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Pain Changes People. If You Don't Want To Change A Person, Don't Hurt Him...🎶🎵🎶🌺🤗😊

Me: I’d never fall in love with my lab assistant

Also me: *Makes out with them on the dissection table*

I typed “pride parade” and it autocorrected to “prude parade” 😑

What would that even look like?

Why have I only just discovered that a fiddle and a violin are different instrument? I fucking played the violin (I may have sucked at it but who cares)

Enjoy some birds.

Sometimes I want to be a mad scientist

Sometimes I want to be a vampire

Other times I want to be a wizard

Is all three possible? Nobody knows.

[clarification] In option two, you can make as much progress as you can imagine but the projects are a never ending process.

- Issues like writers/artists block, lack of motivation or ideas, executive disfunction .etc - don’t stop you from working/don’t affect you

Reason/reasons for selection are optional

I went to tie my robe when I woke up and straight up forgot how to make a f*cking “rabbit” knot

Is my brain broken or have I ascended to a new level of stupid?

The number of times I’ve turned on my dishwasher by accident because my thigh brushed against it really says a lot.

Every day feels like it’s repeating itself and it’s getting to me. Forgetting what day it is on a regular basis is messing with my already scrambled brain.

If poll is closed use replies (I’m genuinely curious about the ratio)

With the number of mistakes I make regularly, he would be Decapitation.

2miles got so scared they deactivated.

R.I.P OP

💀

A teacher’s audacity to look me dead in my stupid face during a Zoom class (and being able to see my screen while I’m working) and still mark me absent because I wasn’t contributing to a discussion when she checked in on our breakout room for half a second.

🧨

Remember, if you think you’ve done something stupid:

1. Somebody has done the same thing

2. somebody has absolutely done worse.

Physically - I'm rested

Mentally - I need a nap

Emotionally - I might be dead

But I'm okay

March 25th - I’m actually okay, that day was just…

I LOVE PENGUINS 🐧

ATTENTION EVERYBODY

Today (January 20th) is Penguin Awareness Day.

Please be aware of these penguins.

Thank you for your cooperation.

P.S: These penguins are described in alt text.

Ignoring what's going on right now to write about vampires

Having fun : )

Do you ever think one of Cerberus heads feels neglected? 3 heads but only 2 hands.

Pensi mai che una delle teste di Cerbero si senta trascurata? 3 teste ma solo 2 mani.

Drinking an iced coffee after a shower at 4:38 PM, what could go wrong

"Bere un caffè freddo dopo una doccia alle 16:38, cosa potrebbe andare storto"

English is my first language until I try to read.

L'inglese è la mia prima lingua finché non provo a leggere.

Life update:

Everyday the urge to become a mad scientist grows stronger, and I don’t know if I should fight it or not

Wish me luck

Aggiornamento sulla vita:

Ogni giorno l'impulso di diventare uno scienziato pazzo si fa più forte, e non so se dovrebbero lottare o no.

Auguri di buona fortuna

I wish polls could have more time.

If time runs out, give opinion/explain in the comments

I MEANT TOASTED NOT F*CKING ROASTED

Me, spit roasting a fucking Pop-tart, the most unholy cooking method

I refuse to live in a world where a

FUCKING HORSE

Is better at planning then I am

APOLLO, HIT ME WITH THE FUCKING DODGEBALL OF PROPHECY

I swear to the gods I’m ready (and bored as f*ck + I don’t care about the consequences for now)

I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.

I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.

I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.

I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.