Hey Merasmus, What's One Of Your Favorite Cryptids?

Hi there Merasmus...

How are you feeling today?

>B)

"pretty good how about you?"

it doesn't change the fact the merasmus is in hell because of @ionlypostmymeemocs monsters constantly at his door. There's going to be another soon, and this man is already having a mini breakdown with the two he already has.

*Fritz appears out of nowhere*

This is what he walks in on, but except it's 100× faster.

@ionlypostmymeemocs please give him his book back. He's figuratively in hell rn because of your monsters. He just wants his hat.

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

Solver Merasmus jumpscare

Burel/ Stardust Engineer Jumpscare

i will put the pumpkin pfp I have here on every other blog I have if I get called out again. (/Pos)

I CANNOT ESCAPE THE PUMPKIN BLOGS, THE PUMPKIN ARMY IS INVADING ME-

@hyperfixatingonfoolishthings and @pumpkinpieendy

i summon.. THE CROCKET

... What?

lemme asky ya sumthin', why is yo pfp a pumpkin? Just curious.

(Just remembered that pumpkin is an endearin' nickname, I might call ya that. Muehehehehe 😈😈😈) /J

why not? I like pumkin. This blog is basically a place to unleash my autism and just go fuckin insane. So why now pumkin? Do you not like pumkin?

(😳 I uhh, wouldn't mind that? *Cough cough*)/j (unlesss?)

I have an extra long ruler I found on the ground… anyone want it?

filename1 : "ÑŒ NØ ÑÖ WHY \/\/øÙL|] YŒÛ §√M/\/\∆N HÏM?!"

Henry : "who?"

Filename1 : "ØH ÑŒ-"

*cue VOAdem bursting in thru a door*

(translation: NO NO NO WHY WOULD YOU SUMMON HIM?!

OH NO-)

omg I'm so sorry. I was just trying to be funny go on and send an ask about chicken nuggets I promise nothing bad will happen.

stop breaking my perception of reality

You foolish thing. You really think I will bow under your mortal commands? You are oh so wrong my friend. I will continue to make worlds as I wish. I shalt bring confusion to whomever stands in my way. You think a simple pleading will stop me?! You are WRONG my friend. I will continue to live on your mortal plane as a GOD NEVER TO BE UNDERSTOOD, AND NEVER TO BE PREDICTED.

Cry and beg as you might... I will always come back stronger.

you sure about that?

What? When? Why?