Can we go on land?
Your a messenger having witnessed the rise of humanity ever since the Greek Gods went into slumber. It is only an hour before they awaken. You now have to explain the entirety of the past 2000 years of humanity, including a new threat to the gods caused by these human devices called ‘Nukes.’
@klavierpanda countered
Capture 5 Wild Boykissers (0/5).
You discovered an abandoned one thousand page cookbook one day, and strangely, you found that you can’t flip to the next recipe without making the current dish. Flipping the page, you see the next dish calls for a liter of star dust and gives a “simple” explanation of how to build a starship.
lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?
Because I’ve lost control of my life
california girls we’re inconsolable
dreams of doom the visions wont stop
How
Deep sea benthic Miku
so if you google "__ puns" you mostly get a bunch of AI websites as the top results, and i am kind of fascinated by them, because they read exactly like the kind of jokes little kids tell when they have recently learned about the concept of Humour but they're too young to understand why things are funny:
great job everyone let's hit the showers
Or a Plague Doctor. Yes, I'm 19 Yes, 90% of my posts will be whimsical reblogs
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