Pease Love N Respect But I Need To Be Fucked In A Chokehold

When blorbo is panting, covered in blood and sweat and god knows what else and oh no poor blorbo but also damn blorbo is hot when he's in pain

Credit to: user

"Ao3 will be down for three hours for a scheduled maintainance."

You should've just killed me.

Me: ooh a new follower. Who could it be I wonder?

Pornbot: hello

If any one of the 141 blokes suggests using that new remote controlled little pink vibrator on you just for fun tonight while you meet up with the others at the pub—don't do it. Do not, under any circumstances, trust them.

It's a fucking trap.

I will elaborate shortly.

That perfect moment when you watch something and realise it's going to be your new hyperfixation for the next several months

Remus “do what you want with me” Lupin:

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

Jack Skellington is a transmasc icon I will take no further questions on this matter

regulus supported all of barty’s rights and wrongs but the moment he found out that barty let a house elf take the blame for his fuck up and get fired, it was on sight