Nice try kid, now where’s your hair brush??
Do I Want To Date Her Or Be Her: A List
asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces
OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!
Wynonna Earp Out of Context 1/?
Me: *goes to a bookshop to look for new books*
Me: *gravitates to books that I already own*
Me: *pointing excitedly* I’ve got that!
Easy and very effective
Requires nothing but your body
Includes attack
val, looking at the incoming video call from the love of her life even though she’s literally being held at gun point by a kidnapper in her own home:
kidnapper:
val:
kidnapper:
val:
kidnapper:
val:
kidnapper:
val: sorry, I just have to take this real quick-
So this past summer I was a Counselor in Training at a Girl Scout camp and we were dared to try and start a trend. A bunch of veteran counselors told us that it couldn’t be done and not all the girls would do it, but we tried anyways. All 9 of us wore “space buns” (two little buns on the top of your head) on morning and by the time lunch was over everyone was asking us to do it to their hair. The girlies with short hair, we did little pig tails. By dinner, Every. Single. Camper. Had space buns or something equivalent. Some 100 girls, looking adorable with little buns and smiles on their faces. I will never forget the look on the head directors face. Hilarious.
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever