But My Blade Must Be Sharp, Lest It Fail To Slay My Foe.

i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

Mr Lich is all style no substance , while the crocadillians are a very real threat, and there ffore moree terrifying

I dunno bout if they are a hobbit, they oughta get a banana for scale

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

Carve the hear t into their Bones

Then, if you break up, you have to break them

On the anniversary of our time together I want to cuddle a the couch and force you to watch a little movie I made out of the first time I violated you. I want to lick your tears away as you beg your past self to run in your mind.

I want to feel you up as you watch yourself scream and beg for me to stop doing the same in the video. To feel how limp and docile you have become in my hands.

I want to force you to cum while you watch yourself forced into the tiny cage that you now sleep in, too small to stand or lay down in, and shocked until all that comes from your mouth is an incoherent babble of broken screams.

Then I want to carve hearts in your flesh to show you how much I love you.

Character arc.

In 2030 they'll be posting about how their new SO likes their toast and how they are so supportive of their very lightly toasted toast.

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

So uhh, I wanna try making a short story in a (pseudo?) webcomic format.

I just have no clue what or how just that I wanna get philosophical on the nature of clone &/or vampires. also clone angst? And subverting clone angst? Simultaneously?

Any ideas?

I always said Gohan was the GOAT. Future Gohan was willing to take ups the slack, and xeno Gohan gets a nice Paycheck (i think?)

Thinking about how Gohan choosing to live a semi normal life is objectively hilarious. Because to his fellow uni students or work colleagues he’s just an unnecessarily buff but overall nerdy and sweet guy. Then you zoom out, look at his family and treasured acquaintances and OH NO, WHAT? Are those aliens? Why can they fly? OH NO.

Plus he’s married to an heiress essentially? I just know he has people scratching their heads trying to figure him out.

Also I know some DBZ/DBS fans give him grief for losing his edge. But hello? This guy basically saved the world thrice and majority of that was before he was even 12. He didn’t even get to stumble across peril while going on a fun adventure, it literally hit him in the face every single time. Gohan entering martial arts retirement after clocking crazy stats in his youth is also HILARIOUS and I support suburban dad Gohan.

Learn something new every day.

Petition to to make it socially acceptable to eat/chew on petitions that are immoral?

I read online that someone chucked an anti trans petition ito a fountain, but I think that it would be much more effective and intimidating to just EAT the offending petition.

I wonder when they are going to put you down

they tried but then I decided to put myself back up