intrenalcrisisnerd

Latest Posts by intrenalcrisisnerd

For my event planning class I have to plan a wedding....my teammates will never know. This is an actual report I am submitting for a grade.....sometimes I like life.

How have y'all gotten ur crate boxes yet😭

Y'all are talking spoilers for the extra chapters and like mines not here yettttt, can y'all like wait and chill for like 10 min until mine even gets here before y'all spoil all this twinyard stuff??????

I saw a bright orange Volkswagen bus today and thought that that should be the car Neil buys whens he's on his own.

Trk au: when neil get off the plane and jean meets him at the airport.

Jean: you shouldn't have come

Neil: i mean we could just both get on plane a dip

Jean:

Jean: ya ok fck it

At evermore*

Riko:

Riko:

Riko: well shit

Am I the only one that thinks Riko might have turned out to be a bit of a better person of Nathaniel was put in the nest? Like Ik he never had the option to be a good person *grooming* but I feel like he would have seen and heard enough about neils/nathans relationship, which would be his closest connection to the main branch Kengo/Ichirou, and just seen it for what it was and not try so hard to seen above everyone to earn their validation.....just a thought.

A random take but outside of the drama I feel like Aaron and Ichirou would get along.

Rainbow crates march theme beong Be Gay, Do Crime is just so perfect for the AFTG covers coming out, like idk what I was expecting but damn it not even in the subscription box but it fits so wellll

Neil being regarded for the moment....were sll in agreement the Nathaniels bestie would be Allison yes?

At this point Wymack needs to start adding " are you currently, or were you ever apart of organized crime?" On his teams application form. If nothing else just for so he knows what he's getting into

Yk those fics where neil is less than discrete in Milport and pretty much gives up Nathaniel day 1? I want one of those, but Kevins facial recognition skills and trauma repression means he just doesn't clue in? Like at one point the whole team knows who he is except for Kev and hes not even hiding it anymore, snd everyone just plays on it waiting for Kev to clue in....then when Rikos little banquet reveil happens....he has a little reboot moment, slams his head on the table and just goes" ya that checks out"..... should I write it? Im more of a reader but i need to see this in written yk?

Anyone else remember when Simon and George were gonna raise baby out if there sock drawer? Cause it was so pure I love them so much!

I feel like its an underrated fact the Neil flat out told Kevin and Wymack that recruiting him was a mistake and tried his best yo get them to leave him alone in Milport.....they have nothing to blame but themselves for the chaos that followed, my guy said point blank it was a bad idea.

Gonna gwt hate for this bur I head cannan that Aaron and Katelyn have Twins, 1 both and 1 girl, and aaron names them Natalie and Nathaniel..... because he's a little shit and because he can.

I have to repost this... This is aftermath perfection, i want a scene like this in TSC

various recent tfc/tsc doodles

Ok so all Nora has givin us is 🌞

And we all just assumed and jumped on the jerjean train, but imagin TSC is actually NOTHING to do with the Trojans, and is just like andrews experience in cali, or Nicky and erik, cause erik is a cannon outdoors person, like i would love a jerjean book, and for them to be canon, but realistically it probs just hoing to be a 'how ravens adjust to being outside after 5 years' thing, like yall have to much faithhh

Since when do authors give us what we want

I wish we got a better reaction out of Wymack and the Foxes when Neil get back from Christmas break, like my guy provided no context to why riko changed his like entire look....like the dont even really get that thats his natural look untill the birthday blood shit.....like neil gives them nothing but a lame 'he threatened you if i change it back' like the team must be so confused, like WHY DOES RIKO WANT HIM GINGER, it not even raven aethestic....? Not to mention Andrew coming back from easthaven and like, he knew about his eye, but the man pulls up looking like he lost a fight with a train and is just... Not hiding them anymore? And is a ginger.....AND NO ONE QUESTIONS IT?!

Summoning Raziel

Valentine: oh great and powerful, please grant ....

*gets smited*

Simon: yo motherfucker! Heres how this is gonna work...

Raziel: him. Him I like

I feel like the natural progression is

Watpad-fanficion.net- ao3, with some livejournal and tumblr sprinkled in for good, nerdy measure

I honestly need to know if I’m the only one who growing up reading TMI I imagined Alec Lightwood as arab, I’m Emirati and Palestinian so that might play a role but I can’t seriously be 100% alone in this 😭😭

I mean....i always pictured him really, but still lighter than magnus, so i had trouble picturing him like will...aka british white boi...if that's helpful?? Not really arab...but like south american almost..if that makes sense at all. but thats just how I picture him.

Simon is the only one who will remember the possum incident

Aline: How to identify a TMI Gang member

Aline: Do they have daddy issues?

Aline: Are they, or have they had a major identity crisis?

Aline: Then congrats, who have identified a TMI gang!

Alec:...

Alec: why are you like this?

So Magnus.....Memory spells...just run in the family?

One thing I desperately need in my life is a Mortal instruments fanfiction with a 'ready or not ' fusion, with the Lightwoods as the Le Domas' ...but make is Sizzy

I am literally begging...someone please write one...I have zero writing talent.

MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS

- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.

- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)

- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.

- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.

- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.

- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.

- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.

- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.

- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.

- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.

- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.

- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate

- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.

- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.

- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.

- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.

- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.

- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.

- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world

-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned

- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught

- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass

- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.

- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.

- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.

- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.

- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.

Could not be more accurate.

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

New York Shadowhunters playing Truth or dare

Izzy: I dare you to kiss the next person to walk in the room.

Jace: Not a chance, that's childish and immature.

Simon: *walks in* hey do any of you want .....

Jace:*standing up* well a dares a dare, I've got no choice.

My head cannon that makes no sense but lives rent free in my head any way is that Alec calls Simon Elijah...and he gives no explanation as to why.

Snarky, Blonde, 'Elite', Shadowhunters : Exsit

Nodody:

Not a Single Soul:

Simon:

Simon: Rivals/Friends/ intense Sexual Tension

Okay so I've had some thoughts about this, ESPECIALLY as a Simon fan. If you look at my account I think it's pretty obvious that my favourite character of all time is Simon Lewis-Lovelace-Lightwood, and alot of stuff in the newer books, including TFTSA bother me about his character. I hate how Cassie keeps trying to push him out, she killed off all his character development with George, even all the other TFTSA characters like Jon, Julie, ect, in the later book more or less ignore him and there reason for being there is cause if Jace and Clary. Simon is allowed to have friends that don't revolve around Clace. I feel like his whole asension is so forced, never once has Simon expressed anything other than being annoyed or even hateful of the Clave and Anything Shadow hunter, ( Including RAZIEL, you know the angel that dictates who survives the cup or not that more than likely despises his ass after CoLS) so him wanting to be a shadowhunter is very unlike him.

Even so he should have been George's, or even Marisols Parbati, not Clarys. Not that I think he would have one period, He's JEWISH, a huge part of that is not marking your skin, including tattoos or Runes, which Are literally burned onto your skin! I feel like Cassie writes his faith over as character convenience, and other than the star of David, it Earley mentioned.

Cassie should have explored his experience gaining his memories back and rediscovering his place in the shadow world...which as a Mundane he would have had to CARVE.HIS.WAY. INTO! Even with his status. Like his strength of of will is imaculate, and his mental strength his what got him through, and is commented on by magnus or Alec (I don't rember) in LBOTW. But if course that is shoved under the rug, to make room for Julian and Emma...and of course more Clace. The only characters That really get explored outside of Clace is Malec, and I feel like that's mostly due to there fan base. Like Simon out smarted and/or out willed, Lilith(the mother of demons!) Azazel( LUCIFERS second in command), Raziel( a fucking angel) Asmodeus,Samuel,Valentine, Sebastian, Molachi, Robert Lightwood, Jace, The Seelie Queen, Raphael Santiago...shall I continue?? He deserves respect from that alone.

Don't get me wrong I love Clace, and Climon is one of my favorite friendships, but it's not focused on outside of competition for Jace( which he wins,cause why would Simon's literally life and or sanity outway his angst??) Or plot convince to get Clary where she needs as a character ( to get closer with Jace.) Even isebelle, like I love Sizzy, but her whole personality went from being a whip welding badass, to being a shallow heartthrob, who is only with Simon. There whole relationship ship is so forced...but she needed someone to take Simon attention of Clary,(so her primary focus can one again be Jace)

My god I never meant to write this much but damn Simon Slander gets me pissed, HES FUCKING IMPORTANT AND IN PAIN ANF UNDERAPPRECIATED, SOMEONE GIVE HIM A HUG!!!

I feel like I should mention my theory that George only died because Raziel couldn't take his grudge out on Simon, so he took it out on his BROTHER!!!

I think in the Tales, Simon was concerned that he couldn't become Clary's parabatai because he's a bit older than her and close to 18. But it was explained to him that becoming a vampire stopepd his aging, so he's still 17 and still has time to complete his training, Ascend and then take the parabatai oath.

I think CoB started with Clary's birthday but I can't remember if it was her 15th or 16th (I think 15th, because I remember my shock at how young when was lol). Considering that the whole TMI story happened in months (I really don't think it was years) and the vampire thing, he still had time.

All is possible for Clare's darlings! as long as she can play matchy matchy and pair everyone up in some way or another to play on that nostalgia factor.

Like why would Simon be parabatai with someone who's virtually a stranger to him after the memory loss curse?

Why because Clare needs everyone and everything to revolve around Clary (and by extension Jace and the SH world)!

Angel forbid Simon actually forgot all about them and lived his life as normal without having to abandon his family, friends and religion.

She even killed off George to make sure Simon could get the Lovelace last name AND didn't have to choose between him and Clary 🙄🙄🙄

It was Clary’s 16th birthday in City of Bones. As the events of The Mortal Instruments take place in 2007, and Tales takes place some months after COHF, it’s somewhere in 2008. Simon would turn 18 in October that year and Clary would turn 17 in August. And since Simon was physically stuck at the same age some time, there’s that.

Okay, they are both under 18 even if Simon didn’t manage to push through his education and ascension before October. It’s a tight schedule but conveniently Simon has a reason why Clary and Simon can happen as parabatai. It’s not exactly pushing the rules because it does fit and kind of make sense, but again, it’s convenient.

Parabatai were told to be rare, but now many characters have one after Clare got more enthusiastic about it after concocting The Infernal Devices. Before Clockwork Angel the only book in the series to use the word parabatai was City of Bones. Simon and Clary don’t feel like parabatai. I forgot they were when reading The Lost Book of the White until the line “He was standing in front of his sister and his parabatai and his parabatai’s girlfriend and her parabatai.” That’s more parabatais used than in CoA and DoG combined (which was none).

Simon continuing on with his life would’ve been good for him. Clary would’ve lost something, the story would’ve had more stakes. Simon did the heavy lifting for the plot in TMI and suffered for it. Simon got dragged into the shadow world because he didn’t want to leave Clary, but this way Clary could’ve let Simon go to live his human life with his friends and family. But who’d be Clary’s parabatai? Who’d date Isabelle?

Matchy, matchy.

I hope that when Simon and Isabelle get married, Simon takes the Lightwood name. I hate that nostalgia-baiting with the name Lovelace.

One of the headcannons I will keep forever is that Simon Lewis is a caffine addict, that everyone is low-key worried about and Malec fuels just for the chaos of it