“#by The Time I Get Here No One Will Be Reading” My Brother In Christ, Depraved Ghost Is The Lifeblood

Remus “do what you want with me” Lupin:

I've heavily considered blocking people for loving summer in my notes. fuck summer forever.

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

If any one of the 141 blokes suggests using that new remote controlled little pink vibrator on you just for fun tonight while you meet up with the others at the pub—don't do it. Do not, under any circumstances, trust them.

It's a fucking trap.

I will elaborate shortly.

but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

hairy chests. you agree. reblog

daily affirmations

- I will own a house and decorate it just like I've been dreaming of for years

- I WILL OWN A HOUSE

- my house will have the cutest decor ever

- I will have the most peaceful house of all time

- house

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again fiction readers don’t want to read about realistic relationships they want to read about dubcon in a country house library with a mysterious baroness