Peter: I-I don’t understand Mr stark. Why do I have to know how to kill you?
Tony: Because Roger’s sent me a freaking flip phone and if I turn evil someone has to know how to defeat me.
Peter: What about-
Tony: Trust me kid. I went to Harley first, he pledged his minionship before I even finished.
Aline: How to identify a TMI Gang member
Aline: Do they have daddy issues?
Aline: Are they, or have they had a major identity crisis?
Aline: Then congrats, who have identified a TMI gang!
Alec:...
Alec: why are you like this?
I feel like its an underrated fact the Neil flat out told Kevin and Wymack that recruiting him was a mistake and tried his best yo get them to leave him alone in Milport.....they have nothing to blame but themselves for the chaos that followed, my guy said point blank it was a bad idea.
MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS
- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.
- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)
- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.
- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.
- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.
- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.
- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.
- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.
- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.
- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.
- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.
- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate
- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.
- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.
- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.
- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.
- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.
- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.
- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world
-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned
- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught
- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass
- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.
- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.
- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.
- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.
- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.
I find the fact that Simon and Alec keep walking on on each other in *compromising positions * hilarious. It's like the trapped in a endless loop. And I love the Alec and Simon bromance in TSC
Me: Comics!Tony seems to much more reasonable than MCU!Tony, I’m starting to actually like him
Comics!Tony:
Recruits Supervillians to hunt down Superheroes
Signs Peter up to hunt down Superheroes without even bothering to consult him
Enforces a law he KNOWS is unjust and wrong when being a hero literally means doing the exact opposite of that
Tells Peter this is how things are and it’s not gonna change one second…
Threatens Aunt May and Mary Jane
Literally goes back on his position about whether the prison he’s built is temporary or permanent
… the last three kinda speak for themselves, tbh
Fanon Simon: A lovable adorable cinnamon roll, who could never hurt a fly.
Canon Simon: A sarcastic asshole who rival Jace in sass.
Soooooo My phone just kinda broke...? Like it was fine one second and the next just not. So sorry I haven’t been active lately I’ll probably be on a hitatus till I get a new one. So ya I’m still alive if any of y’all were wondering.
Okayyy so I know Simon's Jewish but I feel like he'd be the type to get tattoos with every one, like something the represents there friendship/relationship, like a Mango with Jace,.a bow with Alec, a Parabati rune with Clary, ect.
Alexander Lightwood - Gay - The Shadowhunter Chronicals
Magnus Bane- Bisexual - The Shadowhubter Chronicles
Raphael Santiago-Aromantic/Asexual (same as me) - The Shadowhunter Chronicles
Aline Penhallow - Lesbian - The Shadowhunter Chronicles
Kieran Kingson - Pansexual/Polyamorus- The Shadowhunter Chronicles
Christina Mendoza Rosales - Polyamorus - The Shadowhunter Chronicles
Diana Wayburn - Transgender - The Shadowhunter Chronicles
Christopher Herondale - Bisexual - The Shadowhunter Chronicles
Nico Di Angelo - Gay - The Percy Jackson Verse
Charlie Bradbury - Lesbian - Supernatural
Apparently there a limit of how may photos each post can have so I'm making a Part 2 cause I love them so much
Isabelle Lightwood is the only TMI character that hasn't had a last name identity crisis