1. read 3-5 books
2. Memorize the phonic alphabet
3. Wear my glasses more often
4. Stop lip picking (for fu*ks sake I need to stop)
5. Relearn chess (7 year old me could beat current me - and I can’t stand the thought of that)
6. Watch more movies (3 or more per month or so)
7. Grow out my hair (because why the f*ck not)
8. Practice speaking and reading Italian
9. Do more arts and crafts/DIY projects
10. HYDRATE! HYDRATE! HYDRATE!
Alcuni dei miei buoni propositi per il nuovo anno:
1. leggere 3-5 libri
2. imparare a memoria l'alfabeto fonetico
3. indossare gli occhiali di più
4. smettere di leccarmi le labbra (per l'amor di Dio | devo smettere)
5. riapprendere a giocare a scacchi (il me di 7 anni poteva battere il me attuale - e non posso sopportare il pensiero)
6. guardare più film (3 o più al mese, o giù di lì)
7. far crescere i capelli (perché no?)
8. esercitarmi a parlare e leggere in italiano
9. fare più attività artistiche e fai-da-te
10. IDRATARE! IDRATARE! IDRATARE!
Drinking an iced coffee after a shower at 4:38 PM, what could go wrong
"Bere un caffè freddo dopo una doccia alle 16:38, cosa potrebbe andare storto"
I typed “pride parade” and it autocorrected to “prude parade” 😑
What would that even look like?
Mode 3: easily removable but takes the scab with it.
I swear to the gods I’m ready (and bored as f*ck + I don’t care about the consequences for now)
I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.
I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.
I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.
I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.
Forgot to add the /HJ (half-joke), sorry it’s all good though.
Also, I’m pretty sure this is a national difference (I'm from the US) because last time I checked Monster Munch is a UK brand, correct me if I’m wrong.
If you have a favorite chip that isn’t in the poll you can add it in the replies/reblogs
Have you ever come across something that you know is real, but you've never actually seen it in person, and your brain just short-circuits?
A few weeks ago, I saw a Cybertruck on the road and completely forgot that it wasn’t just a meme.
Remember, if you think you’ve done something stupid:
1. Somebody has done the same thing
2. somebody has absolutely done worse.