The Wedding Hall Shuffle by icespyders
Complete, 3 Chapters, 17,604 Words
Kenma accidentally crashes Bokuaka's wedding because he got the date for Kagehina's wedding wrong. Kuroo is the best man trying to sus out who this random guy at his best bro's wedding is.
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can i be close to you by radian (arcsec)
Complete, 7 Chapters, 27,742 Words
Kenma attends Kuroo's parties every Friday for the sole purpose of taking naps in Kuroo's bed, Kuroo hosts parties not because he likes them, but because he can't stand being alone in a big empty house.
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How to Seduce Your Best Friend: A Horrible Guide by Kenma by Koushicore (Hopeishope)
Complete, 15 Chapters, 74,770 Words
Kenma wakes up 7 years in the past and has to relive his second year of high school, can he survive without absolutely ruining his relationship with Kuroo like he did the first time round?
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Personal time difference by void_player
Complete, 4 Chapters, 18,362 Words
Kenma & Kuroo were anonymous online friends as teenagers who lost contact and meet again as adults in real life not knowing that they already know each other.
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does it bite? by cowsarecooliguess
Complete, Oneshot, 30,131 Words
Fantasy AU! Kuroo is a god and offers protection over Kenma's village in exchange for a life, Kenma accepts the trade in secret as the village is unwilling to sacrifice one of its people for protection, but he's been in the god realm for weeks now and why the hell is he still alive?
Everyone. Please. Write "fuck." "Damn." "Shit." "Motherfucker." Don't fucking censor. Don't write f*** when you mean fuck. Let's not encourage censorship. Let's recognize when we are participating in censorship and self-censorship. You don't have to censor your words on tumblr. You don't have to censor your stories on AO3. Please. Please. Write out the word "fuck."
If you personally don't like the word? Then there's no need to write it. If you are writing a story and you know the character curses and you don't feel comfortable writing it? Write "Character cursed." No reason to disrupt the writing, infantalize the writing, and create an ugly piece of work by writing "Character said, 'F***!'"
We can all handle the word "fuck." Please, please, just write out "fuck." I don't know what you're trying to get out of "f***" but I promise, it's not going to have the effect you want. If you really hate the word "fuck," feel free to be creative and insert another fun word. Anything but "f***."
just got back from seeing the movie "Look Back" in the cinema and um, can't say I expected that ending😅 thought it was just gonna be a wholesome movie about two artists and then,, welp😭
dan has talked about his bed and his room in the phouse before but phil never has… this means phil does not have a room or a bed because dan won’t let him. SAD. smash that like button if you cried for the twink sleeping on the floor
some of my toothache band oc's scenario's cuz I've kept them jailed in my google docs for far too long:
(DUG THESE OUTTA MY WAY TOO LONG TOOTHACHE GOOGLE DOC SHEET JUST FOR YOU MY DUDE🫶🫶 @kingcrow01 hopefully these can provide a smidgen of serotonin till I get my ass to actually draw something again👍 :DD)
(photoshoot wearing school uniforms)
Tsuki: ok why tf are we wearing school uniforms…none of us are even in high school anymore
Makki: its for the aestheticccc bro don't you know anything about marketing
Dawn: sure, if the aesthetic is getting arrested *starts sweating profusely*
(photoshoot where they all picked Halloween costumes for each other)
Dawn: (comes out wearing the male version of a playboy bunny outfit- fitted dress pants & shirt, black vest, gloves, ears)
Tsuki: okay wait wtf are you supposed to be
Makki (picked out Dawn's outfit): he's the guy version of a playboy bunny!
Cory: playboy bunny? why didn't you get him a leotard?? equality man!!
Mei: GET THOSE CHEEKS OUT I WANNA SEE SOME ASS
Makki: *leaves store with a massive grin on his face carrying a giant hangyodon plushie that took him 2 hours and way too much money to win from the arcade*
Cory: *looks at him in resignation* I'm gonna pretend I don't know you
*the rest of toothache nodding in agreement*
Tsuki: (under her breath) how do our fans think he's the cool one?
Makki: WHAT?! GUYS COME ON!
Dawn: …don't bands usually have like 4 members? why tf do we have 6?
Finn: what? you wanna kick someone out then? huh?
Dawn: what- no
Finn: yeah that's what I thought
…bitch
that feeling when you're mood has been spiralling for hours, you're exhausted but too nauseous to sleep, and everything from the feeling of the hair on your head to the videos on your phone seem to be too overstimulating, then in a moment of clarity you realise that eating food is something you're generally supposed to remember to do, is something you've only done once today, and is probably the reason you feel like this💀👍
it's gonna be fanart of Hinata and Kenma from Haikyuu sitting outside coach Ukai's store :DD
no one:
me: making my own drawing references cuz I can't find the poses I want on Pinterest
totally didn't also redo them but while wearing shoes cuz I realised I have no clue what shoes look like at any angle👍
character sheet of my spidersona redback :))
next toothache character sheet complete: FINN!🦈
@kingcrow01 POOKIE IM BAAAAAACK
ahem ahem I come bearing gifts of more assorted toothache lore!
some Finn lore!🦈:
-plays keyboard in the band
-19 y/o
-Makki's boyfriend
-very obsessed with sharks
-people automatically assume he's nice because he's quiet and introverted when in reality he's just talking shit about everyone behind their backs
-has an anonymous social media account with photos of every single new job listing in their town. there's over 100 posts. he only made the account a month ago. (everyone who follows it thinks he's making these job listings up. he's not)
-brings his camera with him everywhere (if you do something dumb, trust he's recorded it, he can and will post it online)
-has been trying to convince the rest of toothache for the past year that they absolutely must film their own ghost hunting show, says it'll be good “marketing” for their band (he just wants to go ghost hunting)
toothache lore:
-the band all lives in the same apartment building
-they were the first 6 people who moved into the apartment before the landlord was forced to take all the listings down by the council because it did not pass ANY safety guidelines
finished the haikyuu fanart :DD it's Hinata and Kenma sitting outside coach Ukai's store :))
finished character sheet of my oc makki!
when I tell you this drawing took me 16 hours to finish- so fun (/s) and totally didn't face plant into my bed when I was finally done😭