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i’m laughing at the concept of immortal fake ah crew deciding to hide their immortality and this leading to shenanigans 

like jeremy fucking laughs the first time somebody shoots him in the chest, just a full-blown giggle you’d expect from a four year old, and then he’s like oh shit right and falls over dramatically like something out of the three stooges

gavin gets “killed” one weekend and then a few days later his killer sees him at a fucking stop-n-shop or something and gavin spends a full twenty minutes convincing the guy that he’s his own twin

michael gets stabbed in the stomach and is immediately like “i just GOT this FUCKING SHIRT– i mEAN OW, OH NO, I’VE BEEN STABBED, I’M DEFINITELY BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW, THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING, OH THE INHUMANITY” (”laying it on a little thick there, michael,” lindsay says)

ray gets shot and is basically like sweet naptime and fucking very carefully settles down on the sidewalk and strips off his hoodie and bundles it under his head like a pillow and dozes off ray does this every time he gets injured under the pretense that it might have killed me if i was mortal you don’t know (ray you got shot in the foot wake the hell up)

whenever jack gets “killed” and is later seen by the person who killed her, she staunchly insists she’s a ghost (”i’m here to haunt your ass for the rest of eternity, fucker”)

geoff and ryan get taken by a rival gang and ryan is shot in the chest; ryan immediately looks down at himself with a sad face and goes “aww.” (he’s wearing his “normal guy” shirt; geoff’s kind of glad it’s ruined now) geoff gives ryan a pointed look and ryan blinks, then clutches at his chest and starts to fucking monologue “Had I but time–as this fell sergeant, death, is strict in his arrest–” (”ryan, what.”) “But let it be. Horatio, I am dead–” (”then fucking die already, what are you doing, is that hamlet”) “aND IN THIS HARSH WORLD DRAW THY BREATH IN PAIN TO TELL MY STORY–” geoff ends up wrestling the gun from the gang member so he can shoot ryan again look, ryan has to use that theater experience somehow

Baek : Chaniee ~~ Chan : what little puppy ? Baek : its too long -3-

Honey Bun - 10k/Reader

Fetish/Kink: None

Warnings/Triggers: Short, fluffy, bony, fluffy bunny, Addy 10k friendship

Requested by an anon;

‘okay but what about 10k finding a little injured animal of some kind like a baby bunny and not having the heart to kill it so he looks after it until it gets better? silly i know, but i love 10k with little cute things.’

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Didn’t know you were doing this right now actually!

“What doesn’t kill you makes you wish you were dead. Got a hole in my soul, growing deeper and deeper. And I can’t take one more moment of this silence. The loneliness is haunting me. And the weight of the world’s getting harder to hold up.” 

Imagine your otp

Gavin having zero chill with trump supporters is my new aesthetic.

FAHC Dan is great

FAHC Dan being an honorary member of the actual FAHC is better

but FAHC Dan not giving A single shit about any of the other ones but Gavin and will only do shit with them at Gavin’s request or for Gavin’s sake is my aesthetic

That’s the shit i love man, gimme Dan the ex-soldier turned freelance merc, Dan the brawn and the guns behind SMG, England’s ‘assumed’ dead little mostly-cybergang. Dan, Gavin’s best Friend from back home with the skills to take a crew  (any crew) down and a bounty on his head that could buy the silence of every other gang in that town. Gimme Dan, THE Dan, suddenly appearing over in Los Santos, seemingly at the beck and call of one Mr. Geoff Ramsey and then horrifyingly enough Dan ‘The Man’ Gruchy letting the whole world now who really has the leash here. The Golden Boy, with Mogar, the Vagabond, Dooley, Ramsey himself and now fucking Dan ready and waiting to do whatever He asks. and the kicker is, Michael, Jeremy and Ryan will listen to Geoff, they have to, and Geoff can be reasoned with, Geoff can be merciful when it suits him. Geoff can call off his attack dogs.

But Gavin loves a bloodbath and Dan doesnt bow to anyone but Gavin

you know what pisses me off? luke follows more fans on twitter than any of the other boys yet the minute he unfollows/ blocks some who are nasty as shit to him all of sudden he doesn’t care about the fans, luke has given fans hugs/kisses on the cheek without the fans even having to ask, luke gives their friends/ crew members hugs all the time, other celebrities that have met luke have all said he was nice as shit, when they were asked about ‘you suck’ luke told michael he liked all the things about him that abigail used to insult michael with,luke helps malum drink water so they don’t have to stop playing their instruments,  luke loves his band mates so much, when asked what they’d say to kurt cobain if they ever met him luke said he’d ask if he was sad bc he ‘doesn’t want it to happen again’, luke is so full of love yet gets so much hate, luke is so sweet and kind yet i all i see directed towards him is hate, harassment or praise for his looks

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This may be ignored by many many people, but please if you run across this take a second to stop and look at this. 

I am currently fighting a serve life threatening bacteria in my intestine. It has become much worse after a month of what I thought was recovery. I am truely worried this is how I will go, but I am too young to die. I am not ready to go. I am fighting daily a mass amount of pain, fatigue, and can just see myself slowly fading away. I am trying my best to stay strong and figure out what is all wrong with me but that requires so much more testing.  

Currently I have no insurance and can no longer afford more treatments or procedures. However I know it has become much worse and all I could possibly ask for is you to reblog this post. I am 10,000+ dollars in debt from medical bills and severely need more testing done but just cant afford to do so. 

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And I know many people also cant financially afford to donate, but a simple reblog to spread the word would mean the world to me. Thankyou again, I really apprecaite and love you all. 

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