it was hers.”, “hello!” (Alice), and more I can see very well. Maybe even “he’s just some guy you know” from the udad live.
As you can tell, I am insanely autistic about the Mechanisms (I am watching the Revenge of Spaceport Mahon right now actually…) and I will keep pushing that onto Scar. Named plushies from character? Yep, he would too! Has a (UDAD) cd? Of course, come on now. Listens to their music daily, and has been for nearly two years? That’s just a given.
I think also for Hermitcraft (which I watch and enjoy more than life series, so most of my ideas are based on that), Ren would also enjoy them because of the theatre kid stuff. But this is about Sir Scar! The Czar of Star Wars, himself!
One second left alone, and Scar immediately starts singing Drunk Space Pirate. Is this something I do, as well? Silly question, of course it is. If there’s anything I’m good at, it’s giving my favourites my exact autism.
I also want to note how much you can tell I love hermitcraft. The fact that I’m making a mechs inspired au for them is actually monumental. I generally don’t like au’s, and have not really felt comfortable enough to connect another interest to my main one, the mechs, before (aside from splatoon but that didn’t really go anywhere. This is) so! It makes me happy
hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*
Doc!!
@sunishai the creature!!!!
this clip has me in hysterics. Tupp going “YOYOYOYOYOYO WAITWAITWAIT I CANT CLIMB THAT FAST” and Rapp just GLIDING effortlessly up the cliff is SENDING ME
He is DONE!
Crochet hook for scale.
There are certainly issues but hes real and about the size of a large human baby and I am so happy I have him now. I don't know what I am going to do with him? He's so big.
Pattern (for minecraft steve) is by Olka Novytska at AradiyaToys [ravelry link]
i've been spending too much time around my friends because i nearly called my breakfast "the wonderful slop" in front of my father
i cant do this anymore 😭😭
“Okay kids we are going to learn a new word today, traffic violation”
I’ve been seeing these headcanon generator posts lately and thought it would be fun to doodle some (mainly to distract myself from stuff going on irl)
Next up is moon
Bonus doodle based off my friends comment because I thought it was funny
☀️Sun & Moon Cursor Packs!!!🌙
all made by me!!
my strawpage! https://infinitegg14.straw.page/
Download here:
These cursors are free to use!
!!! DO NOT DISTRIBUTE FOR PROFIT !!!
i just kinda did this in one night!!! hope yall like it! i tried and tried to look for cute cursors for them but i just have no luck....so i took matters into my own hands because who is going to stop me.
sharing is appreciated!!! ⛅
also rb with a picture of u using it will bring much joy to me :3c
Rendog : I am quite worried about my husband. He seems a lot more stressed these days
Cleo : have you considered dementia ?
Rendog : Yeah, I'm considering a lot of things
Cleo : he is like, the oldest hermit soo
Ren and Scar: true
Doc : Yeah, and why, ok , what does it says about all of you ? Picking on the eldearly ?
Cleo : it tells me that I'm a bully and I think it's really funny
Found this in my drafts
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ratto squared
are they rats? probably not
don't care
rats
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^-----^
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[ID: A digital drawing of Evil Xisuma from Hermitcraft pouring cane toads out of a bucket. Evil Xisuma is saying: "Go my evil toads". End ID.]
This is such a stupid idea and one I'm sure has been done before. Go my evil toads.
GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?
we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡
I've realised a very important part of how I make friends irl is by gifting acquaintances little trinkets until they like me, and therefore I dont know how I to make internet friends.
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.
PLEASE .
Don't tell them I sent this, but back when you were a blank blog, one of my mutuals told me they suspected you were Freddies secret tumblr acc because you matched up with the times Freddie was online like. Almost all the time, I'm p sure?
There were other reason but I can't remember lol
Oh my goodness that's so funny, I'm honoured tbh
Thats so silly I love that
Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!
I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,
Theyre in your inbox demanding cookies what do u do
MY FREAK
Cookie jars all yours tiny
Please don't drop it
Day 5 - O Were I on Parnassus Hill
So Mechanisms fans might recognise today's one!
You can download this and the other tracks I'm doing his month for FREE here: https://kofiyoung.bandcamp.com/album/race-for-refugees-30-folk-tunes-30-days
I'm doing 30 of these, one a day, for Refugee Action! It's a lot to do but great fun so far! If you like the music, you can sponsor me below and support Refugee Action. If you could help out even a little, it would mean a whole lot! Thank you!
