Could Not Be More Accurate.

I want a Sizzy serial killer AU fic. I can't write fics, someone write one and tag me pls!

Isabelle Lightwood is the only TMI character that hasn't had a last name identity crisis

I want more Dark!Simon Lewis fics. I want a dark, twisted morally grey, possibly insane murder happy Simon. Fics where he sees merit in Camilles ideals, where he's done with the crap the 'shadowhunter' put him through with out any recognition. Fics where he's a demon, or a serial killer. Make him be a solo act badass, or make him have a partner in crime, Saia, Sizzy, Jimon, Simon/ Jonathon, I DON'T CARE. All they others get these AU( Alec, Magnus, Clary ect.), Simon has more greater demon kills then the rest of the group combined, Lilith, Abbadon, the whole Azazel thing.He got an angel to listen to him. Asmodues has his immortal life force!! I want fic where they change up his curse and Asmoudes uses him to raise Lucifer or something. Lilith and Camille both sought him out directly in there attempt at power, I'm tired of him being portrayed as a tag along, he literally carried the team through out the dark war! He watched someone he though of as his brother die, and everyone just kinda brushes over it like it didn't matter!! I want that backlash, this is the guy who THREATENED an actual angel! He doesn't just tag along and get kidnapped. The entire shadow world just kinda treats him like the weak link, when he's not! Remember, he went through the entire mortal instrument without an once of formal training, and still killed THE MOTHER OF DEMONS, beat Jace in CoLS, figured out how to survive Edom, killed abbadon on Day 1. Even Alec says he goes undervalued. I want more BAMF Simon fics. Simon Lewis people, appreciate him.

I feel number 3 on a spiritual level.....this list hits diffrent

phases of joining a new fandom

1. obsessively consume all canon content faster than human beings should be capable 2. pick a ship at random and read 2/3 of everything that exists on AO3 for that ship 3. The YouTube Edits Phase™ 4. what’s in this tag on tumblr? (repeat as many times as necessary) 5. scream

How have y'all gotten ur crate boxes yet😭

Y'all are talking spoilers for the extra chapters and like mines not here yettttt, can y'all like wait and chill for like 10 min until mine even gets here before y'all spoil all this twinyard stuff??????

Gonna gwt hate for this bur I head cannan that Aaron and Katelyn have Twins, 1 both and 1 girl, and aaron names them Natalie and Nathaniel..... because he's a little shit and because he can.

DEMON SLAYER EP:13: Tanjiro is giving me seriuos tired dad vibes

Aline: How to identify a TMI Gang member

Aline: Do they have daddy issues?

Aline: Are they, or have they had a major identity crisis?

Aline: Then congrats, who have identified a TMI gang!

Alec:...

Alec: why are you like this?

Shuri: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Villain: *laughing* You’re just a group of teenagers! I’ve already incapacitated the likes of iron man, Black Panther, and Doctor Strange!

Villain: THE AVENGERS COULDN’T STOP ME! NO ONE CAN STOP ME! Not when I have THIS! *charges up weapon*

Harley: HOLD IT! You have to wait your turn. We get the first move.

Villain: Wait...... my..... turn?

Harley: yes! I haven’t even selected who to use yet! Spider-Man I choose you!

Spider-Man: *pops out* SPIDEY SPIDEY!

Harley: USE TAUNT!

Spider-Man: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries!

Villain: what the f*ck is going on?

Doctor Strange: teenagers are very spiteful

T’Challa: all we did was punish them by taking away there video games

Tony: Turns out to be more of punishment for us instead.

I feel like its an underrated fact the Neil flat out told Kevin and Wymack that recruiting him was a mistake and tried his best yo get them to leave him alone in Milport.....they have nothing to blame but themselves for the chaos that followed, my guy said point blank it was a bad idea.