Merasmus Tf2 - Blog Posts

Fuck jt

you can now ask Bill cipher and GLaDOS'!

i put my hand on merasmus shoulder and bilbo baggins i say as i rocket jump into the sky

What... Just happened?

Broken Medic: (Drooling over Merasmus's head)

Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya Im runnin’ circles around ya

F1n@/|¥• pæç€ 4/\/& ∅\/ie7.

(finally. Peace and quiet.)

Well technically merasmus is legally the grandfather.

Merasmus: "who the hell are you?!"

SHIT I GOT COUGHT GOTTA GO BYE

Merasmus: "what-"

Broken Medic: *Stares at Merasmus*

Merasmus: ". . ."

Skellie: "hiii! :3"

Skellie: *she pulls brokie down, making them slightly dizzy, and kisses their forehead* "hello my little bone-head!"

Merasmus: "YOU HAVE A CHILD?! I DIDN'T ASK TO BE A GRANDFATHER."

Skellie: "stfu"

Broken Medic: *Stares at Merasmus*

Merasmus: ". . ."

Skellie: "hiii! :3"

Broken Medic: *Stares at Merasmus*

Merasmus: ". . ."

Skellie: "hiii! :3"

IT'S BETTER NOW!! WOOOOO

( @tf2addictedman )

hey merasmus! wanna see a magic trick?

*tosses the tumor bread at him and runs*

If ibis paint video files worked with tumblr this would have been 100× better. Sorry.

Still got that guitar in your face?

Not to worry! I shall play to ease your pain.

*Insert the most god-awful knee-rattling soul-shredding solo in the universe as I insult the memory of both Oasis and all the Muses of mythology*

—Kitsunecat

merasmus: "thank you? I guess?"

Filename_1: "hœw dø yöú gûyß kēëp géttïñg îñ hære¿?‽¿"

Hi there Merasmus...

How are you feeling today?

>B)

"pretty good how about you?"

"GOD- DAMNIT-"

hi, I'm still @blu3-1mp0st0r but uhh- my old computer kicked the bucket so I'm stuck on this account :T

anyway question for Merasmus, how did Soldier even get his hands on your magic book? I'm genuinely confused since you keep it with you for like most of the time.

"Key words, "most of the time.", I had it on an alter and he took it and traded it for raccoons."

*looks at @ionlypostmymeemocs *

"why the person wanted it, is not of my information. But I wish apon them pain for eternity."

hi, I'm still @blu3-1mp0st0r but uhh- my old computer kicked the bucket so I'm stuck on this account :T

anyway question for Merasmus, how did Soldier even get his hands on your magic book? I'm genuinely confused since you keep it with you for like most of the time.

"Key words, "most of the time.", I had it on an alter and he took it and traded it for raccoons."

*looks at @ionlypostmymeemocs *

"why the person wanted it, is not of my information. But I wish apon them pain for eternity."

i hhave a gift for you,,,

Merasmus: "oh, no thank you. Not only am I able to actually sleep now, but also I don't want whatever that is in my body. I may be dead, but I don't want that to kill whatever's left of my body.

Heya Merasmus! I can see your one more weirdo showing up at your door away from having an aneurysm! Why don't you just... Use your powers to get rid of them? I mean you ARE a wizard

Merasmus: "This is all soldiers fault. Trading my prized magic book for raccoons. Trust me, they would have been gone by now if I had my book. I'm a wizard, not a sorcerer." (D&D reference.)

(in case you can't read it)

Panel 1: This is where I'd put my magic book!

Panel 2: IF I HAD ONE.

(one without words under cut)

it doesn't change the fact the merasmus is in hell because of @ionlypostmymeemocs monsters constantly at his door. There's going to be another soon, and this man is already having a mini breakdown with the two he already has.

*Fritz appears out of nowhere*

This is what he walks in on, but except it's 100× faster.

@ionlypostmymeemocs please give him his book back. He's figuratively in hell rn because of your monsters. He just wants his hat.

*Fritz appears out of nowhere*

This is what he walks in on, but except it's 100× faster.

@ionlypostmymeemocs please give him his book back. He's figuratively in hell rn because of your monsters. He just wants his hat.

Merasmus, I'm teleportin' this lil' thang to ya.

The calm before and after a storm.

(in case you can't read it.)

"has been searching for their magic book for hours. No sleep for days."