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Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

wooooo i'm back on tumblr babey!!

hi! i'm tom (or you can call me void, either works). i'm 20, queer, audhd, and i use he/him pronies.

i mostly blog about dc (with maybe a tiny sprinkle of invincible). jason todd is my #1 main, i love him and i love putting him in the pear wiggler. utrh movie altered my brain chemistry at a foundational age.

but he's not my exclusive focus, i also like redhead archer dilf (woah who said that?), most of the batfam (sorry), the titans/yj/other outlaws, and recently i've been getting into the (rest of the) arrowfam.

i read comics but am definitely not a Comics Purist™, i like (some of) the shows/movies/games too, plus heaps of fanfic/art/etc.

there's a few ships i gravitate to over others but generally speaking i'm a multishipper. convince me of your crackest ships in the asks.

i'm also a writer! you can find my fics on ao3 :D

timsteph being besties is an unshakeable canon event to me. no matter the au, no matter how canon uncompliant we're being, those two are ride-or-dies for each other. always.

Loveable loser

jason todd being a crier is important to me somewhere fundamental right up between my heart and my lungs.

Jason Todd being my spirit animal pt.3

I think that instead of being super apprehensive about Jason and him dating Roy, Oliver should take one look at him and then one look at Bruce and go oh, I'm about to be so annoying.

Oliver starts being so nice to Jason. So nice. Inviting him to family dinners. Giving him both his hero communications and personal phone number and telling him to call whenever he needs something. He gives him new tech and keeps updating his weapons and armor. He helps with missions and clean up and says nothing if Jason is a little rough, apart from patting him on the back and saying good job. He starts keeping his picture inside his wallet and has other pictures of Jason, Roy and Lian framed in the house and tells everyone about him. He starts calling him son-in-law first and then just son and then calls him a Harper and eventually a Queen.

At first it was just to annoy Bruce, but after the first time he tells Jason that he did a good job and Jason starts to tear up a little, Oliver goes oh no, oh I'm actually doing this now. This my boy now. I don't care if he and Roy break up or something, this is my boy now.

Bruce still thinks he's just doing it for the sole purpose of pissing him off, though, and he is so fucking mad. The Justice League meetings have turned into a Cold War zone.

Bruce starts to being so nice to Jason as well, forcing himself to ignore some of the more outrageous things Jason does, and Jason is so, so fucking confused.

so uhhh. yeah.