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European accents (and in general white people accents) are commonly perceived as attractive and endearing, while accents from basically any other part of the world are considered to be signs of laziness and disrespect and get routinely made fun of.

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reblog if you’re homophobic

look at this cursed ass kitchen drawer I just saw on google images

if y’all can accept that having depression, anxiety, autism, adhd, etc etc doesn’t make u abusive or bad, why can’t u do the same for ppl w psychotic symptoms, personality disorders, or systems -__-

I once had a dream where Roxanne Richie was 8 moths pregnant at the maternity clinic and she was trying to set up an appointment at the desk for a c-section and some conservative lady walked up to her and started up with “you don’t need a c-section just have natural birth” and Roxanne fucking pulls out her phone and points to Megamind on her screensaver and i woke up choking on laughter

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

i found the video

source

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

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I loved this show and this is my thank you to She-Ra for being such a beautiful show!

Excited cows enjoy their new brushes 

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wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon

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Gravity Falls + Vladimir Propp’s Morphology of the Folktale

I’m taking a class about fantasy literature, and Propp’s theories came up in our discussion. Propp came up with a list of 31 plot elements contained within Russian fairy tales. I got excited when I noticed many of the elements can be found in Gravity Falls, so I made a bunch of screenshot redraws to share with you. (And practice coloring. And give you more Stan twins feels.)

im sorry

some TeeKO gems from VIH Day 1 :)

DAVE, on tv: hi there earth c im dave strider and im on your tv

DAVE: did you know its illegal to say "i want to kill the president of earth c”?

DAVE: its illegal, a federal offense, its one of the only sentences youre not allowed to say

DAVE: now it was okay for me to say it because i was just letting you know so you dont go out there and say something like that kind of like a public service announcement

DAVE: whats interesting is its very illegal to say

DAVE: "i really, really think someone out there should kill the president of earth c"

DAVE: ...

DAVE: thats illegal! extremely illegal! very very illegal

DAVE: but its not illegal to say "with a mortar launcher"

DAVE: because thats its own sentence, an incomplete sentence sure but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that so thats perfectly fine, perfectly legal

DAVE: i also found out that its incredibly illegal

DAVE: like extremely illegal

DAVE: to go on tv and say something like "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the white house would be from the roof of the rockefeller-hewitt building because of minimal security and youd have a clear line of sight to the presidents bed room"

DAVE: ...

DAVE: insanely illegal! ridiculously recklessly insanely illegal!

DAVE: yet its even more illegal to show an illustrated diagram

DAVE: INSANELY ILLEGAL!! ridiculously horribly felonious

DAVE: because they will come to your house in the middle of the night and they will lock you up, extremely against the law

DAVE: however one thing that is technically legal to say is "we have a group that meets fridays at midnight in karkats basement and the password is 'where making this hapen'"

Kirishima doesn’t know how to tie shoe laces so he wears Velcro.

Tell me I’m wrong. Go ahead, I’m listening.

In fact I encourage you to debate me on this, I bet you couldn’t. Name one time he has not worn Velcro or slip on shoes.

His school shoes are Velcro, and could you guess what his hero shoes are???

Velcro.

Kirishima owns crocs for the gods sake. SLIP ON. S H O E S.

He was never taught how to tie his shoes, a true shame for his upbringing.

Now let’s take a look at official art, shall we?

SLIP ONS

Now look below

Ahhh, yes. Laces.

I know what you’re thinking, “oh, Dio, he is wearing laces therefore he mUsT be able to tie them”

WELL YOURE WRONG!!

Because standing right next to Kirishima in this official art is THIS MAN

(A blurry picture but besides the point)

And if you zoom out from that shoe picture you get this

A CLEAR IMAGE OF THEIR SHOES— and I know what you’re thinking again.

“Dio.... this means nothing. They are both wearing shoes, with laces..”

And you’re RIGHt they are both wearing shoes with laces. But what you failed to realize is that they are tied practically the same way.

Which means what?

That THIS man

tied tHIS MAN’S shoes

Therefore resting my case that Kirishima Eijirou cannot tie shoelaces.

Thank you.

WHAT IS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE SOMEONE HELP!

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THERE’S SOMETHING INSIDE YOUR HEAD 💀❗❗