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so i went to my local dollar store the other day nd found these g4.5 pony blind bag thingies for like $3 each

nd first of all lemme tell u, these are not high quality figures, but fuck if i didnt want a little twilight sparkle figure for my desk. so i was reasonable and got only 2 packs instead of All Of Them and figured it was 2 tries at a 1/4 chance, whatever right? best case scenario i get twi and rarity, worst case i get 2 rainbow dash

well as soon as i thought the worst case into existence i KNEW i fucked up. in that moment i was one with the universe and the universe was in my bones and i had tempted fate herself and was going to pay the price

i went home and opened the bags.

and i got 2 rainbow dash.

okay!! fine!!! we’re going to do it this way, are we? like no flame to rd, it just so happens if u have 6 main characters in a show and rank them, one of them is gonna b at the bottom of my list and thats ok! it’s just id really rather have a twilight sparkle figure please and thank you

so i went back to the store a day later and bought 3 more packs. each one a 1/4 chance for twilight sparkle. and as i was walking home i thought to myself:

“man, it’d b funny if this time i got every other figure except for twilight”

well guess what?

i got a rarity, a pinkie, and another rainbow dash :)

i tempted fate again and yknow what? thats on me! fool me once shame on me and all that, i had it coming. so now im here with my 3 rainbow dashes and 0 twilight sparkles and my crippling gacha addiction gene rearing its head for the first time since i managed to quit spending irl money on pngs of anime girls in 2019

i went back to the store.

i bought all the remaining bags they had.

i had 5 more tries. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a twilight sparkle figure. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a SINGLE figurine of my favourite character, and 5 more 1/4 chances to get yet another one of my least favourite.

i figured this time the odds were in my favour. i may have passed stats on a technicality, but at least i figured i’d given myself the best odds i could. and in my hubris i thought to myself:

“at least there’s no way they’re all rainbow dash”

well :)

i clearly hadnt learned my lesson

i’d tempted fate again, and FUCK if she doesnt know how to commit to the bit because,

i walked home from the dollar store.

i opened the last 5 bags.

and all of them were fucking rainbow dash.

Sorry more stupid ponies

My Windows 10 setup is an awkward mishmash of "I miss the 2000s"

My wallpaper is this "Pinkie Pie breaking the fourth wall" version of the default Windows Vista wallpaper (which I AI-upscaled a bit because it was really low-res)

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Pinkie Pie Breaking The 4th WALL XD by CrystaHedgefox444 on DeviantArt

I use Open Shell to give myself an XP-style start menu (although the programs fly-out is getting really big lol), while also giving the menu and the taskbar highly-tranparent glass effects.

And finally, for my media player of choice, I use Windows Media Player 9 with the K-Lite Codec Pack. It handles so many different formats that I don't need to use VLC.

And it does it really well.

(Guide works with Windows 10 as well, iirc)

Enjoy! ✨

But yeah, wish Microsoft just let you customize the hell out of it out of the box. Ideally, I'd probably use Windows XP "Zune" theme, if they'd let you load that.

me after biting down on a slice of toast which I just slathered with that one margarine that's on the commercials (I'm really surprised that it tastes like butter)

WHY FDOES IT TASTSE LIKE THAT

hello bisexuals

when i was wee i actually believed luna helped everyone fall asleep, so i slept more soundly thanks to her 💙

click for better quality lol

Weed Rehab (MLP Short Comic)

My first ever comic. Art feedback is engoggagged.

i know i know it’s a craze to talk about dreams people had about jerma for some reason, but i just got reminded of this one dream i had a few months ago of him it was actually the most stupid shit imaginable

Rarity never found her *prince*, per se

new fav interaction ive had