Late Night After Quidditch Jily Talks

sillies

not super into marauders content anymore but i had this wip and i had to finish it

So Nora imagined the tattoos to be in Arabic right? Which makes so much sense if you look at it from Kevin's pov.

Number 2 in Arabic looks like this, so turning this into a queen tattoo will be much more easier than using english numerals. Idk why I thought about this but I love this touch.

Robert Chase lore is like "my father left me, I had to take care of my abusive alcoholic mother and baby sister, I drank and experimented with drugs in my teen years, my sister became an alcoholic like our mother and we havent spoken in years, I wanted to be a priest but I struggled with guilt and faith after being caught sleeping with the groundskeeper's wife. " And then on the other end of this spectrum it's like "i really like bowling , im a licensed hypnotist , and i like to surf."

every year the met gala rolls around and every year i am violently reminded of how sirius black would eat up every single theme. like no crumbs left. fully booked. walked the carpet and shut it down.

but THIS year?? with this theme?? androgynous sirius, ethereal, otherworldly, gender-defiant, draped in layers and lace and sharp tailoring and something feral behind the eyes?? he would have SERVED. like—no. you don’t understand. BEST DRESSED by a mile.

imagine it: sirius walking up those stairs in a tattered couture piece—something that looks like it was dug out of an ancient aristocratic crypt but is somehow still impossibly chic. a long, floor-grazing cape, heavy and regal, embroidered with silver thread that catches every flash. layered shoulder caps. sharp cheekbones dusted with silver shimmer. sheer black gloves. antique jewelry tangled like vines. velvet. lace. a corset, maybe. boots laced up. hair wild but purposeful. black nails. a veil, even??

anna wintour would’ve handed over the keys to the met. the met becomes his house now.

i’m genuinely at a loss for words. he would’ve embodied the theme so perfectly it would hurt. everyone else? attending. sirius black? ascending.

But amidst the gowns and glam, remember: palestine is bleeding. speak up.

clingy

With so many desi james headcanons, i feel it’s my duty to cast desi effie and monty right this moment.

may i present you, shahrukh khan and juhi chawla as fleamont and euphemia!!

WAIT WAIT WAIT don’t write me off so soon, i might have cooked? you tell me, i’m going into deep detail for this.

Juhi Chawla as Euphemia Potter?

• the curls?? james potter’s hair is famously wild and uncontrollable, and you’re telling me juhi chawla in the ‘90s with her soft bouncy curls isn’t his mother??? please.

• she’s got that sweet but don’t test me energy. the kind of mum who’ll give you mithai and a flying kiss, then hex your eyebrows off if you insult her son. we have seen it in her roles.

• her eyes are always full of mischief. euphemia isn’t stern—she’s all cleverness and “i know what you’re up to, james.”

and you know she would adopt sirius on sight.

“you look thin, baba. come, eat something. this is your home now.”

She has the perfect blend of mischief, cleverness, fierceness and love.

Shahrukh Khan as Fleamont Potter

• he invented potion hair products. you think srk doesn’t have the flair and dramatic chaos for that??

• he def wore flamboyant robes, giving james ridiculous advice like:

“life is like a cauldron, beta. messy, but magical. also, never trust anyone who doesn’t love chole bhathure”

• he is james grown up: flirty, cocky, deeply loyal, endlessly dramatic.

• he’d brag non-stop about james, and secretly cry at every milestone.

and he absolutely welcomes sirius like a second son.

teaching him broom tricks and saying, “we only do mildly insane here, okay?”

You can see it in the picture can’t you? he can be charming and mischievous with his family and stern, respected man but kind for the world.

together? absolute magic

the chemistry is chef kiss, they look like the parents who would raise james with love and laughter :3

desi marauders? where you at?😔

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

what IFFFF instead of sirius leaving regulus, regulus BEGGED sirius to get out. sirius was dying and he refused to die without his brother near him so he tried to refuse when regulus told him to go but then regulus pretended to turn on sirius. "I hate you" type shit so sirius left. really angsty shit ya know. CANON OR NOT WHO GIVES A FUCK NOTHING FROM THE MARAUDERS IS CANON I JUST THOUGHT THATS BE A COOL IDEA FOR EXTRA ANGST IN A FIC.

(The foxes trying to ask neil to tone down his animosity. )

Matt: I don't want you to think you're kind of some-

Aaron: Stupid, dirty, rotten, filthy, silly, no good for nothing, white, rat, scoundrel, bitc-

Matt: okay, thank you, Aaron, for your help.

Aaron: You're welcome.

It's been 20 years today since David Shore looked at all the weirdos, cripples and faggots in the world and went pspspspsps