The Sudden Urge To Put On Mouse Ears And A Maid Outfit So You Can Go Around Making Mouse Based Puns While

I tried not to make a sound but to them the lack of self-confidence wriggling in my head around is deafening.

They're just sitting on the window sill....staring at me.

"The next time you observe an American robin in your yard, notice how they curiously tilt their heads. They do this to listen for juicy worms."

wake up babe the robins can hear your brainworms and they're after you

futilitarian

Something that is utilitarian in its futility.

i fucking love this

Iso-puppy

#would

Guardian PC

Is there like a cure for constantly being horny?

It's been -78 days since the last day i didn't randomly think about gay sex and that's only if you count the day i realized i didn't think about gay sex which is still technically thinking about gay sex. If you don't I have no clue what it's like to not have your thoughts filled with AGGRESSIVE GAYNESS.

Thoughts on the weak nuclear force?

I try not to

egg i am the egg i am one who consumes the egg life is a circle egg

I spent like 3 weeks trying to come up with a cute pun and still came up empty. it's still great though.

Can someone tell me if this looks cool or if it’s a sinkhole that I’ve already wasted too many hours on..? It’s supposed to represent rot consuming fresh greens. Compost lesbians, if you will.

Man i still remember back when i was optimistic and witty. Used to love wordplay and stupid jokes. Did a lot of stupid nerdy stuff like calculating the terminal velocity of an oreo.

Now i just kind of want to die.

MAN IM SO ANGRY WE WONT GET ANOTHER DAFT PUNK SONG.