It’s On The Mouse - Barmaid Edition

You know that state of mind where you can't sit still, nothing is at ease, and you feel like you need to your skin off? I recently gained the ability to enter that state at will.

HOW DO UNDO?

FOOF

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?

I reblog ONE transformers thing as a joke and suddenly half my feed is shipping Transformers characters together WHY IS TUMBLR LIKE THIS

Conlang whose pronouns are made by shooting guns

Direct/Indirect reference is controlled by shooting at a target either directly or indirectly Direct Reference: I : Pistol You: Rifle We: Landmine Royal we: Claymore Ya'll/They: Shotgun. For larger groups, grapeshot cannons or howitzers are acceptable alternatives Indirect Reference: I: Though it makes no sense to refer to yourself indirectly, you may do so by firing into the air and running to the location the round will land. You: Rifle/Bow aimed to arc onto the target. (Bows are typically used in more formal settings) We: Grenade(thrown directly up; a held grenade is still direct reference) Royal We: Grenade(Thrown away from yourself) All of You/They: Artillery The degree of politeness is determined by hitting different locations. Highest/Formal: Head. General/Acquaintances: Torso Casual/Familial or Close Friends: Limbs. Missing is considered derogatory.

Though there is more to the language, the sentence structure is SOV, with the addressee spoken first. No one has actually gotten more than 2 words into the language until the advent of Kevlar.

Stir fry

2tbsp soy sauce

2 garlic cloves

1 tsp rice vinegar

1tsp sesame oil 2tbsp canola oil(give or take) an unspecified but large quantity of red pepper flakes add sauce of your choice towards the end, i.e. sweet Thai chili sauce Vegetables and/or meat of your choice

What if we kissed in the field of eyes?

MAN IM SO ANGRY WE WONT GET ANOTHER DAFT PUNK SONG.

Thoughts on the weak nuclear force?

I try not to

egg i am the egg i am one who consumes the egg life is a circle egg