"That fucker is back!"
"You still pissed he almost beat you that time~?"
That time:
Send help I always end up speaking like I'm sending a corporate email in dm's I can't stop myself ;-;
The tragedy of hazbin hotel is that truly this show desperately wants 20 filler episodes per season that have a contained plot where the characters learn about morality that have like very little bearing on the overarching plot. Anyway death to Amazon
I can't believe I break into dance whenever I wash the dishes because my background music just slaps so hard
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WEARS GLOVES??
This guys clothes choices are KILLING ME
Remember the 'not-white-gloves' and short gloves??
This means THIS is fucking LONG ASS GLOVES
But you know what??
I thought this fucker wore a sweater or a shirt to his bow tie yaknow? Like Charlie??
NO HE FUCKING ISN'T HE DOESN'T WEAR SHIT IN THERE
it cant be just that short its literally not there
LUCI WHY ARE YOU WEARING LONG FUCKING GLOVES AND NO SHIRT LUCIII
Thinking about the parallels between Alastor and Lucifer
Lucifer is a total goober who basically wears his heart on his sleeve. The best mask he can muster up is awkwardly trying to interact with Charlie's friends after being isolated for so long.
He has no need to put on an intimidating facade bc he is so ridiculously powerful he doesn't need to fear anything. What scares him is the loss of the relationship with his family, bc that is something that has nothing to do with his power or rank. It's something he has to repair on his own. His wife and daughter are what he holds dear, so he doesn't care about his reputation being good or bad in the end, at least in terms of being Hell's ruler.
He comes off as fumbling and cute which is why when he finally unleashes his power it is so shocking
Meanwhile Alastor
He is someone who quite literally never stops wearing a smile no matter what situation he is in
He wants everyone to know he is someone to fear, someone to never mess with, someone who is always in control of whatever situation he is in. He is always elegant, precise, and composed- when he's not going on some kind of demonic rampage ofc
He puts this intimidating mask on bc he is actually very aware of how weak he is despite his power as an Overlord. He has something to fear. He has an image he needs to project onto others so no one thinks they can mess with him. He LOVES showing off how badass and powerful he is
He comes off as an insanely overpowered, incredibly intelligent being who can never be bested.
-When really he is actually arrogant to the point of nearly causing his own death (bc he wanted to show off his power to Adam without the help of an angelic weapon), insecure whenever he isn't the strongest being in the room, incredibly tempermental when anyone tries to belittle him, and overall barely keeping it together at his worst.
Both characters are very fascinating to compare after their rivalry in Dad Beat Dad bc of their relationships with Charlie.
Alastor and Charlie are far from friends, with Alastor being quite blunt in his flippant intentions with helping her in the first place- and yet she finds him reliable and a good mentor in his own way? He sets out to do what he promised which is helping her with maintaining her hotel and guiding her spiritually throughout the process. He doesn't believe in redemption, but if Charlie wants to try a method out he will not sabotage her and legitimately sees it through. He will give her good advice and connections so she can accomplish her goals, especially during the finale episodes.
Meanwhile her own dad, due to his own mental health reasons, has not been there for her for this whole endeavor. He can't talk to her easily, doesn't help her in the way she asked, doesn't believe in her, and does nothing but talk down on her dreams, saying they aren't worth the effort bc of his own attempts in the past at the same thing. But despite all this, unlike Alastor, his immense love and affection for her are limitless and true. He legitimately wants to be there for her, but isn't. Not until the end of the episode where he still doesn't exactly believe in her dreams of redemption, but he sits back and helps her in any way he can- like Alastor has been doing
Both seem to have something the other envies
Alastor wants to be untouchable and all powerful like Lucifer
While Lucifer very obviously wants to reclaim the fatherly position in Charlie's life away from Alastor
By the end of the finale he definitely has lol, but Alastor is still stuck in turmoil over this mysterious deal that is restricting him in some way
This is all of us anyway.
i'm sorry but as the unhinged lucifer oral anon asker i need him BAD, NEED HIS TONGUE, DICK AND FINGERS IN ME AFTER THAT LAST EP
thank you for listening
Me rn:
Real.
After 8 years of having this account, I now use it regularly to interact with other people. Yay :D
HE'S FOR ME FR
ji-hyuk is made for the independent eldest daughters who refuse to ask for help but secretly yearn for devoted love
Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️
Lucifer//Hazbin Hotel
i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person
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that scene in tlo where thalia tells percy he can't start feeling sorry for luke bc luke made his choices. and thalia reveals that the reason they couldn't make it to camp in time for all of them to make it to camp was bc luke kept picking fights. and annabeth never saw this as wrong bc luke was her hero. so thalia had to pick up the pieces. and percy thinking both that luke was put in a cruel position and that luke was putting others in a cruel position. and percy is the only character who understood both sides of luke bc annabeth sees only the best of him and thalia sees only the worst. and that's why percy is the prophecy kid and the one who gives luke the knife. bc annabeth had spent the entire series essentially giving luke the knife when he didn't deserve it. and thalia was never going to give luke the knife. but percy is the only one who can see exactly when luke deserves the knife.
Footage emerged from Gazan journalist Nooh Al-Shagboni of the heroes of the Civil Defense rescuing a number of children, women, and youth from under the rubble of a home bombed by the IOF in Gaza.
A 37-day-old baby named Salam (peace), born during the first days of the war amidst the bombing, was rescued after a four-hour-long operation, reborn from under the rubble after all thought she had been martyred.
Salam was the firstborn child of her mother and father, who both ascended to martyrdom as a result of the bombing.
its been rly heartening to see big tumblr accounts with a specific theme (or bit) take a moment to raise awareness for palestine. in many ways being vocally pro-palestine is far, far more important than donations right now. palestinians have said so too. if it weren't it wouldn't be so risky for people to speak out. its a war on human life but it's also a war on the very memory, culture and history of the palestinian people. we can help them fight the second one just by posting. solidarity matters more than anything in this moment.
I should be better than to believe in internet superstition but dammit midterms are coming up, what do I have to lose?
Someone needs to make an edit of Aziraphale and Crowley to This Love (Taylor's Version)
I drew some Dreamworks bois in 90′s anime style (video)
*Pokemon battle theme starts playing* (x)
Last night I couldn’t sleep, so I drew this Forest Goddess. It’s just a little drawing on my part, but I did it in the hope it would raise some awareness with regards to an issue that weighs on my mind every day: Climate Change. The scientific consensus, and, indeed, the empirical situation we live in, shows us that climate change is real, and happening real fast - yet so many people still don’t believe it, or don’t think that it affects them. Personally, I am f*cking terrified by it.
Just last June in Europe we witnessed the ‘hottest month ever to be recorded on Earth’. It’s not an hyperbole: the heatwave that invested Italy, France and Spain was 2-3°C hotter than any other heatwave we have on record: this is a huge difference in temperature as it shows practically how much of an impact human made climate change is having on the planet. A group of World Weather Attribution scientists used computer models to show that a similar heatwave would have been averagely 4°C cooler just 100 years ago and reported that Climate Change makes this sort of heatwaves 5 times more likely to happen. These are real life changes we are seeing, and it’s only going to get worse.
Another piece of news caught my eye recently - various articles published by different international media outlets highlighting how the monthly deforestation of the Brasilian Amazon basin has gone up 88.4% compared with a year ago. This prompted me to read a bit more about the impact of forests on the global ecosystem and found out that they’re actually pretty important. On the WWC website your can read all about the beneficial effects of forests, but the bottom line is that by reducing forest loss, we can reduce carbon emissions and fight climate change.
However, in the last 50 years about a fifth of the forest has been cut and burned in Brasil. Scientists have warned that if another fifth of the Amazon basin is cut, it will initiate the feedback loop known as ‘dieback’: the forest will spontaneously start to dry out and burn regardless any attempt of human intervention. This would be disastrous for many reasons, but especially because the Amazon forest helps create a large parte of the Earth’s oxygen (what we breathe), clean fresh water and stores a huge amount of carbon. If the Amazon disappeared, it would release a huge ‘carbon bomb’ into the atmosphere, which would obliterate the basin of water and stop absorbing the sun radiation. This of course would be catastrophic for life on Earth as we know it.
One can easily get discouraged and depressed by reading all this despairing data and seeing how things are quickly deteriorating on the planet, however there are some things we can do in our daily life and to accelerate change! We can
- boycott brands that don’t have a deforestation-free supply chain
- plant trees and care about our immediate environment
- contact and pressure our governments to push climate change to the top of their agenda (get in touch with your local representatives or take part to grassroots movements and demonstrations, there are many options out there!)
- read, read, READ! Information is key. When the sky comes down on us it won’t do to say ‘Oh, I didn’t know about that’
Most of the info in this post was gathered from multiple media outlets, here’s the main sources I used:
https://theintercept.com/2019/07/06/brazil-amazon-rainforest-indigenous-conservation-agribusiness-ranching/
http://wwf.panda.org/our_work/forests/climate_change_and_forest/
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/03/brazil-amazon-rainforest-deforestation-environment
https://www.iucn.org/resources/issues-briefs/forests-and-climate-change#solutions
https://www.france24.com/en/20190702-last-month-hottest-june-record-heatwave-swept-europe
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
Nico had a life before the Lotus Hotel
Hazel was 13 when she died
Clarisse’s weapon has been dubbed “Lamer” by literally everyone at Camp Half-blood
Sally was trapped in the Underworld for over ten days
Leo ran away from multiple foster homes
Piper had to steal a car to get her father’s attention
Thalia has lost Jason twice, but this time he’s not coming back
Nico sometimes accidentally refers to Hazel as Bianca
Athena told Annabeth that she meant nothing to her
Tyson was attacked by a sphinx
Percy loves blue food because his mom was trying to prove a point to his abusive stepfather, not because it’s his favorite color
Percy had to sneak food from Gabe or else he wouldn’t eat
Calypso was trapped on and island for thousands of years, with no one except for the people who would become stranded there, who would also eventually leave her alone again
Every time Apollo looks at a Laurel wreath or a hyacinth he is reminded of someone that he loved who he couldn’t save
Hades is trying to make up for the way he treated Nico in PJO
Frank’s mother and grandmother are dead
Nico almost starved in an airtight jar full of poisonous gas with only pomegranate seeds to keep him going
Will became a counselor at the age of thirteen
Rachel has a life other than being the oracle
Rachel has done incredible things, she’s not a bad character for kissing Percy
Octavian launched himself into his own death
Nico felt like Octavian’s death was his fault
Reyna’s father was abusive toward her and Hylla
Hecate was afraid of Hazel’s powers
Nico probably has an Italian accent
Luke’s mother is baking cookies for a son that is never coming home
Hermes thought Luke died believing no one loved him
Chiron has had to witness hundreds, if not thousands of demigods die at Camp Half-Blood
Thirteen unnamed demigods died in The Last Olympian
Ethan Nakamura literally fell from heaven
Nico convinced Hades, Persephone, and Demeter to fight on the side of the gods
Nico probably hates Zeus for what happened to his mother
Percy is afraid of drowning
Thalia is afraid of heights
Nico is afraid of fading into the dark
REMIND ME TO READ THIS MASTAHPEES LATER
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This was Team Jercy’s submission for the first round of the Heroes of Olympus Ship Olympics! Everyone put a ton of effort into it, and we’re all super proud of how it came out, so please give some HUGE kudos to my awesome team members:
I did the initial sketches and pulled everything together in InDesign Hika did the lining, coloring, Percy’s handwriting, and helped with the script Leed took care of the monsters, did Jason’s handwriting, and helped with the script Asa helped with the script and provided the lovely doodled stick monsters Leo came up with the entire concept and helped with the script Charlie helped with the script
oh my god guys
aphrodite kids who participate in camp and in combat in unconventional ways other cabins often completely overlook.
aphrodite kids keeping logs of how cabins interact with one another and working on cabin co-operation to ensure there isn’t any bad blood between campers that would strain camp relationships.
aphrodite kids being attentive during meetings to minor changes in facial expressions and body language and doing their best to make sure nobody harbors grudges or resentment towards other cabins because they feel they’re not being listened to or given a chance to speak and express themselves.
aphrodite kids being contrasting tactical minds to athena kids, seeing emotions and motivations where the athena cabin sees facts and logic, bridging the gap between logic and emotion to make plans more inclusive and accomodating for everyone.
aphrodite kids being able to assess the weak links and strained relationships of their enemies and using it to their full advantage to cause unrest and distrust within enemy ranks.
aphrodite kids being adept at the art of disguise, reinventing themselves and infiltrating enemy territory to glean valuable information that would otherwise be impossible to receive.
aphrodite kids using charmspeak to diffuse a heated situation between campers and allies before it can escalate to arguments and violence.
aphrodite kids spreading body positivity and counselling troubled younger campers with self-worth issues, who invite other campers into their cabins or visit them in their cabins to vent and discuss what’s bothering them over junk food and silly movies.
aphrodite kids who send anonymous notes full of compliments and praise to campers who look like they need something nice for themselves, who keep track of birthdays and anniversaries and always have a small celebration or token or acknowledgement and appreciation prepared for those whose milestones and accomplishments go otherwise unnoticed.
aphrodite kids doing all of this while maintaining confidence and love for themselves, because there’s nothing wrong with loving and supporting others while still maintaining self-love and positivity for yourself (despite how the narrative absolutely shits on this aspect of them on a near-constant basis).
shout out to beckendorf